Thanks for everyone for all the love for my silly story during #ChaosPit today!
I've been overwhelmed lately, but I was finally able to get back to writing after a couple of weeks.
It's been a nice boost.
April is my birthday month, so I always feel a bit more me. Especially when it rains.
Well, #chaospit was kind of fun. I didn't go hog wild but I think I had some fun, especially the "From the books I want to write files" pitches!
when you overthrow a kig you get a kingdom, when you overthrow a mayor you have to do a lot of tax fraud...
#chaospit
kidnapping an elf is useful for fufilling a prophecy but completely useless for running local government.
Also, killing your evil uncle means killing your cousin's dad and now she's siccing her girltoy on you. Oops.
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“Okay so he blackmails her, right? And she’s like ‘rude but fine.’ Then they go undercover in a death cult, and suddenly the Inquisitor is like ‘I would die for her’ even though two chapters ago he was ready to throw her in a dungeon. Then they kiss … 🌶️🌶️🌶️#wip #chaospit #writer #spicybook
A statue that may or may not be that of the mysterious French bishop Saint Remedius (more likely an icon of Saint Francis missing two fingers on his right hand) in a field of crushed and tumbled Topo Chico water bottle glass.
The last #ChaosPit for the year, and thanks to everyone for putting up with me. St. Remedius Medical College: trying to make Dallas, Texas weirder and failing miserably because Dallas is already that damn weird. stremedius.com
Soft garden girl with trauma jewelry finds out the necklace is basically a magical choke collar, loses it, gains chaos magic, attracts a feral golden retriever assassin with commitment issues, and now everyone wants her dead or married.
#Q #R #F #ChaosPit #writercommunity #authorfriends
Avarice's Wake, where the inciting incident is a *generous* misunderstanding of what 'eating the rich' is supposed to mean. But it's hard to talk with your mouth full, so can you blame him?
#ChaosPit
#WIP final edits
#Adult
#SciFi
#Dystopia
#DarkRomance
#LGBTQ
this was my fav of the bunch ngl
Two men bond over the absence of Taco Bell in historically significant places #chaospit
Meme of the dude checking out that girl and his girl is like wtf Hot girl: Time travel as a coping mechanism" Man: Non (MC) His girl: Fabric of reality
BYe BITCH! Non time traveling with his keys
FOR THE LIFE OF ME I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO DREW THIS FOR ME... Non wearing a shirt saying "not only am i PERFECT i'm IRISH" and saying "LOL u probably haven't heard of it"
#ChaosPit a bisexual time traveler with no name and little self control
Last #CHAOSPIT #lgbt Queer cosmic horror book sharing post today~ ✨also Silent Hill
AITA: kinda secretly hope everyone else ☠️ but me and my crush at the end of the world bc I have the CUTEST DATE planned for us… while everyone else turns into horrible monsters (BOTTOMS but set in SILENT HILL)
Bráthal Loëthgil, local minister: Kill the abomination! Picrew image of a freckled man with long, thick red hair and pointed ears who is dressed elaborately in embroidered green tunic and blue coat and carrying a fancy silver-tipped bow. He is snarling. Image maker used: deerinspotlight
Drisal Marinell: Renowned gemworker and family man. “You leave my sweet brother alone or by the sacred Water I will rip your heart out! Picrew image of a very angry man with long white hair and pointed ears wearing a red tunic and white fur cloak and is screaming in rage. Image maker used: deerinspotlight
Rushak: Corporealist Heretic, abomination “I’m not angry” Picrew image of a man with closed eyes, facial scars, pointed ears and long scruffy white hair. He is wearing a dark shirt and tunic. Image maker used: deerinspotlight
AITA? Sure I cheated at the waterfall, but the guy’s an abomination! Iryla commanded me to end him. It’s not my fault the Druids programmed me to save life! I had to revive him that one time, but that invasion might be his fault! I can’t care that he saved the body from desecration.
#ChaosPit #F #A
Blood covered young woman with scary eyes. From Stephen King’s Carrie.
#ChaosPit #WIPSnips #amquerying #writesky #epicfantasy 💙📚 🪐📚
DEMON’S BARGAIN
#F #R #YA #A #Q
Tell the quiet girl to sit down, stay away from magic, marry who we tell you to, let your brother die.
Put your earplugs in, things about to get LOUD.
