Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
— Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.
The entity looks angry. Let’s take it to our leader immediately.
The Virgin Mandy!
This is the future that liberals want.
Trump thinks he’s more Catholic than the Pope.
Also, for the umpteenth time, Trump was not elected in a landslide; his share of the popular vote didn’t even break 50%.
The victory of the opposition in Hungary yesterday, like the Polish election in 2023, is a victory for democracy, not just in Europe but around the world.
"Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead."
-- Kurt Vonnegut, who died #OTD 2007
The shared excitement over NASA’s recent mission compared to the general indifference to SpaceX missions speaks to the power of something seen as the product of communal human effort rather than just the ego and avarice of one obnoxious dork.
All four astronauts standing in the aisle with their roller bags waiting for the door to open.
In literature, the South can represent the inaccessible past or serve as a purpose-built metaphor—yet neither portrayal fully explains why the South is so fascinating, and why southerners carry it everywhere they go, @emmasarappo.bsky.social writes.
I’m not really comfortable agreeing with MTG.
This is the correct response.
Awesome view from Artemis II this morning.
Pearl-clutching hauteur is kinda my vibe, TBH.
Yvette Lindgren & I have a new essay recently accepted by Southern California Law Review! "The Post-Dobbs Abortion Irony" explores how abortion bans only seem to be chilling medically necessary abortions while everyday abortions are increasing everywhere. 1/4 papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
Trump's biggest success was being able to trick Americans into thinking the oft-bankrupted, incompetent businessman was a success. That fiction was central to the wildly dishonest "The Apprentice." The real Trump boardroom was so shoddy they had to build the show's "boardroom" on a Long Island set.
This has been the GOP's "starve-the-beast" scheme for nearly 50 years. Meanwhile, millions suffer and struggle to get ahead as the rich get richer. See the problem here?
At my doctor’s office for a follow-up visit, I misread his body language and went in prematurely for a hug when really he was just extending his hand for a handshake. It was awkward and uncomfortable for us both. Now I have to find a new doctor. #introvertproblems
Sometimes I think there’s hope for humanity.
I’m at Goodwill and there is a 70 year old man sitting outside the dressing rooms playing a penis enlargement instructional video on his phone at full volume
dried mango is the closest you can legally come to chewing on a man’s ear
Probably the most challenging thing about my life right now is being possessed by the Devil
They knew who Trump was before they voted.
They know who he is now.
Nothing changed.
They chose it.
I remember thinking, Richard Nixon is the worst President I’m ever going to see. Then Reagan came along. And then George W.
But, wow, honestly I had no idea.
Of all the things that definitely did not happen today ….
Remember this when certain state funerals are planned in the future and people get their knickers tied in a bunch because people aren’t sufficiently grieving, and call for them to lose jobs and such.
Yeah, he’s awful, but why does the OP claim his approval has dropped by 108 points? Pretty sure 100 is the maximum it could change.
I can survive on popcorn alone during the pest removal.
