🦉 Amazing! This wild barn owl flew right at me while I was live streaming! #bird #wildlife YouTube video by Andrew a9630

youtube.com/shorts/PWyZQ... It's a good few years ago now, but I think my heart is still beating fast!

Ford Model T

🌳🪺🌺🐦‍⬛🦋 A favourite little bridge to enjoy the nature around me #ukspring #everydaynature YouTube video by Andrew a9630

🌳🪺🌺🐦‍⬛🦋 A favourite little bridge to enjoy the nature around me #ukspring #everydaynature
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Peter Scandalson. Everyone's calling him that.

Clever. Very clever.

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I’d like a magically stripping housekeeper too.

It’s called ‘jazz hands’ but you never see Charlie Parker or Ella Fitzgerald doing it.

…sent to prison by a military court for a crime they definitely did commit but should never have been considered a crime in the first place…

This entire discussion is implying some homoerotic overtones I'd never noticed before. One can only speculate about what the A stands for.

For some reason, a name is only ‘real’ if someone else made it up on your behalf.

Walking through the tree at The Haining YouTube video by Andrew a9630

Walking through the tree at The Haining
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Or send him down the M2 in his burning Citroen, Viking style.

A Hungarian
called Hungarian
just won the Hungarian election.
Happily for them
the Viktor was the loser.

Here’s a good potential use of AI: cars should have a display on the dashboard showing the estimated probability of death if an accident occurs at that moment.

John Davidson and me.

Job done.

New name for vodka unlocked.

A BBC News headline saying “Beaver shot in the face raising a family after recovery Tayside & Central Sc... • 2h” with a photo of a beaver. The rodent.

BBC News tries to game the algorithm with the use of the phrase ‘beaver shot’ in a headline.

No, you’re not ‘co-parenting’ your dog’s new puppies.

Maybe the driver has ploughed through a memorial.

Oh, but if you're Kanye West then your options aren't welcome on this matter. Or any other matter.

If you could go back in time and kill Adolf Hitler before he started WW2, would you? Just apropos of nothing.

Something about further round the bend than human previously.

Needs more mashed potato.

Nah, it’s someone successful in their field.

I can’t stand losing you!

Superb thread.

a girl with a name tag that says allison Alt: a girl with a name tag that says allison snapping her fingers and saying ‘done!’

Now I have.

I bet they’re glad Carmen doesn’t spell her name with a K.

That's a fine magazine.