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Inside of a tram with disco lights and a mirror ball hanging from the ceiling.

Inside of a tram with disco lights and a mirror ball hanging from the ceiling.

Nottingham announces disco tram service

Getting to Nottingham on a Saturday night to become a whole new level of groovy.

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#nottingham #publictransport #satire #unreliablefacts

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Images of Zack Polanski and the the Mango shit gibbon with the text: breaking news. Surprise as Polanski calls for environment award for Donald Trump

Images of Zack Polanski and the the Mango shit gibbon with the text: breaking news. Surprise as Polanski calls for environment award for Donald Trump

Polanski’s unexpected praise for Trump

Green leader calls for award to recognise US leader's extraordinary contribution to reducing fossil fuel usage.

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#donaldtrump #greenparty #iranwar #madeupnews #satire #zackpolanski

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Images of Zack Polanski and the the Mango shit gibbon with the text: breaking news. Surprise as Polanski calls for environment award for Donald Trump

Images of Zack Polanski and the the Mango shit gibbon with the text: breaking news. Surprise as Polanski calls for environment award for Donald Trump

Polanski’s unexpected praise for Trump

Green leader calls for award to recognise US leader's extraordinary contribution to reducing fossil fuel usage.

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#donaldtrump #greenparty #iranwar #madeupnews #satire #zackpolanski

2 weeks ago 1 1 0 0
A large crate of Cadbury's chocolate eggs

A large crate of Cadbury's chocolate eggs

This week we are mostly shouting at chocolate eggs

Outrage as Easter is cancelled. Flag waving hordes yell at displays of chocolate eggs. Flag shaggers are incandescent.

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#easter #flagshaggers #satire

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A large crate of Cadbury's chocolate eggs

A large crate of Cadbury's chocolate eggs

This week we are mostly shouting at chocolate eggs

Outrage as Easter is cancelled. Flag waving hordes yell at displays of chocolate eggs. Flag shaggers are incandescent.

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#easter #flagshaggers #satire

3 weeks ago 0 1 0 0
Five pound note with portrait of Winston Churchill.

Five pound note with portrait of Winston Churchill.

People will soon forget who Ray Winstone was

The cancellation of the great man has already begun. The legend who declared 'I will fight your monster' will be forgotten.

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#bankofengland #nigelfarage #raywinstone #satire #unreliablefacts

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Five pound note with portrait of Winston Churchill.

Five pound note with portrait of Winston Churchill.

People will soon forget who Ray Winstone was

The cancellation of the great man has already begun. The legend who declared 'I will fight your monster' will be forgotten.

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#bankofengland #nigelfarage #raywinstone #satire #unreliablefacts

4 weeks ago 0 1 0 0
A petrol station on a bright sunny day.

A petrol station on a bright sunny day.

Petrol stations report unusual Mother’s Day present

They had stocked up on the usual chocolate and flowers, but many have been caught out by this year's Mother's Day treat.

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#mothersday #satire #unreliablefacts

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Nigel Farage looking angry while holding a sign saying "stop the woke notes" There is a light blue background with a picture of a five pound note featuring Winston Churchill in the top left corner

Nigel Farage looking angry while holding a sign saying "stop the woke notes" There is a light blue background with a picture of a five pound note featuring Winston Churchill in the top left corner

Farage slams more Green wokery

Frog-faced fascist slams open public consultation over redesign of bank notes. Greens blamed for cancelling Churchill.

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#greenparty #nigelfarage #reformukltd #satire

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Nigel Farage looking angry while holding a sign saying "stop the woke notes" There is a light blue background with a picture of a five pound note featuring Winston Churchill in the top left corner

Nigel Farage looking angry while holding a sign saying "stop the woke notes" There is a light blue background with a picture of a five pound note featuring Winston Churchill in the top left corner

Farage slams more Green wokery

Frog-faced fascist slams open public consultation over redesign of bank notes. Greens blamed for cancelling Churchill.

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#greenparty #nigelfarage #reformukltd #satire

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Distant view of black smoke rising from a building - the Qeshm desalination facility in Iran.

