In my defense, I heard the man when he said “run them jewels fast,” I just didn’t feel him. I feel him now. #TheRevolutionWillNotBeTelevised #ButThereWillBeAMixtapeAndAPrayerBreakfast #CloseYourEyes
Congratulations, Virginia! Republicans are trying to tilt the midterm elections in their favor, but they haven’t done it yet. Thanks for showing us what it looks like to stand up for our democracy and fight back.
Can I just say, the younglings discovering analog camcorders and disposable cameras is my favorite thing right now! #ClickDevelopSave 😎
Trump really out here announcing that the United States has resorted to piracy. #ElphieJustSayYoureSorry #TheDrunkestWar #Touska
If you’re on the fence about using your platform, I’d refer you to The Strokes. #GodTier 🙌🏾
Also, “Crowd looking like a campus,” is EXACTLY the flex they think it is. #Arirang
Welp off to Tokyo! Annyeonghi gaseyo! #Arirang
Lord in your mercy, why ya’ll let Zuko glow up like this?! #UtterlyJacked #ImUnwell #PiracyButMakeItRelatable #WhatsCopyrightInfringement #NotTHELordsWorkButALordsWork 🥵
Vogue said ‘Cloud Bob’ and we said “Imma head out.”
Like, the fuck could you mean?! I’m also so serious, I need a six pack of Karen’s to try it out expeditiously & post selfies. I’m so FR, I need this for my perpetual joy & edification.
#YesImPetty #ItsAnAfroYouDipshits #DoItIDareYou #Gagged 🤣🤣🤣
Congratulations, Hungry. I’m so happy for you!! #Democracy
Listen, I don’t wanna talk about the rest of it because you break it, you bought it. I just need someone to explain to me at length—what the hell this is supposed to depict? What exactly are they imagining is coming from the sky?! #HeCouldntHoldABibleRightSideUpButKnowsThePlan #SureJan
Is anyone else over here like we’ve been known he’s the antichrist since 2017?! #ItsHardWorkToBeIgnorant 🙄
I did not have learning Korean folk music on my bingo card for this month, but this timeline makes no sense anyway. So here we are... #YouKnowHowWeDo 💜
It’s a really great night to call your representatives by the way. The switchboards are open! 202-224-3121.
I really need Congress to do its one job and impeach him. They won’t of course, because the destroyed civilization, is in fact ours. I think we’ve known that for a while, but now everyone knows. They know, and they’ll remember. #TextsFromTheEvilEmpire #OverToTheYen #AmericaACautionaryTale
He didn’t change his mind. Our generals said no. #ArmyBrats
No, seriously at which point are we gonna grow a collective spine?! He’s making us all complicit in his madness. He’s threatening an entire group of people (who happen to be the Persian fucking empire) and he’s doing it in our name. Not God’s. Yours, mine and everyone we know. #25thAmendmentNow
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
Poor NASA. They really want everyone to care about Artemis II. #PlanetEarthIsBlueAndTheresNothingICanDo
These Lego videos are wild! I can’t believe the White House’s lame ass keyboard warriors haven’t responded in kind yet. All they got are 80s classics & poop jokes, while Iran’s out here co-opting hip-hop with the only thing AI can do accurately—digital slop.
#TextsFromTheEmpire
He said: What are you up to this summer?
I said: Watching America get liquidated. You?
#SiriWhatsTheOppositeOfCuffingSeason #BudgetsAreMoralDocuments #UnansweredTextsFromTheEmpire #Insolvent
FR watching these Black women in their law enforcement cosplay has got me fucked up. Who raised you?! Dishonor on YOU, cow. I hope you get frostbite. I hope you never see another cookout plate in your life. Card revoked. Moisture depleted. I hope the ancestors light your ass up in your dreams. TF?🤬
Also, why do we get to turn off Cuba??! I’m still devastated to discover that the United Nations is a joke, but like what is the International Criminal Court, summer camp for judicial cosplayers?! Where are the adults?? The US should be sanctioned within an inch of its life and that’s just step one.
The way she said “rented out the US armed forces to Saudi Arabia for $2Billion” with her whole chest because sis, exactly. Why IS Jared running the Middle East?? This is the craziest shit ever & Hannibal drove African elephants over the Alps.🤷🏽♀️ #IdLikeARefundPlease #RealShitsCreek #TextsFromTheEmpire
I’m sorry, but at this point it’s just too quiet for Bibi to be alive & TLV to be unscathed. I’ve never seen a media blackout like this in my life. They’ve threatened CNN & the AP has no details?! That just doesn’t happen, I don’t care what tech mogul you have in your pocket. #NoNewsISTheNews
Dear Target, it was never a boycott. It was a breakup. -Signed, Black Women #Target
