Preparing for the end of the season wbu?

The worst thing is having to issue them both with bells to ring; at the sound of which I have to go and butler for them.

Thanks for the best wishes, folks, daughter had four lots of IV antibiotics in hospital and is back home and on the mend.

Wife has used up a holiday supply of Imodium.

I’m playing the waiting game and gargling, regularly, with bourbon.

Since getting back from Lisbon on Thursday night, my daughter has been hospitalised with a kidney infection and sepsis and now my wife has a severe stomach bug, probably imported from the hospital.

Just waiting for me to do the inevitable Mikel’s Arsenal impression and shit the bed now.

Possibly because this would be the fourth second place finish in a row and, up and down the land, teams who have never even won a title are singing “second again” at us.

It’s not exactly fun.

Especially with the dreadful football that we’ve been playing for most of the season.

It might just be me, but I think that a very good way of stopping people taking the piss might be to just stop bottling the title race.

The inevitability of City’s resurgence versus our minerals deficiency in April.

Off the scale.

74 Charges 0-0 115 Charges at half time in the Corruption Derby.

Chris “I’ve got no choice” Kavanagh there not booking Rodri.

City will piss all over Chelsea.

Anthony Taylor gave a penalty against us for a head to head contact like that, when Saliba actually got the ball first.

Not even a free kick there.

The purgatory of Mikel Arteta and his April Fools.

A team that’s never finished higher than 9th place singing “2nd again” at us, and we just have to take it.

Because we probably feel that they are right and it would be the biggest margin surrendered at this stage of a season too.

How one dimensional is this bloke that Fury is fighting?

Perfect quality for that stadium though.

I would take the asterisk of a City points deduction now if I thought that we could finish above Man Utd without shitting the bed and fucking that up too.

Asking the same question again this week.

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Jonah 4:3

A badly packed one, for sure.

What, shitting your pants in the run in?

Again?

Not for me.

Zubimendi’s attitude gave me the hump today.

His dismissive hand gestures at Gyökeres, after dwelling on the ball and his subsequent poor pass resulting in a turnover, was awful.

He needs dropping and play Rice at 6 for that kind of shit.

He’s been very poor lately.

Arteta has lost 3 out our last 4 league games against Bournemouth in seasons where they have been mid-table. The last two home league losses in the crucial April / May period.

Considering the resources of the two clubs it’s a considerable concern and a major underachievement.

I feel like I have seen this movie a few times before, and I didn’t enjoy the endings.

I’m envious.

North London and The Arsenal are not Mikel Arteta, both are bigger.

He’s the manager, and he’s responsible for the football, the team and the results.

You take the big bucks, you accept the responsibility if it doesn’t work out.

Yeah, it went well the last time he put a team out against them.

Maybe he’s just very unlucky.

If that’s not him, then let’s start a new project.

For me, Arteta needs to lock down on the media shit and shut the fuck up now.

I only want to see better on the pitch, not hear noise from the manager about the fans or whether they need us.

They need a good kick in the fucking bollocks from a manager capable of winning the league.

It’s not over but this manager and his teams have shit the bed several years running.

If he can’t get it over the line then, eventually, he’ll have to be replaced.

This one has been harder to lose from where we are. It would be by far the worst yet.