Distant view of black smoke rising from a building - the Qeshm desalination facility in Iran.

WMD neutralised in Iran – the world can rest easy

In a decisive attack a Weapon of Mass Desalination has been destroyed in Iran. The region is no longer threatened by the horror of fresh water.

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#donaldtrump #iranwar #satire

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Matt Goodwin standing at a lectern with the text - Gorton & Denton needs reform. Background is a light blue poster with the text Britain needs Reform

Matt Goodwin standing at a lectern with the text - Gorton & Denton needs reform. Background is a light blue poster with the text Britain needs Reform

Reform declare Matt Goodwin Shadow MP

With stoic good grace Farage accepted the by-election defeat and declared Matt Goodwin to be the Shadow MP for Gorton and Denton.

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#mattgoodwin #reform #satire #ukpolitics

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Matt Goodwin standing at a lectern with the text - Gorton & Denton needs reform. Background is a light blue poster with the text Britain needs Reform

Matt Goodwin standing at a lectern with the text - Gorton & Denton needs reform. Background is a light blue poster with the text Britain needs Reform

Reform declare Matt Goodwin Shadow MP

With stoic good grace Farage accepted the by-election defeat and declared Matt Goodwin to be the Shadow MP for Gorton and Denton.

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#mattgoodwin #reform #satire #ukpolitics

1 month ago 2 1 0 0
Fiona Bruce and several panelists on the Question Time show.

Fiona Bruce and several panelists on the Question Time show.

Green Party by-election win not enough to get on to Question Time

Question Time will continue ignoring the Green Party. They might be allowed on Any Questions but nobody watches that.

#BBC #politics #QuestionTime #satire #UKPolitics #GreenParty

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Fiona Bruce and several panelists on the Question Time show.

Fiona Bruce and several panelists on the Question Time show.

Green Party by-election win not enough to get on to Question Time

Question Time will continue ignoring the Green Party. They might be allowed on Any Questions but nobody watches that.

#BBC #politics #QuestionTime #satire #UKPolitics #GreenParty

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1 month ago 1 1 0 0
Montage of AI generated faces of young men with header text, your AI boyfriend.

Montage of AI generated faces of young men with header text, your AI boyfriend.

Woman receiving AI counselling over AI boyfriend worries

Sacramento woman is convinced her AI boyfriend is seeing other women and is seeking counselling.

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#ai #relationships #satire #technology

2 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Melania Trump being presented with an oscar by the president of FIFA

Melania Trump being presented with an oscar by the president of FIFA

Melania receives special Oscar

FIFA president awarded Melania Trump an Oscar at a special award ceremony.

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#cybertruck #melania #melaniatrump #satire #trump #unreliablefacts

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Mona Lisa painting on gallery wall with large crowd of people in the foreground taking photos of it on mobile phones.

Mona Lisa painting on gallery wall with large crowd of people in the foreground taking photos of it on mobile phones.

Art lover captures intimate moment with a sh*tty photo

Visitor to the Louvre has intimate moment with the Mona Lisa and only 98 other people. She captures the moment for prosperity.

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#louvre #monalisa #satire #tourism

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Melania Trump being presented with an oscar by the president of FIFA

Melania Trump being presented with an oscar by the president of FIFA

Melania receives special Oscar

FIFA president awarded Melania Trump an Oscar at a special award ceremony.

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#cybertruck #melania #melaniatrump #satire #trump #unreliablefacts

2 months ago 0 1 0 0
Crowds of people gathered in Minnesota State Capitol as part of the national “No Kings” day of protes

Crowds of people gathered in Minnesota State Capitol as part of the national “No Kings” day of protes

Minneapolis protesters still waiting for payments

Protestors are still waiting for their payments for the No Kings Day protests. Uncertainty regarding overtime and hourly rates believed to be cause of delay.

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#ice #minneapolis #minnesota #satire #unreliablefacts

2 months ago 0 0 0 0
The tango shit gibbon with the NASA logo on the left

The tango shit gibbon with the NASA logo on the left

Trump supports search for extraterrestrials

With civil war brewing as well as war with former US allies he is running out of options for his war mongering. He is hoping to declare war on another planet.

