The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!
Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!
I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT
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Wonderfully accurate portrayal of the highs and lows of motherhood.
This is like trying to rally New Englanders to boycott Dunkin. Like, good luck with that, you racist dipshits
![Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:i6ocendj65mmddfndihajsky/bafkreid4y3gbxwc5dg4mbzycsbij2lkhte22722ei7rupowkzm7juimqvy)
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"
Photo of Bernie Sanders with drawn-on shutter shades and two drinks with crazy straws. The caption reads: No one working 40 hours a week should have to worry about whether they can get lit af
Fake tweet from Bernie Sanders that reads: Universal health care and tuition-free college aren’t radical. They already exist in other nations. Here’s what’s radical: In Two Towers, Legolas rides a shield like fucking surfboard while no-scoping orcs with his arrows
Bonus:
Picture of Bernie Sanders with a caption that reads: Nobody working 40hrs/week should have to scrape resin just to get high
Picture of Bernie Sanders with a caption that reads: Cannabis derived terms are a human right, not a privilege
Photo of Bernie Sanders smiling next to a photo of big fat nugs. Below is a photo of Joe Biden looking serious next to a photo of shake full of stems and seeds.
Screenshot of a caption that goes with the previous pic, written from Joe Biden’s perspective. It says: Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What I’m smoking is dirt. So let’s get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! Get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. That’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.
Happy 420! 🔥🎉
Here’s a collection of Bernie stoner memes I’ve saved over the years.
gonzo the muppet wearing a suit. he is inside an ornate floral frame. below the frame is text that reads "gender failure". the image is textured to look grainy and printed.
gender failure gonzo
Multiple angles of a ceramic sculpture of a griffin standing at attention, wings stretched out slightly, forming a heart shape. Its body is a warm brown with a light belly, pink-orange accents, and black tipped flight feathers. Big ole eyes stare back at the viewer. Illustrated all over its neck, wings, and back is foliage featuring the flowers and seeds of the American chestnut tree. Sculpted into its back is a candle holder with stars decorating the sides. A lit candle sits in the holder.
🌟 Fling Forward a Light 🌟
This sculpture is for the #UPwithART fundraiser supporting Unity Project London and Museum London in Ontario.
You can view all the work in person from April 17th-25th.
#ceramics #sculpture
More Tiffany Lamps! Oh I wish I had a tiny Rose in my pocket...
A sleek, brown songbird with a black mask and yellow-tipped wing feathers leans forward in a tree to snag a shrivelled red berry.
Seven robins scavenge for fallen berries in a backyard snowdrift.
Because spring is so delayed, our ornamental crabapple tree was set upon this weekend by dozens of hungry robins, plus a few waxwings mixed in. I know it’s not their first choice of berry, so I feel there’s some desperation involved. Still, what a commotion to hear so many singing at once. #birds
it's all fun and games
#akotsk #stormhedge
#jayvik
I love the added detail of his nostrils flaring right before he freaks out. Was he about to cry? Was he savoring Viktor's scent? (while nestling into him) Did he get flustered because Viktor was naked, or did he think he was hugging him for too long and it wasn’t acceptable? :D
Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego
Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*
It’s both extremely exciting and extremely depressing to understand the degree to which switching to plant based food systems would affect our climate goals. It’s the most achievable and the one that does not rely on law makers or companies to decide. We could literally control the narrative.
Damn it's so true
The culling mentioned here was McCarthyism lol. They almost completely eliminated anyone left of center during the cold war, which is why the US is so generally right wing and only lately have people even been able to say "socialist" out loud
painting of a dark horse with a green ghostly mane
should probably make a full body design of this old piece, i think it looks interesting enough! 🎠🎨
A green poster with a cartoony drawing of a batbunny, a white bunny with devil wings, sitting peacefully on a branch, surrounded by plants. The poster asks in black, bold letters: are you a MILF enjoyer? And the drawing is framed by the words "moss, ivy, lichen, fern". Which is obviously what milf means. On the bottom of the poster is written "join the best club on earth NOW!".
Can't believe I never posted my MILF poster here.... MILF enjoyers come get your... plants #illustration #digitalart
Duluth Trading has a lot of quality pieces made for hot weather and sun protection.
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
A very tiny bright orange baby salamander. It is extraordinarily cute, lying happily on moss.
We saw our first little red eft of the year today. If you see one please do not pick it up! Their skin is highly porous and the salt, oils, lotion, sunblock, bug spray, etc. from your hands can make them sick. Use a leaf to move them if they must be relocated for their safety. ❤️
Scream in my mouth
I barely hear you
#arcane
a scan from FRUiTS magazine, most likely images of fasionable people in Japan.
Fruits Issue 7_Page_03.jpg
Two chickadees sit on a branch, one says: "Whoa! Look!" indicating a light in the sky over the horizon. The other one says: "Pretty!" The first one says "Do you think that's Venus or just a bright star?". The second one looks nervous, stumbling "Oh... uh... yeah it's probably Bemus"
Venus
Turns out Robby’s most problematic trait is that he can’t swaddle a baby for shit. #thepitt #babyjanedoe
