Craving hurt/comfort (whump? I've never understood that term) fic that's specifically injury based. Ed or Stede gets shot or stabbed or gets in a car crash or falls down the stairs or whatever idc. But idk how to sort the physical hurt comfort from the emotional kind.
E Fucked to Death by the 04 Mar 2026 Gentleman Pirate - A Love Story by ingydar Our Flag Means Death (TV) No Archive Warnings Apply, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Lucius Spriggs, Rimming, Felching, Anal Fingering, Self Confidence Issues, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Our Flag Means Death (TV) Season/Series 01, how do they end up together....? who's to say, Happily Ever After, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Humor, Fluff Back in the day, this is where sex would end. With Ed, it's different. All things are, to be fair. Friendship, affection, romance, love, sex. Completely different from the way Stede has come to know those things. Where love used to be a task, this comes easy. Language: English Words: 2,355 Chapters: 1/1 Hits: 0
who guessed it. the banterers are bantering 😔 and fucking nasty 😛 enjoy!!!!
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I was pretty into Xanga before I got introduced to Tumblr.
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"Now then Mr Bonnet, your chart here says you have a foreign object stuck in your rectum. Would you like to tell me more about how that happened?"
Tysm 😊😊😊
Thanks 🥰
Thank you!
🎈🎈🎈it's my birthday🎈🎈🎈
Hopefully
Gotta say I was very surprised to see this after his comedy show being all about how ai is crap.
Omg I've wanted to read a fic where Ed's a highwayman for ages. I'm so excited I found this.
Most of the time I don't really mind that my birthday is so close to Christmas, but damn trying to think of what to ask for from my family Is difficult. Like I've used all my ideas on Christmas, wtf do I want for my birthday
Omg so cute, I can't wait
Oh I love a soulmark fic
🤣 I can believe that.
But I'm A Cheerleader au, age them up to 20ish and it's pretty much perfect. Stede is Megan (he plays rugby instead of cheerleading, & heavily repressed/misunderstood his gay feelings in fear of his father). Ed is Graham.
The ex-ex-gays are also them but in a different font, Monte and Teddy.
Fucking ndis. Like what the hell do they expect? That he might change his chromosomes overnight?
2/2 these sales aren't even that big? Like $30 off a kindle, $50 off a switch2, isn't that like regular sale size? It's definitely not the omg camp outside the store and get trampled sale size I've always heard about black friday. Maybe I should just wait for boxing day sales instead.
Okay so as an Australian I am new to the whole Black Friday Sales idea. I really don't understand why we started doing it when we don't have Thanksgiving but capitalism will capitalise I guess. Anyway, this year I was like fine I'll do the thing and use the BF sales for Xmas shopping but I stg 1/2
I keep going back and forth on if I want a switch 2 for my birthday.
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So cute! I love the matching but not matching.
Feel like y'all would like these socks from Typo.
Omg amazing, running to check it out now.
2/2 and to the amusement of his colleagues Archie and Jim, decides to swap roles and be the guy on the back of the truck (despite his bad knee) for that specific route (aka that one street), hoping for the chance to talk to Stede. Stede suddenly shares in his son's fascination on recycling day. 🚛♻️❤️
#gentlebeard #ofmdfic idea free to good home: Stede is a stay at home dad since his divorce/being disowned and fired. Louis is three and obsessed with garbage trucks. Stede and Louis start waiting outside on recycling day to see the truck in person every week. Ed, the driver, notices the pattern 1/2
Made this little Stede at the airport Lego store. Didn't buy him, but look how cute!
title card for Out of the Bag by suchgreatheights. a sofa with scratched-up corners is in the center of the image. in the foreground is a fluffy calico cat running out of a paper bag. above the sofa is summary text: Friends, Ed can do. Friends, that's easy. Except there are mochas, and there are movies, and there's this whole queer discovery he's helping Stede navigate, and there are a hell of a lot of chocolate muffins. Sometimes the journey is the most important part.
crop of emcolbs' art from chapter 31 of out of the bag. visible in the crop is half the couch with the coffee table in front of it. on the coffee table are two mostly-empty wine glasses with some wine spilled on the table, two empty wine bottles, and two corks from the wine bottles. one of the corks is still stuck on the corkscrew. two pairs of legs are visible sitting on the couch, and ed's arm is visible, pointing at the person next to him.
helloooo my loves! @emcolbs.bsky.social and i are here with ch 31 of out of the bag 🐈🏡 in which the boys get fun-tipsy, get up to some filthy shenanigans, and stede..............discovers something new about his body 🤭
enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/63564631
It's increasingly common.