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#donaldtrump #elonmusk #extraterrestrials #satire #trump

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“A poster-style political graphic with the large word ‘CONFORM’ at the top. Beneath it, bold text reads ‘Farage is getting the failed band back together’. Nigel Farage is shown prominently in the centre, with several other former Conservative and Reform-linked politicians arranged around him in a collage style. The background is beige and textured, giving a worn, poster-like feel. The Green Party logo appears at the bottom, along with small-print promotional text.”

“A poster-style political graphic with the large word ‘CONFORM’ at the top. Beneath it, bold text reads ‘Farage is getting the failed band back together’. Nigel Farage is shown prominently in the centre, with several other former Conservative and Reform-linked politicians arranged around him in a collage style. The background is beige and textured, giving a worn, poster-like feel. The Green Party logo appears at the bottom, along with small-print promotional text.”

Same Tory MPs, same austerity-led ideology, same failure.

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A cash point machine with a section of wall next to it with a round hole in it.

A cash point machine with a section of wall next to it with a round hole in it.

Calls for World Heritage status for Ilkeston Hole

Ilkeston residents calling for legendary hole to be granted World Heritage status to protect it from evil bankers.

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#derbyshire #ilkeston #satire #unreliablefacts

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A cash point machine with a section of wall next to it with a round hole in it.

A cash point machine with a section of wall next to it with a round hole in it.

Calls for World Heritage status for Ilkeston Hole

Ilkeston residents calling for legendary hole to be granted World Heritage status to protect it from evil bankers.

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#derbyshire #ilkeston #satire #unreliablefacts

2 months ago 0 1 0 0
Man in a white tee shirt shouting and looking angry

Man in a white tee shirt shouting and looking angry

Man lost track of what he should be shouting at

Having shouted at hotels, festive trees, ERASMUS and wind turbines one angry middle-aged white man cannot figure out what he should be shouting at next week.

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#flagshaggers #gammons #ragebait #satire

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Nigel Farage, knob head in a black suit, white shirt and a red tie standing at a podium behind a sign 'ReformUK'

Nigel Farage, knob head in a black suit, white shirt and a red tie standing at a podium behind a sign 'ReformUK'

Farage definitely not working for Putin

Voting against plans to tackle Russian interference in EU parliament and a party member in prison for taking Russian bribes not for Putin's benefits.

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#nigelfarage #reform #reformukltd #satire

3 months ago 1 1 0 0
Night scene of Caracas with a large explosion in the distance.

Night scene of Caracas with a large explosion in the distance.

Trump still hoping for Peace Prize as there was no act of war

Despite the deaths of Venezuelan soldiers and innocent civilians along with the kidnap of the president it was a special military operation and not war.

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#donaldtrump #satire #uspolitics #venezuela

3 months ago 1 1 0 0
Night scene of Caracas with a large explosion in the distance.

Night scene of Caracas with a large explosion in the distance.

Trump still hoping for Peace Prize as there was no act of war

Despite the deaths of Venezuelan soldiers and innocent civilians along with the kidnap of the president it was a special military operation and not war.

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#donaldtrump #satire #uspolitics #venezuela

3 months ago 1 1 0 0
Nigel Farage, knob head in a black suit, white shirt and a red tie standing at a podium behind a sign 'ReformUK'

Nigel Farage, knob head in a black suit, white shirt and a red tie standing at a podium behind a sign 'ReformUK'

Farage definitely not working for Putin

Voting against plans to tackle Russian interference in EU parliament and a party member in prison for taking Russian bribes not for Putin's benefits.

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#nigelfarage #reform #reformukltd #satire

3 months ago 1 1 0 0
The tango shit gibbon next to a picture of a warship that looks like a picture from an old video game with the text - twat class.

The tango shit gibbon next to a picture of a warship that looks like a picture from an old video game with the text - twat class.

Narcisist names warships after himself

Not many presidents would so self-obsessed that they would name warships after themselves. That sort of thing only happens in banana republics.

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#donaldtrump #satire #unreliablefacts #worldofwarships

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