These Lego videos are wild! I can’t believe the White House’s lame ass keyboard warriors haven’t responded in kind yet. All they got are 80s classics & poop jokes, while Iran’s out here co-opting hip-hop with the only thing AI can do accurately—digital slop.
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The way she said “rented out the US armed forces to Saudi Arabia for $2Billion” with her whole chest because sis, exactly. Why IS Jared running the Middle East?? This is the craziest shit ever & Hannibal drove African elephants over the Alps.🤷🏽♀️ #IdLikeARefundPlease #RealShitsCreek #TextsFromTheEmpire
Is anyone paying attention to the I.C.E. invasion of Vermont?? Is the long game cutting off access to the Canadian border? #TextsFromTheEmpire
Not sure who needs to hear this, but Iran does not have drones capable of reaching California. Do you know who does have drones capable of reaching California? #TextsFromTheEmpire
The US is really out here playing checkers with the people who invented chess. #TextsFromTheEmpire
Nothing like the sight of President Bone Spurs in a ball cap receiving the bodies of fallen soldiers at the dignified transfer. Even when he does the right thing, he can’t do it right. #TextsFromTheEmpire
White House reporter: Sir, are you considering a national emergency around the midterm elections?
Trump: Who told you that?
WH Reporter: There’s reporting that there’s a proposed executive order about this. Are you looking at that or considering that?
Trump: …No.
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Why do I 100% believe Iran’s assessment that hundreds of American soldiers have died on all these bombed bases? Something about the death toll in Gaza sitting at 40,000 for months while apartment buildings fell on whole families makes you realize the math never maths, does it? #TextsFromTheEmpire
Is anyone else starting to suspect that Congress doesn’t actually know what their fucking job is?! #TextsFromTheEmpire
On Wednesdays we deep condition and reminisce about that time we had a Congress that checked and balanced anything… #TextsFromTheEmpire
