Learning Math With Professor Scott Slandler

#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND

I'd happily get a few kicks in

Sarthagasms…

Wow.

I have terrible news to report...

Get snitched on, nerd

bsky.app/profile/vast...

Your cuntgirl posts have been delightfully annihilating my menial, so thank you for that!

that looks incredible!!

Seeing all the worship subs on the tl and feeling the need to drop a tactical humiliating redditification bomb to even things out a bit

That's so beautiful!!

another hallmark of slopgen is that it can’t let a sentence just fucking be. every single one has to be ornamented. you can’t just have a guy rush down the stairs, it’s always, “He ran down the stairs, a pattering of feet.” the room doesn’t just stink, “It smells of hope and paté.”

it’s not just x, it’s y is fine as a structure, don’t be discouraged from using it. what makes texts stand out as slopgen is when they are 50% injxiy by volume

most generic boots ever, sweetheart

oughhh waow

Handler's programme is going along so well, she's not experiencing any failures whatsoever. Not at all. The Hellhounds are perfect.

She's so broken...~

Seriously considering letting my menial listen to the Sarthafication file eventually purely because my opinion of Sartha has fallen so low that even Meetra feels better~

Leaving the broken hound vomiting into a sickbucket around the force-feeding tube still threaded down her throat and settled into her stomach. Grey nutrient sludge and bile at both ends of it, pumping in and spewing out, keeping her full and straining and completely powerless to prevent any of it~

Goodnight!

How I feel when @vastilla.bsky.social tries to make a reference to anything

Breaking Bad - You Are Not The Guy YouTube video by Mohammed Q

>that’s so relatable

You will never be Sartha, mutt.

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Sartha: hey this is my Handler. She sucks and she’s awful and she’s evil and I dont even like obeying her anymore (still going to be her broken dog btw dont @ me)

Honestly I think I’ve been losing sympathy for Sartha consistently with every post-RESCUE HOUND instalment and this hasn’t reversed that trend yet…

Girl is a very interestingly level of brokenly pathetic

cute!

I don't think you get to tell me what I'm going to do, mutt~

Of course, Leinth.

I got stuff like Dulce et Decorum Est, Ozymandius, and Hawk Roosting as poems in my English GCSE which were pretty peak but yeah I entirely get your point

waow

oh dear.

General Kynilandre reading the incident report and finding out that Handler allowed someone who had expressed blatant disgust at Sartha to put a gun in her mouth, and did the funniest thing possible with it, obliterating Handler's most valuable asset