Taking a break from picking out a new tail or ignoring local and state laws?

Day Drinking: up 47%
Drugs: uppers 69%
Bullshit: up 999,999,999.99%
Integrity: down 98.98%

The Liquor Cabinet🍺

Top MAGA influencer revealed to be AI — created by a guy in India who made a mint off lonely men online According to her profile, she was a registered nurse with Jennifer Lawrence looks who offered red meat posts to lonely conservative men online.

Reels hit 10M views with anti-woke rage bait.

#MAGA #AIFake #DumbTimeline #EmilyHart

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More Proof We're in the Dumbest Timeline 😂
Top MAGA influencer "Emily Hart"—your bikini-clad, Bible-thumping, Trump-loving nurse dream girl? Total AI scam by a broke Indian med student who targeted "super dumb" MAGA voters for easy cash.

Every single day, Lying Lisa repeats the same BS: Blame the Democrats, praise dear leader, glaze AIPAC, and desperately try to convince the people that a bad bill is good for them. Notice how it's never what she is going to do?

#Michigan #lies #taxes #bs

What the hell are you thinking dude?
Did the Democrats not hand you a handler yet?

What the hell is he thinking? I wish the democrats would run a serious candidate.

Well, less than 24 hours later, we learned why—yet again—you never bet on “Orange.”
Congressman John James cannot be trusted because he is in a cult.
#Michigan #bet #loser #hormuz

Good morning, Michigan.
Especially to John James, who less than 24 hours ago repeated the propaganda that the Strait of Hormuz was open and said to never bet against Dr. President Donald “Jesus” Trump, M.D.

It's only for November because there isn't a Democrat challenger in the Primary. Ray is MI-09's Kamala.
You got the BS part down Ray!

Has a liberal witch cast a hex on Lisa? Forcing her to work with demonic furry Spanish-speaking trans cartels? I, for one, am disgusted.
#Michigan #Jesus #MAGA #Carteles #Spanish #English #American #NoHabla

The MAGA Messiah has commanded bigly... Americans speak American or English only! All other languages are those of ANTIFA!
High Priestess of Propaganda, you have forsaken your God-Emperor and AIPAC.

A "Not Staged" Event 🙄
WWE x Pyongyang-level BS.
#staged
#mcdonalds
#propaganda
#bs
#commercial

If the big, beautiful bill wasn't a pile of 💩, Representative Lisa McClain wouldn't be trying to convince you it doesn't stink a year after it passed.

#taxes #bill #lies #stink

You think normal Mondays are bad? Max & Coco had baths on a Monday!
I know I'm a horrible dog dad, and my only penance is a bone from the butcher.

#dog #bath #monday

Trump is either:
Lying.
Stupid.
Thinks all of us—especially his voters—are stupid.
The bad guy at the end of the Bible.
#Lies #Stupid #Doctor #Jesus #BS

Trump's all excited about his fancy lad ballroom at 2:38 a.m.
We live in the dumbest of all possible timelines.

Trump's 3 AM Messiah Meltdown
Ballroom brags, Russia rants, Pope feuds, Biden-Ukraine nonsense & AI Jesus slop . MAGA Christians in Congress: Grow a spine—even MTG called him Antichrist. Grow up, Trump isn't your Daddy
#maga #GrowASpine #MessiahComplex #TrumpChrist

🚨TRUMP VS THE POPE!🟠🥊⛪️
Hey Michigan Catholics, easy question: The Pope or Trump?

MI-09: What would Representative Lisa McClain say? That definitely won't be a question if she has time for another scripted, fake telephone town hall.

#Catholic #MAGA #Jesus #Trump #question

🚨TRUMP VS THE POPE!🟠🥊⛪️

Hey Michigan Catholics, easy question: The Pope or Trump?

MI-09: What would Representative Lisa McClain say? That definitely won't be a question if she has time for another scripted, fake telephone town hall.

#Catholic #MAGA #Jesus #Trump #question

Behold the rare Epstein-pedofish-friendicus 🐟—they're infamous for epic temper tantrums and an unhealthy obsession with diet coral!

#fish #maga #EpsteinList #lol

Trump’s next 16th dimension tiddlywinks move? Blockading the Strait of Hormuz—pay the toll or get blown to hell! Gas prices are about to SKYROCKET!

#gas #oil #iran #chess #checkers #broke

Desperately trying to keep the grift going, Dumb Lucky is going to try the Nigerian Prince Scam.

#scam #maga #bs #propaganda

More BS from Dear Leader claiming he takes zero tax dollars.
Trump’s already pocketed:
$970k in hotel‑room payments to his own properties
$101.2M+ for his golf‑trip travel and security—and counting
And now he’s suing the IRS and Treasury for $10 billion, all at taxpayer risk.

#lies #trump #taxes

Pay for childcare.
Pay for Medicare.
Pay for Medicaid.
But somehow there’s always money for that Burger Reich eyesore.
Get the f#ck outta here with that BS.

#BS #Poor #sick #hungy #elderlycare

We need to pay for childcare, Medicare, and Medicaid, not fund a war for Israel.

House Republicans are going to put your children deeper into debt for wars, doing nothing to make your or future American lives better.

America First is a lie, it's Israel and the donors first.

💩>🧊

No one or agency is above copyright.

If only the Constitution were treated in kind.

Here's how much time I'll save District 9 by cutting out fundraising & lobbyists:
No 4 hrs/day spent calling donors-20 hrs/week
No meetings with lobbyists-2 hrs/week saved!No staff fundraising-8-16 hrs/week redirected to the district!

Staff focusing ONLY on District 9-8-12 hrs/week saved!

Correction: the fascist is Proud Boy–adjacent, but apparently not clique material.

More Proof we live in the dumbest of all possible timelines:
Proud Boys “Hitler Cosplayer” blames ANTIFA for being an a‑hole traitor.

#traitor
#whiner
#fascist
#ahole
#joke