Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon

This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

Physical therapists are sadists, you cannot convince me otherwise

I know drake mad as helllll rn

That’s also an excellent size

.147 is my favorite needle size

Catch me knitting my socks on a .108

I’m gonna start referencing knitting needle sizes in inches instead of millimeters 😌

This is a safe space for mitten haters

I’m gonna say it. Knitting mittens sucks.

Outfit idea: the same sweater I wear every day paired with the same jeans I wear every day

I’m blocking you

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

Thanks 😅

Taking bets on how many pairs I’ll knit this year

I just counted and realized that I knit 18 pairs of socks last year 😬

#knitting #sockknitting #socks #queerknitters

We are UNSTOPPABLE

screenshot of a tiktok from user @sour of a person crouching wearing sneakers getting ready to run and caption my fully documented ass running from ICE just to waste their time

time to be a helper

Knitting flex: I have Kitchener stitch, M1L, M1R (and their purlwise counterparts) memorized. Nobody can tell me SHIT

#knitting #queerknitters #knit #knitter

I’ve actually missed twitter so much and I’m so happy to have this format back 😭

You got this bestie you’re so close

now what