A light peach dragon dressed as Goldie Hawn in Overboard, with a red swimsuit and flowery sarong, fidgeting with her fingernails

No, I’m still tacky. #overboard #goldiehawn #dragonladies

Pink Flamingos, when I was 7. It explains a lot.

yet nobody talking about betamaxxing

Jasmine Masters on the phone in her living room, calling KFC or Pizza Hut

The turn down the TV when you call me challenge, old people I’m looking at you … do that challenge

The alert face of a grey and white cat

A fat grey and white cat staring up for no reason

The side eye of a grey and white cat with a calico cat on his left looking at him like “wtf”

Super cat face closeup

I’m alive! Have some cats. #cats #catsofbluesky

A handheld house painting cup that reads “tits in your hand” and “tits on a bucket lip”; a paint bucket in the corner has breasts drawn on it with black and white paint pen.

Inspired by what I read when I first saw it because I need new glasses

What’s happening with me?

I have muscle rigidity and tremors so bad that I can’t sleep well at all, go out, drive, sit still, or lie down. It’s kind of hellish and there is barely anything I can do about it.

Please don’t bust my balls for a lack of art. It sucks that I can’t use my hands properly.

Just a dude in a black shirt, pink hat, and glasses chilling in a lawn chair.

Still alive vol. whatever

Their entire friendship was a lie

Photograph of a black and white dog with brown eyes and long fur (a border collie mix) standing in a living room on a rug, looking out the window. He is smiling with his mouth open.

The best of the boys #dogs #dogsofbluesky

Homosexual fast dancing is a time-honoured Eurovision tradition.

Cassette tape Head Cleaner Play Both Sides

I think we should tell Gen Z that Head Cleaner's "Play Both Sides" was the 🔥 album of 1986

A guy with curly auburn hair that is long on top and cascading down the front, but short on the sides; he has several tattoos, round glasses, a mustache and a goatee, and is wearing a black tank top. He has a half smile.

I exist

Seymour, a border collie/german shepherd mix, sitting in front of my legs. He has black fur with a white chest and chin, and he is sticking out his tongue partially. He has innocent looking brown eyes, looking playful.

blep

#dogsofbluesky

Photo from my driveway of powerfully green hedges, grass, and trees. The concrete of the driveway is stained yellow in places from pollen.

An incredibly verdant spring morning in western MA.

My knee sounds like packing chips being crunched when I bend it. Time for that bionic knee they keep waving in my face, eh.

I’m already the six million dollar man, better make it the six million one hundred thousand dollar man.

If you dont name your sump pump company “A Little Sumpin Sumpin” then what are you even doing owning a sump pump company

Possibly the greatest story ever told on Bsky.

How did I miss the greatest story ever told? This is golden, and you absolutely should be proud to tell it.

not a hollaback girl, but not yet a hollaback woman

Shit I’m 42, lemme dunk on em

On the right, Gavin McCloud as Captain Stubing from The Love Boat, standing in his dress whites, beaming and saluting. On the left, Andy Warhol with glasses and his silver wig, dressed in a black leather jacket and black jeans and shoes, pointing a black polaroid camera at the captain. They are on a set dressed like the deck of a ship, with deck chairs and a railing behind with a life preserver on it.

Inside you are two wolves...

They can never make me not love you, Suede

I’m gonna draw more people. I’m gonna bite the bullet and do it. I’m competent at it but I default to animals so much.

Who should I start with?

The real NSFW artists out there need the money plz 😭

Glad to see you on Bsky btw!

Miigwich!!! Finally an Indigenous person in as Minister of Indigenous Services.

No Indigenous person without their consent should have to swear an allegiance to King Charles. It is very disrespectful and pushes colonialism in 2025.

Do better! 🪶🙌🏽😡🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

My god that looks so real

A stylized digital drawing of several iridisicent birds. The birds depicted are: rufous hummingbird, eurasian jay, mandarin duck, nicobar pigeon, palawan peacock pheasant, tree swallow and purple gallinule.

shiny birbs

Wish I could help more but I got you with what I could