Images of Zack Polanski and the the Mango shit gibbon with the text: breaking news. Surprise as Polanski calls for environment award for Donald Trump
Polanski’s unexpected praise for Trump
Green leader calls for award to recognise US leader's extraordinary contribution to reducing fossil fuel usage.
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We analyzed 100 hours of prime-time news. 73% negative framing. 22% neutral. 5% positive. Reality isn't 73% negative. The business model is. #madeupnews #AvatarMedia #newsmakesthestory
Montagu family outside their 16th century manor house. Mother and father with their four children.
Family planning how to survive Mansion Tax
Cutting back on ski trips, lattes and smashed avocados are top of the list. Lee 30p Anderson is helping with meal plans.
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#labour #madeupnews #rachelreeves #satire
Karoline Leavitt White House press secretary. Young blonde woman with long hair. Standing at a podium talking. The US flag to the to the right and the white house emblem behind her.
White House: this is not the Trump Epstein is referring to
Leavitt held a press conference where she came out with these words and waved her hand slowly in front of the faces of the reporters.
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#donaldtrump #epstein #madeupnews #satire
Two panel image with Trump on the left looking like a simpleton. On the right is the former prince andrew
Trump compensation deal should be a winner
The BBC to pretend they are liable for putting together a montage so they can give Trump a Royal. This move is seen as a win-win.
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#andrew #donaldtrump #madeupnews #panorama #satire
A blonde woman sitting at the Brighton beach front. She has long hair and is wearing a black jacket and a dark mustard coloured top. An outfit
Siân Berry, Green Party hypocrisy
Reform fans highlight hypocrisy. She eats meat, wears clothes, lives in a house and owns a phone. They call it outrageous.
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#greenparty #madeupnews #satire #sianberry
Fireworks of various colours against a night sky
Bloke angry about fireworks used for Diwali
One bloke is annoyed that all the fireworks are being used up by folk celebrating Diwali. He is worried about none being left for 5th November.
~ET
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#diwali #madeupnews #satire #unreliablefacts
Kermit the frog handcuffed and surrounded by three armed police officers. Possibly AI generated
Breaking news: head of Amphtifa arrested
Kristi Gnome has announced that the head of the Amphtifa scourge of Portland has been arrested.
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#amphtifa #antifa #madeupnews #nokings #satire #unreliablefacts
Manager has ideas to improve team cohesion
Returning from a course on motivating teams an office manager is fired up with enthusiasm. Her lucky team struggle to express their gratitude.
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#lifestyle #madeupnews #satire #workplace
More Trump health wisdom; beware of chewing gum and vinegar
The Tango Tw@t recycles some more dopey crap about health. What ever you do NEVER swallow chewing gum unless you want to die.
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#donaldtrump #madeupnews #rfkjnr #satire #vaccines
An Asian woman speaking in the House of Commons. She has dark shoulder length hair. Wearing a white jacket with a black top.
New Home Secretary reassures flag fans
Shabana Mahmood has quickly announced that there will be no reduction in the amount of flagging under her watch. Flag shaggers rejoice.
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#flagshaggers #keirstarmer #labour #madeupnews #satire #shabanamahmood
A pair of large knickers with a union jack design
Home Secretary makes more flag confessions. Eww!
Cooper was holding back when she listed the flags in her house. Now flag fans are feeling queasy.
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#flagshaggers #madeupnews #satire #unreliablefacts #yvettecooper
Woman in a tidy kitchen cleaning round a sink with an unbranded spray bottle in one hand. She is shown from the knees to just below the shoulder.
DIY cleaning hack fan’s flat now smells like a chip shop
She has tried all the hacks from the cleaning experts on ThickTok and now she has another problem.
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#lifehack #lifestyle #madeupnews #satire #thiktok
A large section of a hillside on fire during day time. Arthur's Seat in Edinburgh
Scottish volcano eruption still cause for concern
The eruption of a long dormant volcano in a large Scottish city is being monitored closely.
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#edinburgh #madeupnews #scotland #unreliablefacts #volcano
Blonde woman with no brains in front of lots of microphones.
Marjorie Taylor Greene leaving GOP? Other parties express interest
MJT looking at offers from the Flat Earth Society, the Chemtrails Consortium and QAnon.
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#chemtrails #conspiracytheories #flatearth #madeupnews #marjorietaylorgreene #mjt #satire
Facebook post with image of old HP laptop and the text. does anyone have an old HP charger suitable for a pavillion G6 laying around please?
