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Posts by Caspian the Goblin Man

My #Lyft driver #RickRolled me as I sat in the car today. -1000000000/5 stars. I want compensation immediately. I should be the one tipped for this behavior.

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#nocontext #yougetnothing

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He's just a little guy. Just a man. A creature. He's just.. shaped like that. I love my strange son. #cat #cats

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If I could Baba Yaga chicken hut this house outta this country I absolutely would. I'm here to be a ghetto Howl's moving castle. Like please. Cue the Merry Go Round of Life music. I don't think the landlord's gonna miss this place. Pretty sure the other tenants would be chill with it.

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MAGA calls me a threat to society, but I'm over here sometimes getting scared because I saw my own foot out of the corner of my eye. I do this FREQUENTLY. #political #nationalthreat

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Okay but POTS people. What about me installing a salt lick and a hampster water bottle on my bedside wall. What do we think? Yes? No? Thoughts?
#chronicillness #pots #chronicillnessjokes

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Apparently I'm not allowed to call gelatin fruit cups out for being yucky on tiktok.

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Do not obey in advance.

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Well.. it's back to reading shampoo bottles in the bathroom I guess.

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I LOVE THIS

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😂 If I get put on it I'm GONNA CALL IT THAT CONSTANTLY

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BOY GOO BOY GOO BOY GOO

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EDS have me going from the youth of pop lock and drop to my joints constantly doing that for me daily instead. #eds #ehlersdanlos

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I don't necessarily crave the TASTE of Taco Bell right now, but what my body craves is the feeling of it in my tummy. Specially I just want the feeling of Taco Bell burritos in my belly.

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I exist here now too? Hhhhhh.

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