You know you’re fucked when @zarahsultana.bsky.social and 30p Lee are both calling you out for the same shit. What a world.

“Sir Keir Starmer is preparing to face more questions about Lord Mandelson’s failed vetting… “

I’ve been told by a member of staff at #EverymanCinema today that it’s now company-wide policy to play all the trailers at half-volume, because people were complaining that they were too loud.
I’m sorry, but what the fucking hell are you talking about?

Did RFK Jr write this?

Your casual reminder that if the income you get from selling your personal belongings on eBay is taxable, then the money you spent buying those items in the first place is a tax deductible business expense.

I think upgrading from Soundblaster 16 to Soundblaster awe 32 might be the last time I experienced pure joy.

I’ve eaten an entire kilo of gammon this Easter weekend. Is that bad? It feels like that’s quite bad…

I’m going to fucking riot

When I was a kid I saw this and thought they were real twins, and that one was called Jean Claude, and the other was called Van Damme. And for a while whenever anyone mentioned that a film starred ‘Jean-Claude Van Damme’ I thought it was because they didn’t know which one of them it was.

Has anyone else noticed that a lot of websites now don't work if you reject all the optional cookies? Kinda sounds like those cookies aren't all that optional there, bud...

Over the last few years I’ve upgraded almost every component of my Desktop PC, but have always kept the originals, to the point where if I bought a new case I could build a whole new PC.
So that’s what I did. I’m calling it ‘Peseus’

A ★★★★½ review of Project Hail Mary (2026) Grace Rocky Saved My Cold Dead Heart

boxd.it/dCAq21

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Consumers: I hate this and I don't want it.
Nvidia: Umm ackshually, no you're wrong, so shut up and buy it.

🚨 BREAKING: The UK Health Security Agency says MenB bacteria is the strain behind the meningitis outbreak in Kent

Most teens are only vaccinated against MenACWY strains, not the MenB strain

Only babies born after 2015 were offered the MenB vaccine on the NHS

a young boy in a blue shirt is standing in a grassy field and asking " wait a minute who are you " ALT: a young boy in a blue shirt is standing in a grassy field and asking " wait a minute who are you "

People who haven’t read the books seeing Jason Momoa on the posters for Dune Part 3

I just got served an ad on YouTube from the Ministry of Justice 'reminding' me that one form of punishment that convicted criminals face is community service. It's honestly probably the most sinister, uninvited thing to ever appear on my computer.

Does this package of support include ‘thoughts and prayers’ and a leaflet about how lucky we are that prices aren’t even higher than they are?

I also want to see a Tim Robinson sketch where he’s getting more and more irate at constantly being asked to do sketches where he’s getting more and more irate.

I wanna see a Tim Robinson sketch where he dresses up as Superman to visit kids in a hospital, but he just keeps getting more and more irate at being asked to fly, while trying to come up with more and more tenuous reasons as to why he won’t, while trying to not break the illusion.

Wow. That guy who fucked a pie is really starting to look like his dad.

I love how Councils will spend the whole year pretending they have no money, but then every March suddenly remember that they won't get the same amount of 'no money' next year unless they spend everything they've been hoarding, and that the quickest way to do that is to dig up every road in sight.

What AI can I use to ‘Vibe Code’ me an app, that I can use at the supermarkets, to tell the checkouts that I’ve paid without any money leaving my bank account?

Yesterday I saw Scream 7 in Screen 7, just to add some fun to the experience. But it was at the Vue in Staines, to add the possibility of getting stabbed. And also because I hate myself.

In honor of international women’s day, who are the women of your letterboxd top four?
#filmsky 🎬

Just finished watching The Beauty. One day, Ryan Murphy will give one of his TV shows an ending. But today is not that day.

To me, you will always be Colonel Christopher Blair