Thinking about how a lot of the world’s problems would be solved by someone going on a self-imposed LADY SNOWBLOOD-style revenge spree

If I ruled the world, I’d love all the girls.

Revisiting an old favorite at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social before Christopher Nolan does something timey-wimey weird with the source material

TV making me glad I couldn’t find the cassette tape at Graveface last weekend

Watched a whole show in-theater and I still don’t know what happened

Fun fact: Your weapons cannot harm me. My wings are like a shield of steel.

Lately it feels like I have had no control over what goes on in my apartment. I guess it’s no wonder why I’ve had the Swedish chef stuck in my head.

The sky is blue and all the leaves are green!
The sun’s as warm as a baked potato!
I think I know precisely what I mean
When I say it’s a shpadoinkle day!

If a home video label can give this kind of treatment to a Netflix show like Stranger Things, surely they could do the same for my girl Hilda!

Want to know something I find kinda offensive? Taking a British biopic (that I have not seen) about someone with Tourette’s syndrome and giving it the title I SWEAR.

Anything from @hamishsteele.bsky.social!

Got my final Oscar picks on lock for tonight! In hindsight, I wasn’t able to see all the documentary feature nominees and there were a couple films in particular that I could not bring myself to watch all the way through. But as always, whatever happens...

Got it! Thanks for the hookup!

Like early 90’s Nickelodeon, I made my salutes this weekend. My respective picks are THE GIRL WHO CRIED PEARS, ARMED ONLY WITH A CAMERA, and JANE AUSTEN’S PERIOD DRAMA.

Last night’s member screening at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social. Fun to watch until it wasn’t (a compliment), this is present-day FURY ROAD for ravers. While my pick for the foreign film Oscar this year is a toss between this, ACCIDENT, and HIND RAJAB, I think it’s a lock for sound.

When watching movies that have been altered for television is part of my job, I somehow don’t mind watching an older example of the practice under the circumstances. Helps that I already have the Blu-ray!

In case anyone asks what my stance is on the matter, I couldn’t even sit through the first SCREAM all the way through.

For a while, I have been catching up on any Oscar nominees that I have missed at a steady pace. While most of what I have seen so far have been scattershot at best, there was one film I saw recently that proved dark enough for me to never forget it.

I’M GONNA KEEP DANCING AT THE

At the Joji listening party on a whim

Two trips; two sides of the coin

I just got $200 in online store credit for seeing a certain bunch of movies over the past several months. Capitalism is weird like that, but you gotta take your side hustles wherever you can find them.

MIGH-TOR!

Swiper, no swiping!
Swiper, no swiping!
Swiper, no swiping!

I’ve already made plans to live-stream the Oscar nominee announcement on my morning train ride to work tomorrow. Whatever happens, at least I’ll have a watchlist to obsess over again.

That reminds me: I have a spare copy of the UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD soundtrack that would be perfect for the occasion!

Probably as a horrible green-screen effect

Come to think of it, I’ve watched only three or four Lupin specials on YouTube in the past. And I only own less that amount on Blu-ray. Of course, I’d be down for these sets!

Most of the mystery previews I have gone to in the past have been some variation of forgettable at best. However, I guess you can’t forget a movie where a rabies-infested chimpanzee gives everyone a hard time. #AMCScreenUnseen

Revisiting GREENLAND before I catch the sequel this Friday. I I kinda forgot how bleak it is, but my sentimental feelings for it remain the same.