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Hey guys, I think Donald Trump might have lost his mind. I know it's a revolutionary hot take that nobody's ever voiced before, but I'm just super observant like that.

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I'm all for Starmer falling on his sword of inadequacy, but this incompetence is handing support to Reform. I'm hopeful for the Green Party, but I fear the lowest common majority. My only hope is that this pushes left wing Labour supporters towards the Green Party.

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They've changed the name of the Royal Quays into Newcastle Quays, so now I can't say "A Royale with Quays" and chuckle to myself whenever I pass it.

Well I could, it'd just feel wrong.

"...He's lying."

Massive Attack, Tom Waits - Boots on the Ground YouTube video by Massive Attack

Excellent work from all involved. I love Tom Waits and always will. youtu.be/L-57FrioeuE?...

Why do felines like Italian bread? Cos they're for cats yeah? (focaccia)

As a Geordie abroad, I always fear that people will assume I'm a loud drunken toon fan because of stereotypes etc. At the hotel today there's been a bunch of knackers from Newcastle, drinking heavily, swearing loudly and generally kicking off. All whilst in Toon tops. Such an embarrassment. #toon

Looks like Jesus just gave him a cracking hand job.

Anyone in need of a Water Sports Enema? The office looks a bit dodgy, but it's a fun way to clear a blockage.

I love the Punisher as a character. But I hate how he's been co-opted by the alt-right. The Punisher isn't someone to live up to, he's a monster created by his own demons. I really hope they do something with this that'll kill the alt-right association.

People with weird reply standards.

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Just remembered that time Loki called Black Widow a whinging cunt. #mcu

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I know this isn't a new issue, but I'm seriously considering releasing an instructional video for men on "How to wee in a toilet". I like to go to pubs/bars etc, and often find myself cleaning up the piss of grown men. Either clean up after yourselves, or sit down to piss. #PublicInformation

Share a gif from a horror movie you love.

The live-action-remake of Obvioys Plant classic by Daldo. Christ-for-Arms reaches to the God that forsake him while the other children throw beans on him.

Christ-For-Arms (2022)

Further proof that the real Kermit is dead, and that green thing is just a strange voiced pretender. #muppets

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I used to work in a camping repair shop, but I had to quit. It was just sewing tents.

Accidentally drew Johnny Blaze. ##whiteboarddoodle

She was most recently charged with vehicular manslaughter for allegedly killing a Holocaust survivor with her car, then ruled mentally incompetent to stand trial

Sleaford Mods archenemies from the posh side of town.

LAPD officers arrest a protester dressed as the Statue of Liberty outside a federal building during a ‘Kings Day’ protest. (Connor Sheets/Los Angeles Times)

A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...

Sleaford Mods archenemies from the posh side of town.

Not banned – just gone: what Manchester’s missing books reveal about England’s schools Books removed from a Manchester school raise a bigger question: who decides what children are allowed to read?

Books removed from a Manchester school raise a bigger question: who decides what children are allowed to read? | North West Bylines

Tucking into some Prjaniki honning smaks with my coffee.

RIP Sam Kieth. A great artist with a unique style who became disillusioned with the comic industry after a long legal battle over creative ownership.

Uh oh...

BEARD-OFF for Comic Relief YouTube video by Pablo

youtu.be/GN4U9B-tud0?... #BeardOff #ComicRelief