Bloke might have use for a charger he has been hoarding
He has been saving old chargers for decades - just in case. Finally he might have a chance to make use of one and justify his hoarding to his wife
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#hoarding #madeupnews #satire
Keir Starmer wearing a black jacket, white shirt and red tie. He has his left hand held out palm down.
Scientists grow rudimentary spine in laboratory
This has been heralded as a major breakthrough and offers hope to Keir Starmer.
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#developmentalbiology #keirstarmer #madeupnews #satire #unreliablefacts
A long line of wind turbines in Oaxaca area of Mexico
Mexico to build wind turbines along border to annoy Trump
Mexican president Claudia Sheinbaum has announced the plan to wind up Trump. They hope to sell lots of electricity into the USA
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#claudiasheinbaum #donaldtrump #madeupnews #mexico #renewableenergy #satire
Two image compilation. Left one of the Bob Vylan artists - a black man with dreadlocks wearing a white tee shirt and white shorts. The right panel showing two performers from kneecap - white men wearing sports tops and sunglasses, one is wearing a black baseball cap.
BBC quiet about rumoured pop prom acts
The BBC Prom season starts tonight. As before it will feature a pop Prom. Their choice of artists has been controversial in the past. Are they going to go too far?
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#bbcproms #bobvylan #kneecap #madeupnews #satire #unreliablefacts
The mango shit gibbon in the oval Office with various FIFA representatives and members of the winning team. The FIFA Club World Cup trophy is next to the desk.
Replica sport trophy companies see increased sales
Companies that make replica sports trophies have seen a massive surge in orders thanks to Donald Trump.
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#bunessnews #donaldtrump #jdvance #madeupnews #satire
A fireball comet falling towards North America
Future FEMA event responses
The rollback of FEMA before being phased out limits the events it will help with. Hurricanes, wildfires and floods not included. Zombie apocalypse? Alien attack? Meteor strike?
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#donaldtrump #fema #madeupnews #maga #satire #zombieapocalypse
Rod Stewart with his model railway and the text "give Nigel Farage a chance"
Model railway enthusiasts upset over Rod Stewart
Ahead of his Glastonbury appearance he expressed support for Farage. Model railway enthusiasts are mortified.
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#madeupnews #nigelfarage #rodstewart #satire
Women in running outfits by a running track doing stretches
Sports day mum makes basic mistake
When she put her name down for the 100m dash at the school sports day she didn't take it seriously. She planned to just turn up and do a gentle sprint.
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#madeupnews #parenting #satire #sportsday
Princess Anne being shown around the cattle pens by various men in suits. One man is pointing to two farmers in work clothes asleep on a couple of chairs
Princess Anne makes purchase at Royal Show
At the Royal Highland Show Princess Anne inspects some fine free-range farmers and struggles to decide which to buy.
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#celebritynews #madeupnews #royalfamily #royals #satire
Old white lady wrapped in a blanket with a ginger woolly hat on holding a mug of drink. She is sitting on a sofa.
Pensioner considers removing her woolly hat for yellow heat alert
however it would need to get a lot warmer before she considers ditching the blanket.
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#heatwave #madeupnews #satire
US Marine Corp announce new challenge coin
A new coin has been created for Marines helping to arrest citizens going about their normal day and suppressing peaceful protest.
Thanks to @davidaugust.bsky.social
for the alert.
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#madeupnews #satire #unreliablefacts #USMC
A classic large clock with ornamental hands pointing to Roman numerals on the roof of Swansea railway station.
Plaid Cymru calls for Wales to have own time zone
As a first step towards independence Plaid Cymru are campaigning for Wales to have its own time zone. Cymru Unified National Time.
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#madeupnews #plaidcymru #satire #unreliablefacts #welshindependence
Nigel Farage, knob head in a black suit, white shirt and a red tie standing at a podium behind a sign 'ReformUK'
Farage pitch for Welsh elections: bring back choo-choo trains
Farage plans to turn Wales in to an Industrial Revolution theme park.
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#madeupnews #nigelfarage #politics #reform #reformukltd #satire
A nasty looking pile of meat bits slathered in some sort of white sauce to give that congealed grease look.
Cafés compete with stomach churning pics on Facebook
They are trying to out do each other to show badly taken pictures that look like the aftermaths of poorly executed autopsies.
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#food #lifestyle #madeupnews #satire #unreliablefacts
Florida set to ban alien abductions
Following the ban on chemtrails, DeSantis is now set to tackle other issues concerning Florida man. No news on tackling pollution, health or education.
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#chemtrails #florida #madeupnews #rondesantis #satire #unreliablefacts
