Fuck yeah this is going to be so damn cool!

All safety advice should be like this!

Now that they’re safe on the ground we.. ocean, I can make a joke

OMG ARTEMIS IS IN TROUBLE WE’RE GETTING REPORTS OF A GIANT CAT BATTING THEM OUT OF THE SKY OH THE HUMANITY

That giant orange floof regrets NOTHING! 😂

And when there's a bike lane RIGHT THERE? I have entered cranky old lady era where I just yell THERE'S A BIKE LANE every time this happens lol

Between them and ebikes on the footpath, it's a miracle there's any pedestrians still standing.

Someone in the nerd chat at work posted a link to the Artemis 2 launch, so very little work is occurring today. Space is so fucking cool.

I went back to capture what the astronauts said in full when the clock was stopped at T-10 minutes and they were asked if they were go for launch:

This is Victor. We are going for our families.
This is Christina. We are going for our teammates.
This is Jeremy. We are going for all humanity.

Why massive Matildas hype hasn't translated to A-League Women fandom Despite the recent hype of the Matildas, support for the A-League Women remains relatively low.

This article is a how-to guide for the A Leagues and should be glued to the front door of every club/forehead of every CEO until the ideas sink in.

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

Human rights experts raise concerns over Olympics transgender women athlete ban Over 100 human rights, sports and scientific groups have criticised the new gender eligibility guidelines as ‘a blunt and discriminatory response’

over 100 human rights, sports, and medical groups have condemned the IOC’s new eligibility guidelines which violate international and Australian laws, target and police the bodies of women and girls, and distract from the real issues facing women’s sport.

www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/m...

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Measles - Measles public exposure locations in NSW Current measles exposure locations and guidance on how to stay safe and protect others.

NSW Health has started listing measles exposure sites and there’s already so many. No matter how much you hate anti-vaxers it’s not enough. www.health.nsw.gov.au/Infectious/m...

FUCKEN COME ON!!!!!!! ASIAN CUP FINAL BABY!!!!!!!! WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! #AFCWAC

a cat is standing on its hind legs to blow out a birthday candle . ALT: a cat is standing on its hind legs to blow out a birthday candle .

@mythor.bsky.social happy cake day Matt!! 🎉🥳🥰🎂🎁💐 Hope you had a wonderful day and the year ahead brings all good things 💖

roadhouseendgame i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as 'the evil ones' and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it's a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it's not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don't think about it' and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes

whoops

Completely devastated for her. She's been waiting so long to get her cap and this looked like it was finally going to be her time. Unnamed long term knee injury sounds like Team ACL recruited another one 😞

@the-matildas.bsky.social hiiiiii admin! please don't forget about bluesky - us insta haters need tillies content too 💚💛

I like to think they were ready to go yesterday but waited until his birthday to slap the cuffs on. Little schadenfreude sprinkles on top!

Ch9 playing Olympic ice hockey highlights with the "All The Things She Said" remix as the backing track! Slo-mo shots of men pouring water over their heads, then ice fighting. Perfect, no notes. #HeatedRivalry

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

A map of south Melbourne. There's a flight tracker overlay of three helicopters, two of which have police callsigns. Their trails from 5+ hours of flying look like a plate of spilled spaghetti or a loose ball of yarn. This is all because our government allowed a genocidal president to visit, and some of the democratic populace thinks this is a bad idea. I think it's pretty reasonable to not want a genocidal president over for tea! Seems like a bad time! People are using their democratic right to protest and the cops are using their power to royally shit me off by flying laps around my suburb all week. There's a better way than this, if we cared enough to get there.

Sure, let's talk more about increasing police funding for the essential work of *checks notes* doing donuts over South Melbourne for 5 HOURS AND COUNTING.

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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

RIP Catherine O’Hara

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Sydney FC can't buy a goal atm but they can absolutely give me 'shots on target' palpitations #ALW #PERvSYD

Just form a conga-line circle and stab each other in the back that way! So much more efficient!

Screenshot from the Wikipedia entry for Australia Day: "The formal establishment of the Colony of New South Wales did not however occur on 26 January as is commonly assumed. It did not occur until 7 February 1788, when the formal proclamation of the colony and of Arthur Phillip's governorship were read out. The vesting of all land in the reigning monarch King George III also dates from 7 February 1788."

Screenshot from the Wikipedia entry for Australia Day: "The first Australia Day was established in response to Australia's involvement in World War I. In 1915, Ellen "Ellie" Wharton Kirke MBE, née Clements, mother of four servicemen, thought up the idea of a national day, with the specific aim of raising funds for wounded soldiers, and the term was coined to stir up patriotic feelings. In 1915 a committee to celebrate Australia Day was formed, and the date chosen was 30 July, on which many fund-raising efforts were run to support the war effort. It was also held in July in subsequent years of World War I: on 28 July 1916, 27 July 1917, and 26 July 1918."

Screenshot from the Wikipedia entry for Australia Day: "Historian Ken Inglis wrote in 1967 that Australia Day was not celebrated publicly in Canberra at that time."

Screenshot from the Wikipedia entry for Australia Day: "After 1988, participation in Australia Day increased, and in 1994 all states and territories began to celebrate a unified public holiday on 26 January – regardless of the day of the week – for the first time. Previously, some states had celebrated the public holiday on a Monday or Friday to provide a long weekend."

Sovereignty was never ceded. We've changed the date several times throughout history - we can do it again, with intent, empathy and acknowledgement of our past.
#ChangeTheDate #SurvivalDay
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austral...

Not that Fifa will do it, but Federal agents repeatedly killing innocent people in the streets in broad daylight with multiple witnesses and without accountability seems like a justifiable a reason to have World Cup hosting duties taken away.

You should legally be allowed to throw anyone who uses their phone speaker on public transport INTO THE GODDAMN SUN.