Everything is so perfect in this photo. it's gorgeous

*scribbles notes*

Do you ever feel like you missed your calling in life, and were meant to be a rumpled library detective, roguish blimp pirate, or rascally curmudgeon who sits on a park bench and complains about the high price of goblin bones?

It's good to be prepared in life. If a dark queen of the elves appears before you and offers to take you back to the faerie realm with her, you need to be ready to go.

It's spring, the year 2000, and somewhere in Baltimore city two guys walk into a bank.

This isn't going where you think it is.

See what does happen (so clickbaity, so 2000)

#fiction #freelance

Any politician who promises full investigations of the current administration, plus a new mossy magic-filled forest sprouting up around every town has my vote.

There is no justice. Get over it. Justice is a myth used to control you.

He'll never pay. They'll never pay. The dead are dead. The looted money is long gone.

The past does not exist. The present is gone before your mind can register it. The only thing that matters is the future.

The Fantastic 4 comes back

I'm doing copy-edits now (for two different books!) and whenever I get to one of those (sadly correct) notes that identifies a timeline issue or a plothole, I'm basically like

"Well, I guess I'll delete the book now and walk into the woods."

I've decided to become ungovernable.

If a demon came by with a pretty good offer, I'd swap my CD collection for it

This is Chewy. He loves to help his grandma garden. She can’t kneel down to dig holes anymore, but that’s his favorite part, so they're a perfect team. 14/10 (TT: chewythenewfie)

I can't find it again but I just recently saw research that was like "yeah so there's all the science that says being a night owl is terrible for your health like you're doomed by how your brain is.. But like it's probably related to the fact that you're still having to work a morning person job"

Very cool and not concerning at all that the technology that the worst people in the world want to proliferate into every facet of our lives and is boiling the oceans and ruining the lives of vulnerable people carries the same warning as Psychic Readers Network commercials from 25 years ago.

So do I schedule a boarding appointment for my dog in July or is the world ending or what.

How can he complain that you're touching him when you're too far away from him to touch you? He's GOT to keep reaching to touch you so he can complain about it! :D

I must not hope. Hope is the mind-killer. Hope is the little-breath that brings total disappointment. I will face my hope. I will permit it to pass over me and through me...

And if it comes and goes and nothing happens, and the apologists say “it was just a threat to get them to buckle, he never meant he’d actually do it,” it is morally correct to punch them in the face.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

how are we supposed to stop an elderly man with dementia who constantly shits himself and can barely string a sentence together? idk, one slippery flight of stairs? it's not like he's in a fucking battle mech

GenZ, if you ever wondered what it was like growing up in the 80s with the constant threat of annihilation because governments were being run by psychopaths, well, welcome to the club, I guess.

This party sucks but at least the music is good.

Dropping a nuke on Iran is an illegal order. Pass it on.

sorry if this seems harsh but I don't think the president should be allowed to post "a whole civilization will die tonight" and still be president

Ace Day, also known as International Asexuality Day (IAD), is celebrated on April 6th each year. This day aims to promote awareness of the asexual community and recognize the diverse experiences within the asexual spectrum, which includes asexuals, demisexuals, and grey-asexes.

The inspiration for Merlin was an alleged British prophet named Myrddin Wyllt. He supposedly wandered the forest, telling his prophecies to his only friend - a wild piglet. Geoffrey of Monmouth changed the piglet to a wolf when he wrote Myrddin's biography.
#MythologyMonday

Donna Summer's disco MacArthur Park is on in this Starbucks and I just want to talk to somebody for a minute

Deezer has a Playlist called Cosmic Sleep and I've been listening to that while playing Cult of the Lamb and it blends so well.

Dark brown Labrador type dog asleep on a dark red blanket. Normally she'd have a teal collar on Not today, thank you