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Posts by Vaguely Van-Shaped

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Today is Lou’s birthday 🎂
She’s a whole year old 🥹

#pigeonsky #birdsky

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be incorrect less

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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Young ensign Wesley Crusher (the boy) sits at a console on the bridge, but he's turned around like he's having a talk with safe and trustworthy adult who has walked up behind him. He looks sincere and earnest, as if it's a 'very special episode of Star Trek.' He's wearing his blue and blue and gold and red and blue again Wesley sweater, which is not a bad look, tbh. Closed caption reads, "drugs can make you feel good."

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Young ensign Wesley Crusher (the boy) sits at a console on the bridge, but he's turned around like he's having a talk with safe and trustworthy adult who has walked up behind him. He looks sincere and earnest, as if it's a 'very special episode of Star Trek.' He's wearing his blue and blue and gold and red and blue again Wesley sweater, which is not a bad look, tbh. Closed caption reads, "drugs can make you feel good."

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sorry oomf but it's the correct use of Martial here, even if the pronunciation is the same

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https://www.theonion.info/

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Seagull standing on top of a sign that says "BIRD"

Seagull standing on top of a sign that says "BIRD"

BIRD

#Jonkation2026

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Tomodachi life real

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He has to handle those pins very carfully

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im a buUuUuUuUrd

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*plays animation right as you throw it*

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"im a burd" ("nah bro I'm the shiny variant")

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im a burd

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im a burd

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🏖️ + 🫦

🏖️ + 🫦

🏖️ + 🫦

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🐝 + 🐢

🐝 + 🐢

🐝 + 🐢

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🦄 + 🍙

🦄 + 🍙

🦄 + 🍙

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👣 + 🐔

👣 + 🐔

👣 + 🐔

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🐳 + ⚽

🐳 + ⚽

🐳 + ⚽

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@aviaryacer.bsky.social

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can’t park there mate

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I used to be able to tell my phone "navigate to Costco" and it would pull up directions. Now an AI voice tells me the address of the two nearest Costcos and advises me to use Waze or MapQuest to get there. If I open Google Maps and type Costco, I get an ad for Safeway.

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just fuckin saying fuck all buzzwords at this point

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Some men experience the riches of the earth only to be blind to their own wealth

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Today is the 2 year anniversary of when I met the Ravens. They just checked me out from a distance then! Here is some of my fav footage: them courting, feeding each other, barrel rolling and some of their vocalisations. They are the most amazing birds and I am so lucky to have them!

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If I opened $10-15 sketches in the style of the comic, would anyone be interested?

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Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!”
Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?”
Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.”
Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

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ok but if u do u gotta do farmer Rico yeah

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