Posts by LauraAnn
I love my George Forman indoor grill but man......I sure do miss cooking on an outdoor grill.
He will not show. 1 he can't control who attends and that scares him. 2 I'm betting there won't be an open bar and we all know he's an alcoholic. 3 he's a piece of crap traitor.
I wonder how many people are experiencing their last day with ten fingers? #4thofjuly #FRJ #DVO #FDT #FJDV #showerthoughts
Has the Christian Right in congress ever read The Sermon on the Mount. I mean it's been a decade or two since I last heard it but I can guarantee what the #GOP and Christian Nationalists have done is in direct opposition to the teachings of Jesus.
As the child of a service member born overseas am I safe? Sure I have my State Department birth certificate but with this administration, this political hellscape we are living in who's to say they won't deport me. I have no guarantees. #FDT
Okay I'm just gonna say it and I will die on this hill. The master bathroom should NOT connect directly to the master closet. The steam.... THE SMELLS. Just no. #dieonthishill
Hey #Canada... I know that you aren't fans of the nacho cheese tyrant but you are smoking out the wrong part of the US and my asthma can't handle this smoke.
I no longer recognize this country.
A new neighbor's kid and friend walked up onto my patio today and began to bang on my patio door..... and lick the glass. I closed the blinds and walked away. I don't have the mental capacity to deal with that today. #windowlicker
Someone, please explain it to me like I'm 5 why my sleep cycles are just totally fucked. Am I exhausted? Yes. Can I fall asleep? NO. I'M LOSING MY MIND. ๐ญ๐ญ
I can't be the only one who likes to watch videos on #YouTube of insane toenails being cut..... right?
At this point, I'm just waiting for this administration or one of their Manson cult-like followers to kill me. Because let's be honest, they probably will. #FDT #FGOP
Wish my body would chill out a bit so I can get some freaking sleep. #ChronicPain
So this is 47. Interesting how I have fewer rights now than I did when I was born.
Not going to lie, for the last 6 years I have dreaded my birthday. Not because I'm getting older but because my mom isn't here anymore and I miss her so much.
This "The new Pope is woke" BS that #MAGA is spewing is ridiculous. I left the curriculum decades ago but even I remember that Jesus was the original woke person.
Here we are. 2:30 in the morning, massive have just now waining, a shower in my very near future because I was sweating myself stupid from the pain. Oh, and MAGA is losing their collective minds over the new Pope... it's gonna be a good day.
Everyone, keep Vance away from the new Pope..... the man has a track record.
I have a Robin's nest on top of my back patio light. My roommate smokes out there on occasion, and the mama bird has dive bombed will chirping ANGERLY.
I just realized today that I am truly beginning to understand the Spanish I am learning on Duolingo! @duolingoverde.bsky.social
Welp...I can feel this weather we are supposed to get already. ALL my joints are on fire. #ChronicPain
Any other #spoonies in the Midwest having a hard time falling to sleep? It's like every muscle in my body is trying to exit with extreme prejudice.
To be fair to #PresidentTrump I too fell asleep in church when I was younger. I mean, it WAS just Sunday mass and not the funeral for the Pope..... but I get it.
All I want is for someone to hug me and tell me I'm not going crazy. To tell me that it's okay to be sad. All I want is a hug.
I am nearly 47. This b***h needs to dry up and die already! #perimenopause
Am I lounging in my mumu at 1:30? Yes. Am I ever going to get dressed? No.