Long Johns should really be called 'Jonathans'.
Posts by The Mediocre Chainsaw Carver
Pornstars and weedguys are getting younger.
Seven years. Kudos for the record-keeping and the immune system.
VINCENT VAN GOGH
“No blue without yellow”
Flower Beds in Holland (1883)
Thank you, I haven't seen this previously.
Police catch a break in the case. A suspect is fingered.
Wafer thin stuff. Done.
Old edition of Cuckoo's Nest novel, with Jack Nicholson on cover.
Lent a copy like this to a dude I sailed with in 2017, haven't seen him since. I still have his Billy Liar and Confederacy of Dunces.
Picked the same edition up in an Oxfam in Glasgow a couple of weeks ago.
#booksky
Lead me not into temptation.
Thanks @fern-scotland.bsky.social
#artsky #sculpturesky #woodsky
I guess
Couple of dope looking chainsaw-carved beardfaces. Driftwood stands at a couple of foot, intense looking. Mighty Oak, four feet, looks high.
Iconic duos...
Chainsaw
#filmsky #scriptsky #scotland
Any creatives making things in and around Glasgow and Argyll?
Screenwriter/able bodied hand looking to get involved....
"Still punk as fuck", I whisper as I turn off a TV programme because two of the characters are arguing.
#scriptsky
Eighty pages, like pulling teeth out of my urethra on a cold day.
#scriptsky
Give me a pat on the back, and a kick up the bum.
Seventy pages into my first ever screenplay. Since being diagnosed and treated for my neuro-d two years ago, I have finally got my shit together enough to attempt this.
Blergh.
I send our dog into the darkened room,
like the canary down the mines,
If you accept her morning licks,
It may be safe to spoon
I'm writing mine now. Well, not now, I am doomscrolling Bluesky now.
What is this 'happy', I thought that was just for birthdays?
Americans love saying, "I wish some asshole would burglarize my condo, so I can legally shoot someone, yee-haw. USA, USA, USA."
Et tu, Reuté?
Twas moist
I love...lamp.
A 3x3 grid of various artworks by me with me in the center square holding two puppets performing one of my comics at the Massachusetts Independent Comics Expo, surrounded by me are art of a neuron, art of a brain, art of organs, art of fishes, art of another brain, art of toucans, art of a goldfish and art of James Bond inspired by Goldeneye video game
2025 was one of the worst years of my life, I lost my job of 16 years in February (I'm still looking for a new one, if you know of any design/comms jobs), so while 2025 still sucks, my art has gotten a chance to grow and for that, I am incredibly grateful for the time #ArtvsArtist #ArtvsArtist2025
You and your relatable observations. Move over, Jerry Seinfeld. 😊
His reply should spur you on to enact change. Oh..
Jokes on you, my parents don't have Bluesky accounts. Oh, I am lonely.
I've got no kick against modern jazz,
Unless they try to play it too darn fast;
And change the beauty of the melody,
Until they sounded like a symphony,
That's why I go for that
Rock And Roll Music ...
Yesss. It worked. I did a dopamine.
Mr. Popular. Traded my zero red notifications on FB for zero blue notifications here. Baited my hook, now I wait.
Used to be, 'Don't believe everything you read.'
Now I feel more like, 'Don't believe anything you read, see, or hear.'
Thank fuck I can still believe in touch and taste, my two favourites.