So glad to see brooches as a fashion for men. We deserve shiny things. #HATM #Oscars

1: Sinners should win all the awards.
2: Sinners
3: pot pie in late celebration of pi day

Multivariable calculus
History of samurai
Meteorology
Teaching world history
Religions of Asia

My wife is allergic to shellfish. One year she made her mom mad somehow and like a vengeful queen, my future mother in law made an entirely seafood thanksgiving dinner. Crab cakes, lobster tails, the whole nine yards. Her only dinner was a Cornish game hen.

I watched traitors because I had seen below deck with Kate. She’s amazing

An eel post without @greenleejw.bsky.social ? Seems sacrilegious

I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answer’d it.

Vote for the better, rarer blue. #Jeremejevite

Team Jeremejevite this year. For, uhh, nameology reasons.

I’ve inherited a movie theater. First double feature: Goon (2011) and Miracle (2004). Hockey on hockey.

Yeah, see, the other thing about "distraction" as a rhetorical device - assuming it's in good faith and not just an excuse to never do anything - is it assumes that when whatever the Real Thing is happens, it'll be announced by a cackling villain who pushes a big red FASCISM button on TV.

Today, I am calling on Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and other top officials in the Trump administration to resign immediately due to their reckless and unlawful disclosure of national security secrets. Their actions have put our country at risk, and immediate accountability is necessary

The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.

You cannot make this shit up. Sharing this jaw-dropping story with a gift link -- give it a read.

Wow.

Rep. Chuck Edwards is getting torn apart at a town hall in Asheville, NC.

“I’m a veteran & you don’t give a fuck about me. You don’t get to do this to us!”

Edwards orders veteran to be thrown out.

We’re approaching a tipping point now. Anger across the country is going to boil over soon.

Something good that came over from Twitter

Weird how experts continue to know things.

once again I have to invoke the specter of Ronald Wilson Reagan, who is in Hell now. under Reagan, the term "government spending" was effectively demonized. fuck you, Reaganite ghouls! spending money, on its people and their needs, is the function of government! public works are good! say so!

North Dakota v. Todd Bonzalez was a landmark decision tho.

They also have non-sparkling iced teas which are really good.

My dad bought an Explorer brand new. He handed it down to me and I eventually sold it as a trade-in for $750 with somewhere around 260k miles. It was 18 years old at the time

It’s not too late to do the thing. Whatever that thing is, do it.

I left for the weekend and left my wife for TWO DAYS and she ended up with two stitches and a dead car battery. I’m never leaving again.

Rolling stone pulling no punches.

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Many plants

Me too!

That’s pretty much how it goes. And now I need more too

Picture of a good with a tattoo of a chicken and a pig and red painted toenails.

They’re a new level of ouchie fun.

The genius in question pointing a thumb at himself.

Which genius has two thumbs and came to campus early to do work while forgetting his computer at home?

Selfie of me in graduation regalia.

First skeet should maybe include a blue sky huh?

Conversation between Meatwad and Master Shake of Aqua Teen Hunger Force with one of them saying, “I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.”

Image of a strawberry and a pistol captioned “this is a strobbery”