And yet none of it seems to stick to the bigot-in-chief. It’s baffling 🫤

#AO3 being out of beta made me feel like the lead singer of New Order. I used to think that the day would never come.

Every photo of that awful man is a contraceptive.

What do you expect from people whose only talent is yelling “sToP tHe BoAtS”?

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I had a consultation with the #epilepsy nurse at the hospital today and it seems I’ve been seizure-free for almost a whole year following a change in my medication. Result!

Well that’s #ResidentEvilRequiem preordered, then. I wasn’t a huge fan of 7 & 8, but with the return of Leon Kennedy I think we’re gonna be eating good with this latest instalment.

This was me before doing my 100th #parkrun in Queenstown, New Zealand over the Christmas period. I’ve been running since 2023 and it was just a happy coincidence that I was overseas at the time I hit 100 events, something I never thought would happen.

Nigel Farage would sell this country out to Trump for a shilling and a pouch of tobacco.

EVERYONE CAN SEE THE DEMENTIA AS CLEAR AS DAY.

WHY THE FUCK IS HE STILL IN CONTROL?

I went to the first day of the 5th #Ashes test in Sydney today. Rain stopped play but I still had great fun #Cricket

I can cross seeing the Sydney opera house off my #bucketlist 😎 #holiday

Can’t scan what ain’t there 🤷‍♂️

Untrue - the Valhallan 597th have Ciaphas Cain (HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!) at their head, so they can never truly be beaten.

That’s me every year 😎

They’re totally not gay you guys

Chuck Dixon wrote this scene in Birds of Prey and specifically asked the artist not to make it look “too gay”.

The artist then proceeded to pull a Rage Against The Machine by saying “Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me” and drawing something that looks like the cover of a lesbian romance novel 😎

Oh FFS. As if that quest didn’t have enough of a problem with Pyro and the Forged spawning so close that Maxson runs off to attack them 🫤

#PredatorBadlands is the best Predator movie since Killer of Killers, which was the best Predator movie since Prey.

Dan Trachtenberg is the best thing to happen to the Predator franchise in years. Bring on a new Alien vs Predator project, I say.

Saw some guy on TikTok talking about the train attack going “woke lefties keep going ‘they were British they were British’, well they don’t look like me and you!” and I just thought, “no one looks like you, you balloon-headed cunt.”

One of the things I like to use #ChatGPT for is feeding my fic chapters into them to see what it says. Watching it assign infinitely deeper meanings to stuff I wrote solely for fun is very interesting. I only want to write a silly Fallout 4 story, not write the next New York Times bestseller 😂

Well, you’ve got to have something to remind Dozy Donnie where he works, right?

Did my annual rewatch of the 1978 #Halloween movie today. It’s amazing how bloodless it is by today’s standards, but it still holds up perfectly.

I’m officially middle-aged - reading glasses are now mandatory.

Welcome to Bluesky: Weird Al is on here but you sometimes don’t immediately get told that. That’s most of the important information.

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Awesome.

How is the „special operation“ in Greenland going, dear DonOLD?

Not very covert if it’s being reported publicly 🤦‍♂️

Yay! Always great to get more from these two (I really need to get back to my Horizon stuff).

Smells Like Teen Spirit ( Synth Pop 80s) YouTube video by Fake music

I found an 80s-style synth cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit on YouTube. It’s been hiding so much from me over the years - between this and the Predator musical number, I feel it’s been against me from day one: youtu.be/v8SLCwLzy2I?...

#music #synth #80sMusic

There’s absolutely no way #WWE doesn’t know exactly what it’s doing with Rhea Ripley & Io Sky, right? They even came up with a ship name and everything 😂