jane handler freaking out and calling for sartha
archon is red
weapons formed against me won't prospa
with this muzzle i summon
big sartha
the opp stoppa
(made a version for everybody's least favorite Thrace merchant)
#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
phineas and ferb "not yet ferb" meme with Leinth Aritimis as Phineas and Amynta Tet as Ferb
when that Haaandler's dead and gone (dead and gone)
when that Haaaaandler's dead and gone (dead and gone)
we'll go dancing down the street
kissing every Hound we meet
when that Haaaaandler's dead and gone (dead and gone)
#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
a panicked Kione Monax screaming KILLSWITCH
SAVE ME KILLSWITCH I RAGE BAITED HER TOO HARD! I NEED YOU KILLSWITCH!
#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
remember, pilots: always practice safe kink with consent and care
#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
it's over monaxmaxxers, i've depicted myself as the Chadcyor and you as the bawling Kionejak
(kionejak based off of meadowmarrow's excellent art, see below)
#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
buildup of the Hopemaxxer Strategic Agenda Reserve is going well
#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
anthony bourdain saying "once you've read FLOWERBLOOM chapter 4, you'll never stop wanting to beat (picture of Kione Monax) to death with your bare hands"
first of all, I won't permit anyone to speak the name "Hazie Cultrice" without the title "Comrade"
#mechsploitation #AGENDABLOOM #AGENDAHOUND
You jolt awake in your bunk in Leukon base. God, that was one weird dream- that's the last time you try huffing boot polish to get high. You've got small-unit tactics class in 30 and marksmanship drills at 1300. Can't slack off, even if the Empire is collapsing.
#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
all i'm saying is that if you spec too hard into EW and countering advanced targeting systems then you're gonna eat shit when someone rolls up with a bunch of dumb explosives aimed straight at your head #AGENDAHOUND
Serbian "sorry, we didn't know it was invisible" poster except it depicts Ancyor getting destroyed instead
they call me mechsplOPEC the way i be gassing up these Rebels
#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
madam handler a second Rebel glaze post has hit the discover page
#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
"pfft, haven't you ever felt like you're surrounded by dogs?"
"YOURE A DOG!"
#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
102.3 REAL SLANDLER FM
#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
(spoilers for RESCUE HOUND)
LEANth HERitimis beatdown so diabolical it made Kione swear off close combat for good 😭😭😭
#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
Jon Stewart Loses His Mind Over Chicago Deep Tit Handlers
#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
Potential Man edit that reads "meet ATOMIC PILOT" with a picture of Rhea Ripley wearing a neurohelm and mantling her Atum
(spoilers for SHOWHOUND)
She will bear the terrible heat of the voice in her brow, the mark of her lordliness. She will face the beast- and she will annihilate it. She will wield the terrible blade of want, and the pillars of heaven will quake with her coming.
#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
(spoilers ahead for RESCUE HOUND and Archon)
i can't even call Kione a stank ass bum because that would be a disservice to HOW ABSOLUTELY WASHED SHE IS
with apologies to Leinth for the strays
#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
the moral of RESCUE HOUND is that evil prevails so long as good (wo)men don't read theory or military tactics or political scienc or go to a therapist, and just Punch Enemy Good
cause holy shit if *any* one of those had happened, Jane Warhound would've been cooked
#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
"SAVE ME KALLIDORA THEY ACTUALLY ZEROED IN THEIR SIGHTS! THEY'RE TAKING POTSHOTS AT ME KALLIDORA!"
#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
now let me just say im the biggest hater (go read warhound it's peak)
#mechsploitation #warhound #agendahound
