Trump’s “complicated relationship with the Bible” is a lot like my complicated relationship with Charlize Theron

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

<pushes glasses up nose> Um, it’s called ‘meconium,’ and no, it will never wash out of your shirt or memory.

Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

"Though the supposition that Scalabrine plays Magic is reasonable, we demonstrate that our findings are orthogonal to whether and how well Scalabrine plays Magic."

"Once the respondent's self-assessed Magic rating is reported, they next conduct an analogous assessment of former NBA player Brian Scalabrine's basketball skills. We show that these two data points are sufficient to define all distributional moments of the respondent's scale."

Carson Beck came perilously close to Russ Holidaying that TD run…

Quiz Show
Idiocracy

Hope your surgery and recovery go smoothly!

Trump makes goo-goo eyes at Mamdani while Reagan’s portrait looks on

Meme of man making goo-goo eyes at passing woman while holding hands with upset girlfriend

Anyone posted this one yet?

NEWSMAX * • Follow NEWSMAX 2d • Harvard Law School professor emeritus Alan Dershowitz was once again refused a pierogi from an unwilling vendor at a Martha's Vineyard market, the latest in his controversies over pierogis in the celebrity hot spot. newsmax.com Dershowitz Again Denied Pierogi, Told to Leave Farmer's Market 1.2K 750 comments 66 shares

Can’t say why exactly, but the phrase “once again refused a pierogi” made me laugh out loud.

Lots of folks ask about Play Design and competitive chops, well this Saturday you can find me and Oliver Tiu grinding Mythic ladder on Arena for charity at 3 PST/6 EST.
Trans Lifeline is a charity near and dear to my heart, so pls signal boost, donate, tell your friends, and come out!
#WOTCstaff

All of our sealed product got stolen... 💀💀💀

If any local Seattle MTG store sees stolen sealed product come through please be on the lookout.

Clearly maintaining the White House dress code is very important

Oops 😬

New Michigander album out today, first full-length album ever, and it's a banger!

Anybody have a Bluesky starter pack of soccer/futbol follows? Especially keen for anything letting me drink deep on the salt of Madrid tears.

NFL needs to release a holiday video that's Carol of the Bells made from field goal doinks

Darn kids!

I’m still wrapping my head around this, but I know it’s one of my fave gifts.

YES!

They sure were. #WotCStaff

What a response, especially feeling Duress on the stack!

Yeah old habits die hard

Still brainstorming something sufficiently profound for my first post here.

you gotta love cake. as if the cake isn’t good enough, you’ve also got the icing. that’s just the icing on the cake