Body count 11, proposals 4, weddings 2
#ChaosPit an old school football player and a normal old white girl meet over a spilled coffee and fall in love,drama and calamity ensues
clara-paints Follow starting an artist residency tomorrow in the middle of nowhere because apparently my post-breakup coping mechanism is “accepting suspicious invitations from strangers” now #artist residency #post breakup behavior #this is either healing or a cry for help #free housing is free housing #trying not to think too hard about the phrasing 14,382 notes Oldest replies first brushrot Follow Girl what do you mean suspicious? clara-paints I mean I did not apply to it, they found me somehow, and the email said the estate had “been waiting a long time for someone like you,” which is probably normal rich people nonsense houseofmirth That is the least normal sentence I have ever read lacrimosa-lesbian You are going to get haunted clara-paints Counter point, free room and board clara-paints Follow made it to the residency. stopped at a gas station on the way and asked for directions to the manor and everyone in the building started acting like I had asked where they keep the live bodies #residency posting #small town vibes are rancid #trying to be normal about this #it was probably just local gossip #probably 27,044 notes clara-paints Follow bad news: I think the house is haunted worse news: the haunting is beautiful #residency posting 88,531 notes Oldest replies first yuri-beam Follow HELLO???? clara-paints before everyone gets excited I did not say she was a ghost yuri-beam you said “the haunting is beautiful” clara-paints that could mean many things fungalrealness it means lesbianism in a haunted wig cathedralriot op saw one tragic woman in a hallway and folded immediately clara-paints you people are projecting
#chaospit #thecolorsthathaunt #romance #gothic #tragedy
POV: you open tumblr and a woman is liveblogging her descent into gothic lesbian problems
r/relationships u/DeadRose I think my situationship is dead, from 1890-something, and tied to an evil house. Advice? I’m 29F, she’s... complicated. I’m staying at a remote manor for an art residency after a bad breakup. There’s this woman, Suzette, who appears and disappears randomly, knows the house better than anyone, and keeps telling me I need to leave. The problem is: she is beautiful she is sad I have a terrible history with sad beautiful women the house seems jealous I’ve also found historical records suggesting she may have died there under suspicious circumstances. How do I tell whether this is romance, haunting, or a red flag so large it has become load-bearing?
#chaospit #colorsthathaunt #romance #gothic #tragedy
if your toxic yuri doesn’t include haunted architecture, what are we even doing here
Still #chaosPit and still memeing the #wip, because what if academia mattered? Like, really mattered. Like, “a bad take could undo reality” levels of mattering. Anyway, it's about seven overeducated idiots with depression. #amWriting
Survivor, slave, gladiatrix. Blood justice coming soon! Skrittchers, dream-eaters, ghosts of the untimely dead and a demon wearing the skins of men challenge Aoife, a prescient Druid priestess who defies the odds in the arena in Gladiatrix Daughter of War. @Amazon #ChaosPit #A #HS #F #P #Booksky
Psychics gather@Pompeii's gladiator's school, awakening the ghosts of the untimely dead - spirits tied to where they died. Homeless boys, surgeons, whores, patrician women & their gladiator lovers share their last days in Thirteen -- a polyphonic novel. #ChaosPit #A #HF #Q
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"So let me get this rigth... the world is on the brink of collapse because a bunch of fantasy vikings became fantasy rome cosplayers that then developed to about the 18th century technologicly and just had to mess with powers beyond their control and also they are bad at diplomacy..."
An image of a double-headed battle axe lying on the ground in a wasteland
The gentle, day-to-day antics of an axe-wielding maniac. #chaospit
Persona 5 x The Bible
At an extra-dimensional school for theology nerds, a sad boy gets help from a shadow mommy so he can throw fireballs at the Cthulhu-thing that’s behind all the religious trauma he had to grow up with.
On submission soon, editors 😌
#ChaosPit #adult #darkfantasy
Emotionally constipated assassin tries to kill his target, realizes she’s hot, haunted, and magically unstable, and now he’s stuck in a slow-burn “I’d die for you but also might be the reason you die” situation.
#Q #R #F
#ChaosPit
Clurichauns, leprechauns, and pucas, oh my! Come visit Bilcraigh, where the village is haunted, the inn is magical, and if you piss of the spirits, they’ll throw shoes at you. And ectoplasm. Stay if you dare, fall in love, and resolve a curse, if you can.
“The Selkie’s Return”
#chaospit #querying
Four panel comic featuring a redheaded girl and a creepy older lady who needs better hobbies. The older lady asks the girl if she wants to save the world. She refuses. Creepy older lady confers her vast wealth and power anyway before leaving to go on vacation. Possibly to Guam. idk
