This vertical poster for "DAD BODIES" features a high-contrast design on a black background with a white border. ​Top: "WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY B. VAN BODEGOM" is centered at the top in white text. Two laurel wreaths contain the quotes: "Co(s)mic horror at its finest!" and "Friendship! Ball-busting! Tragedy!" ​Center: The large d20 die showing a "1" remains above a red blood splatter. The distressed white "DAD" and red "BODIES" titles are unchanged. A new red underline has been added beneath the word "BODIES." ​Added Hype Text: New white text blocks have been added to the sides. Left side: "BIG 5 INTEREST!". Right side: "OVER 20 REQUESTS!". ​Tagline: The tagline remains: "THE GAME JUST TOOK A DAD TURN." ​Background and Characters: The stylized castle silhouette is still present. The six named characters with their expressions (Vincent, Sam, Troy, Hank, Marv, Dave) have been transformed into realistic photo-cutout heads with their original expressions, replacing the previous cartoon illustrations. ​Footer: The "R RATED" box is centered at the very bottom.

CABIN IN THE WOODS × JOHN DIES AT THE END × JUMANJI

When their detective friend is murdered at their annual gaming retreat, 5 dads must rely on years of TTRPG experience—and puns—to solve the crime before they're all killed off like NPCs in a badly written supernatural campaign.
#PosterPit #A #H #Q

Florence Took Everything

Nine pills. Two weeks' leave. One body he can't let go.

#PosterPit #LiteraryHorror #WIP

Blood and Starlight
A bounty hunter. A broken system. One war she can’t walk away from. Some contracts pay credits. This one demands everything.
Space opera | Found family dynamics | Women in tech
Thanks to my sister for modeling the FMC for the poster.
#PosterPit #NA #SF #R #Q

Knight Of Annihilation

Knight Prince, Hasmed, uncovers a problem with his extended family. Only to become trapped inside a whirlwind of confusion and lies, all tightly wrapped around the disappearance of his soulmate and her discovery amid the panic.

#Posterpit #F #R #WIP #A #NA

Poppy Z. Brite's "Exquisite Corpse" has taken residence somewhere behind my sternum. It's been days since I put the book down. It still has its hands in my chest and is not letting go.

A screenshot of a text that reads: "How can you make something so clinically sounding so f***ing hot at the same time? Am I turned on by Moe? Possibly? Am I weirded out by that? I probably should be?"

There is no greater humbling than realizing your 'type' is apparently someone who talks like a medical textbook.

#FlorenceTookEverything #WIP #LiteraryHorror

Sharing my #LGBT Queer Cosmic Horror BOOK #CHAOSPIT ~

Yearning Sapphic situationship between Prom Queen and Tumblr blogger goes next level with the oncoming cryptid-pocalypse (the TV show VICTORIOUS if it was set in WELCOME TO NIGHTVALE)

Shoutout to Tumblr & Life is Strange fandoms 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

A pixelated JPEG infographic: STOP HIRING HUMANS 1. HUMANS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO LEAVE THEIR TERRITORY 2. Incredible strength and speed, constant hunger for flesh, etc. 3. Humans have OVER 160 TEETH 4. Insist on counting to TEN instead of normal amounts like eight 5. “PLACENTAL MAMMALS”??? (Laziness related?) 6. Irresponsible, addicted to TERRIBLE breakfast stimulants 7. Humans cause their crewmates to have WEIRD FEELINGS (You all get that too, right?) LOOK at what your crewmates have to deal with (These are REAL Human traits, done by REAL Humans): Gun, bad at space, sharp teeth, unsolicited nudes “Hello I would like to eat food and stare at you” They have played us for absolute fools

#ChaosPit #SF #LGBT #R #Q

Drake meme. Top box reads: "Use a 2-week mandatory leave to grieve Dad properly and rest." Bottom box reads: "Destroy Bonsai trees and "go for a walk" on a bridge at 2am."

Florence Took Everything

#chaospit #H #WIP

ALT:

When you’re a broody immortal warrior monk, and you realise you have bound your soul to a chaos goblin of a sucubus who hates your guts and has 0 sense of self preservation. #chaospit #romantacy

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Adult Sci-Fi
Morally gray MC | Found Family | 📩 Querying
#ChaosPit #A #SF #R #Q

The jock who wants to be a journalist. The hippy with an “herb” garden. The biker with a mysterious past. The blonde with the fake ID and the boy working too many jobs to get by. #Heart-Taker would make a neat high school drama… except they’re all 20-400+ years old

#ChaosPit #NA #A #SFF #LGBTQ+

AUTOMATIC HEARTS is a story about why you wouldn't want to be treated like a Roomba. And also the nature of personhood, persistence of love, and ability for even the shittiest guy you know to get better. But mostly, it's about Roombas.

Querying later this year!

#ChaosPit #WIP #SF #R

magical girl cthulhu

Roman just wants to be left alone to raise his monstrous little brother and try to save the world. Unfortunately, he's being made to work with an eldritch abomination with the approximate personality of Sailor Moon.

The one that started the apocalypse in the first place.

#ChaosPit #WIP #A #H

An image from Nasa of a galaxy of stars and cloud like structures with the text "Casting The Promise of Darkness like a Muppets Movie" at the top left. A photo of muppet Constantine is titled "The Villain." A photo of Gonzo is titled "Ballad." A photo of Beaker is titled "Calx." A photo of a human woman with red hair (the actress Ellie Bamber) is titled "Lauryl."

Shadow & Bone X Star Wars X The Muppets?

-Gonzo and Beaker kiss in this
-I don't know how that works but I'd watch it
-Lauryl's feminine rage can't be contained by felt
-I know you're wondering...Miss Piggy is definitely the spaceship hanger's hardened lead engineer

#chaospit #ya #sff #q

#chaospit #H #WIP