Pete hegseth is small dick energy if it came to life and got a cabinet position #deptofwar #Petehegseth #trump

#Nottheonion why has the onion not made this yet?! @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social #maga @theonion.com

How have you not made something like this yet ?

F*ck the winter Olympics. Watching a bunch of 1%s who grew up going on ski vacations before they could walk is not inspiring or worth your eyeballs #winterolympics #milan #olympics #2026winterolympics

Nayler looks like the Bad guy from the other team in a baseball movie #alcs #mariners #bluejays

Colin Meloy, with a voice tone like Ira Glass, a look like Ron Swanson and a late night suit like Stephen Colbert with the Decemberists at SF Symphony #thedecemberists #decemberists #sfsymphony

Do they have minis? I can see This being this year's hot White Elephant Gift

Declaring war on Antifa and Tylenol on the same day ? What's next for you the president of peace? Pepe the Frog and Mylanta ?

If HBOs the Pitt is real ER doctors and nurses should make 10x what plastic surgeons and their nurses make #thepitt

I think no one has to guess that right-wing media and politicians are not going to just be all "thoughts and prayers"on this, or "Let's not make this political" the way they do. When 20 children are murdered at school, they're going to claim to be under attack... And then go on the attack

Horrible what's happened but let's also remember him with his own words...

"Empathy is a harmful new-age term" - Charlie Kirk

"Don't let mass shooting victims control the narrative with empathy" -Charlie Kirk

"Gun violence deaths are the cost of keeping our 2nd amendment rights" - Charlie Kirk

How he doesn't choke on the irony right as the words leave his mouth is pretty remarkable

I know all the celebrities in the court side seats is a gimmick but I will say it makes getting my wife to watch the playoffs with me much easier. #nbaplayoffs

We only pay attention to essential when it comes to staffing... not blaming them but how do we track other industries?

Chad Smith playing with Elton John at SNL??? #snl #livefromnewyork

Oh boy More young people to get assaulted

Opinion | Trump’s Tariffs Would Unleash Chaos at the Border Trump’s threat to impose tariffs on Mexico undermines his stated intention to eliminate the “chaos” at America’s southern border.

History teaches us that when you squeeze the economy, the black market fills the gap. Recuerdas.... la Prohibición? It turned tequila into a national treasure and cartels into household names. Now, who's gonna be the next El Capón?🍸💼 #tariffs #liberationday www.nytimes.com/2025/04/02/o...

The stock market is down again, but according to conservatives that doesn't matter anymore

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What in the actual F*ck did I just watch?! The pee tape Putin has must only be the tip of the iceberg of what he has on Trump... A sitting US president just went full Hitler on live TV with a Democracy fighting for it's life on live.

Great the only Democratic fighting back against trump is in his mid 80s. A lot of hope there ....

Bezos only bought the Bond series so he can have a Recurring role as the villain in the series. #Lifeinitiatingfiction #bond #jamesbond #amazonbond

We need more of this from high profile figures.

The age difference between Sabrina Carpenter and Paul Simon is 57 years, what a perfect way to start the show. #snl50 #snl

Some of us in downtown SF with our heads way too up our own a$$ to know what's going on would appreciate an Alert system Text the next time the city dumps the NBA all-star game and the Chinese New Year parade on the same day. #sanfrancisco #nbaallstargame #cny #sfchinatown #sf

I think the Roots just proved to the whole world they are the best band on the planet #snl50concert #snl

Respect. I only caught the Devo set, Incredible. This concert is unbelievable

Post Nirvana killed. Unbelievable so good #snl #nirvana