Doctor to patient: "Try to reduce your stress level, and if you somehow succeed please let me know how in God's name you did it."

I thought this felt relatable

Screenshot of the playback screen of libro.fm, showing the cover of "Wife Shaped Bodies" by Laura Cranehill.

I have never heard a narrator this creepy. I was already so excited to finally read Wife Shaped Bodies, but now I am HOOKED.

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It’s quite funny how sometimes we buy a book, read it in 2 days, and other times we buy a book and it sits on our shelf for 5 years

So true #booksky

yeh!

the copy editor was unfortunately also a victim of satanic ritual

I knowww it's like DUDE I ***just*** fed myself?! Must I DO IT AGAIN SO SOON??!!

That show held up pretty damn well

A loose line drawing in ink of a Blue-footed Booby balancing on a stony, one foot raised.

A whimsical Blue-footed Booby. #InkAndWash #Watercolor #BirdArt #ArtYear

a little girl is sitting in a car seat holding a lollipop in her hand . Alt: a little girl is sitting in a car seat holding a lollipop in her hand. She leans her head back against the car seat and rolls her eyes

Lmaooo maybe not all men but definitely this one 😭 just stop dude🫠

Never!! And don't talk to them if you don't have to

People with preexisting conditions also don’t deserve to die

Lovely to meet you too! And I'd argue that being a legal observer *is* being a part of the resistance when cops are part of this fascist system!

Signing off with a classic from Voltaire:

“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.”

Stay curious, stay thoughtful. Night, friends 🌙💚

Lutnick thinks Canada is a tick feeding off the body of the US economy but it couldn't be further from the truth. We are, in fact, fungus growing on a rotting corpse.

Common Tailorbird (Orthotomus sutorius)…avian architects … they use their beaks to sew plant leafs together with plant fibers, spider silk, or insect cocoons…tropical Asia. #birds #nature #wildlife #photo #ecology

if you have good health in the USA, you’re actively saving money. be grateful every day you don’t have to set foot into the medical-industrial complex. you’re rich.

Lmfaoooo

if you find yourself appalled that RFK Jr is able to make this claim but you don’t wear a mask in, at the very least, public indoor spaces, you are acting in precisely the way that allows him to say that covid is gone.

I never cease to be amused by how this app has a community that hates the staff and a staff that hates the community and both sides are completely open about it

this isn’t a retirement home it’s a Waffle House

Yeah it would be one thing if dementia was within the realm of mental illness, but it's not. I'm tired of people calling someone mentally ill when they're actually just brazenly evil.

Hotmail 😭😭

Lmaoooo 😂

Yeah, it's all about the profit

When my body gets hungry again it's like . WTF I **JUST** FED YOU?! 🫠🫠

Yep, it's never been good over here (let alone great lol)