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Posts by The Mediocre Chainsaw Carver

Long Johns should really be called 'Jonathans'.

6 days ago 2 0 0 0

Pornstars and weedguys are getting younger.

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

Seven years. Kudos for the record-keeping and the immune system.

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0
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VINCENT VAN GOGH

“No blue without yellow”

Flower Beds in Holland (1883)

2 weeks ago 39 7 1 0

Thank you, I haven't seen this previously.

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Police catch a break in the case. A suspect is fingered.

Wafer thin stuff. Done.

3 weeks ago 3 1 0 0
Old edition of Cuckoo's Nest novel, with Jack Nicholson on cover.

Old edition of Cuckoo's Nest novel, with Jack Nicholson on cover.

Lent a copy like this to a dude I sailed with in 2017, haven't seen him since. I still have his Billy Liar and Confederacy of Dunces.

Picked the same edition up in an Oxfam in Glasgow a couple of weeks ago.

#booksky

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1 month ago 8 1 0 1

Lead me not into temptation.

1 month ago 0 0 0 0
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Thanks @fern-scotland.bsky.social

1 month ago 0 1 1 0

#artsky #sculpturesky #woodsky

I guess

1 month ago 0 1 0 0
Couple of dope looking chainsaw-carved beardfaces. Driftwood stands at a couple of foot, intense looking. Mighty Oak, four feet, looks high.

Couple of dope looking chainsaw-carved beardfaces. Driftwood stands at a couple of foot, intense looking. Mighty Oak, four feet, looks high.

Iconic duos...

Chainsaw

1 month ago 3 1 1 0

#filmsky #scriptsky #scotland

Any creatives making things in and around Glasgow and Argyll?

Screenwriter/able bodied hand looking to get involved....

1 month ago 2 0 1 0

"Still punk as fuck", I whisper as I turn off a TV programme because two of the characters are arguing.

1 month ago 3 2 0 0

#scriptsky

Eighty pages, like pulling teeth out of my urethra on a cold day.

2 months ago 5 0 0 0

#scriptsky

Give me a pat on the back, and a kick up the bum.

Seventy pages into my first ever screenplay. Since being diagnosed and treated for my neuro-d two years ago, I have finally got my shit together enough to attempt this.

Blergh.

2 months ago 8 0 0 0

I send our dog into the darkened room,
like the canary down the mines,
If you accept her morning licks,
It may be safe to spoon

3 months ago 2 0 0 0

I'm writing mine now. Well, not now, I am doomscrolling Bluesky now.

What is this 'happy', I thought that was just for birthdays?

3 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Americans love saying, "I wish some asshole would burglarize my condo, so I can legally shoot someone, yee-haw. USA, USA, USA."

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

Et tu, Reuté?

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

Twas moist

3 months ago 2 0 0 0

I love...lamp.

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A 3x3 grid of various artworks by me with me in the center square holding two puppets performing one of my comics at the Massachusetts Independent Comics Expo, surrounded by me are art of a neuron, art of a brain, art of organs, art of fishes, art of another brain, art of toucans, art of a goldfish and art of James Bond inspired by Goldeneye video game

A 3x3 grid of various artworks by me with me in the center square holding two puppets performing one of my comics at the Massachusetts Independent Comics Expo, surrounded by me are art of a neuron, art of a brain, art of organs, art of fishes, art of another brain, art of toucans, art of a goldfish and art of James Bond inspired by Goldeneye video game

2025 was one of the worst years of my life, I lost my job of 16 years in February (I'm still looking for a new one, if you know of any design/comms jobs), so while 2025 still sucks, my art has gotten a chance to grow and for that, I am incredibly grateful for the time #ArtvsArtist #ArtvsArtist2025

3 months ago 330 81 7 1

You and your relatable observations. Move over, Jerry Seinfeld. 😊

4 months ago 0 0 0 0

His reply should spur you on to enact change. Oh..

4 months ago 2 0 0 0

Jokes on you, my parents don't have Bluesky accounts. Oh, I am lonely.

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

I've got no kick against modern jazz,
Unless they try to play it too darn fast;
And change the beauty of the melody,
Until they sounded like a symphony,
That's why I go for that
Rock And Roll Music ...

4 months ago 2 0 0 0
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Yesss. It worked. I did a dopamine.

4 months ago 1 0 1 0

Mr. Popular. Traded my zero red notifications on FB for zero blue notifications here. Baited my hook, now I wait.

4 months ago 1 0 1 0

Used to be, 'Don't believe everything you read.'

Now I feel more like, 'Don't believe anything you read, see, or hear.'

Thank fuck I can still believe in touch and taste, my two favourites.

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