Player of Games by Ian M Banks is pretty great imo

Things Are In Motion on that front ::w::

so long, space cowgirl
see you again some sunny day ::w:: ❤️

Okay I shall do so. Thread; most of these are picked for both the sound and the lyrics so I'll include a little snippet of them as well. Will post in batches

thankest thee ::w:: ❤️

Learning Math With Professor Scott Slandler

#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND

this also means that if we ever do do a MechsploCon it would simultaneously double as a WrestleMania btw

SEE THE THREEWAY AT KALLIECON, YOU GOT A 33 1/3RD CHANCE OF WINNIN'. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3RD CHANCE OF WINNIN', BECAUSE MALICE KNOWS SHE CAN'T BEAT ME, AND SHE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY!

SOPHELIA JOE, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3RD CHANCE OF WINNIN', MINUS MY 25% CHANCE, AND YOU GOT AN 8 1/3RD CHANCE OF WINNIN-

I'm very glad you like the post! However, don't let it distract you from the fact that on this date in 1998, The Dark Lord threw King Hivemoon off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 feet through an announcers table.

a wrestler wearing a chain mail helmet holds a piece of paper in front of a microphone that says wwe ALT: a wrestler wearing a chain mail helmet holds a piece of paper in front of a microphone that says wwe

"See, normally if you go one on one with another domme, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add The Great Serpent to the mix, your chances of winning, drastic go down."

LLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMBLLLEEEEEEE

oh my goddd

scott pilgrim saying "estrogen makes you SHORT??"

how much WHAT

this jit forgot that we are communal creatures and literally 99% of our advancements have been as societies and communities rather than individuals 🥀🥀

unc the typa mf to start wearing leather and warboy paint 3 weeks in before dying of an infected wound because mutual aid is woke and gay

born too late to experience the Bronze Age Collapse

born too early to experience the Jovian Troubles of 3068

born just in time to watch Bluesky Domme Spring and Autumn Period

and he shall know your ways as if born to them

to me, my Road to Hell Reprise

I have need of your strength in this dark hour

*hits copium mask*

on the bright side, being a Hound isn't a permanent state of being even if the narrator says it definitely is (see: RESCUE & SHOW) so there's always jope for the future

"but tier it literally ends with 'and it is all I will ever b-'" THE AUTHOR IS WRONG

probably the closest I've ever come to "woah she's Literally Me" for a Kallidora character methonks and it's Boxer from Animal Farm as a dommy mommy

you were magnificent, Thalia
I shall not forget you as long as I live
perhaps in a kinder world, you would have found a different way to heal

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPP RAAAGH

my sixsevenuine reaction to poor Thalia ;;w;;

read Wolf's Clothing on an idle whim and
damn
i admit it, they got my ass with that Good End(?) rugpull

you know shit's getting real when the narrator doesn't tack on "with the exception of Kallidora Rho of course" to the end

gwen hazelwood speech bubble

sickass lesbian lady as Grand Regent Thragg

happy visibility week to all the lesbians

Fair winds, queen; hope things get better for you soon 🫂

you buy the blue dial, you wake up in your dog bed, you believe whatever you want to believe

you buy the red dial, you stay in warhoundland, and I show you how deep the mechsplo hole goes

replaces all your leather polish with marmite

even if i bite it, i will ride into valhalla, shining and chrome (unlike your boots which will be DULL and FLAT because they AREN'T POLISHED)

"Hokuto no BDSKen. You are already dommed."

"W- what?"

*20 bruises suddenly appear on the sub's ass as they go flying*