dont chew rocks while eating glass houses or whatever they say

Cat letting me know from the other side of the door that my shift as pet butler has begun

A homemade pan of fresh baked nachos with various toppings and melted cheese

I made a thing...

YASSS!!!! So excited for you!!! Congratulations Sister 💛

Truly remarkable how many people have told the Pope, in some way or another, to "shut up and dribble." Or corrected him on the Bible, despite their thin education on theology. Or told him to stay out of US affairs, despite him being a US citizen. The hubris is amazing.

3/3

So it's MY fault your shitty AI keeps me from a job I am absolutely qualified for?! Be for real...

This is why the working force is in the slumps and no one can find steady work. Companies are relying on unstable tech that no one wanted only to miss out on potentially game changing talent

2/3

They look into it and confirm their AI disqualified me and respond...

"I must have clicked something that raised a red flag. Unfortunately there is no human review involved or a way to intervene"

FUCK AI 🧵1/3

❗THIS IS WHY NO ONE CAN FIND WORK❗

Referred to a job by someone I know.

Applied... immediately denied for lack of relevant work experience despite having the EXACT experience they are seeking. 🙄

I still can't believe it's not butter

image says mystery bird pendant in the center with a pink border around that has various types of birds

this will be the last week that mystery bird & animal pendants will be available! 🪶

my goal is to sell 10! make sure to snag one for yourself or for your bird-loving friends before they’re gone <3

i love you guys & appreciate all your support forever. pls share if you see this 💖

Sexual orientation is actually pretty simple to understand. Gay is when you have a favorite Yeah Yeah Yeahs song. Straight is when you have a favorite Yeah Yeah Yeahs dubstep remix

a man in a black sweater with the letter s on it is surrounded by women asking what is happening Alt: a scene with David from Schitt's Creek surrounded by women asking what is happening

Our current reality seems like someone fed The Onion into ChatGPT and it keeps spitting out each day on the fly.

#TheOnion #IsThisReality

New Washbear's Wares just dropped!

😍😍😍

OH EM GEE HOW ADORABLE IS THIS!!!!

RIGHT?! Because WHY... how dare 😭

I'm so glad I got to talk with @onthemedia.bsky.social about what is being done to trans people by the law.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

a man wearing a schitts creek sweater is standing in front of a red vehicle ALT: a man wearing a schitts creek sweater is standing in front of a red vehicle

Tergeted advertising is so annoying. I declined a credit card offer after looking at the terms in PayPal and 10 minutes later I get an email from PayPal "We see you peeking 👀"

Get out of here capitalist vultures!

and doing aerobics at weddings? *stand up sit down stand up sit down stand up sit down* just get on with it already 😂

a seal is swimming in a pool of green algae ALT: a seal is swimming in a pool of green algae

like... are they on a lazy susan on stage?

don't let the calendar dictate your actions, be a fool every day

Definitely seems like bots set to follow those starter pack group lists? If those are still a thing I think they can have a couple hundred accounts on each list with a "follow all" feature

Its Ridiculous And Stupid Susanne Sugarbaker GIF Alt: Its Ridiculous And Stupid Susanne Sugarbaker GIF responding to the post "I stg the algorithm on this site is gonna give me mono. Why is my feed suddenly full of marathon runner selfies?! In what universe would this be something I'd be remotely interested in consuming as content?!"

I stg the algorithm on this site is gonna give me mono. Why is my feed suddenly full of marathon runner selfies?! In what universe would this be something I'd be remotely interested in consuming as content?!

👀

Curiosity in Trees by Hope Doe

"The Chinese government has the full, un-redacted Epstein files."

"Anonymous has the full, un-redacted Epstein files."

That's nice. I'll care about it when they're released publicly online. Until then, it's all just meaningless, shameless engagement bait.

Happy 2nd birthday to my babies!

Amun, Shu, Set, and Tefnut

Enjoy your new kitty tower 💛

#CatsOfBsky #Cats #CatsOfBluesky #BirthdayCats

Wow thank you all so so much for your kind words of support and encouragement. We did keep a blanket of grandmas to place on her favorite chair in the kitchen where she spent most of her time working word puzzles and playing dice and board games with mom. Kitty hangs out in her chair now 💛

We do. We kept a blankt grandma used to cover up and placed it on her favorite chair in the kitchen. That's where she spent most of her time playing games with mom or doing her word puzzles. Kitty hangs out there a lot now 💛

My heart is with you. I was with grandma til her last breath and even though we knew her time was approaching, it didnt make it any easier. 💛