Saw an armadillo today

Workout day today 💪🏼

Workout day today 💪🏼

Wearing green today

She fell asleep on my arm 🥹

Just saw a bobcat chase a squirrel up a tree

Workout done 💪🏼

First day as a Team Rocket grunt…should I be worried #PokemonPokopia

I need to shave 🪒

Me and my faves!
QRT with yourself & your favorite's #Pokemon30 logo 💙💚

Trying out the mustache look #2026

Just a guy figuring out the DC metro

I need to use this account more

Borrowed this one from my sister

I keep saying this but I need a cowboy hat

Post work out selfies

I honestly forget I have this account

I’ve been at work for less than an hour and I WANT TO GO HOME

I swear it’s colder in this office then it is outside

I need coffee

Thank you!

🍸

Back to office day 1: The restrooms in this new office are a downgrade from the old office (restrooms are made for folks with small dicks bc why is the water so high up)

Power just went out on my last day off fml

Like Amazon is horrible in general but y’all mad about this?!?

I’ve never seen anything more unserious than people being upset at the Audible ad on listening speeds…like why are y’all so pressed about it.

Post shower selfies🚿

Snow is so beautiful

Waiting on the T-Mobile customer service line and there is nothing more pissifying then them stopping the wait time music only for them to shove promotions down your throat

These feel too hyper specific and lowkey like Spotify just called me a 🚬