having to write a paper for school on 4/20 is evil >:( i don’t want to do research, i wanna feel a little silly and read fanfiction
Posts by Squeegee 🍉
#steddie hate fucking in the back of Eddie's van.
Started with Eddie stealing Steve's Letterman from his locker and wearing it around.
Steve finally catches up to Eddie after school, fuming and ready to pick a fight.
Eddie is infuriatingly calm, leaning against the back of the building where he
been thinking about tommy recently everybody get ready for a stommie thread (and perhaps a fic if i get the energy)
bobbing for apples is like indirectly kissing which is why tommy always chooses to go after steve
based in “Last Christmas” by Wham - i completely planned out this fic in december while this song played during a BRUTAL night shift
my fic for the @steddieexchange.bsky.social is finally finished!!! friends to lovers to enemies to lovers again, because i firmly believe that steddie would break up at least once in every universe
archiveofourown.org/works/802359...
Fic by @sgt-squeegee.bsky.social for @/xxfiction-is-my-realityxx (tumblr)
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#STMMM26 - Day 1 - Knotting
The first sign Steve is pupped is that he’s horny. Hornier than normal, which doesn’t register for Eddie at first. Even right after a heat wraps up Steve will be begging for a knot, pupped or not. He’s physical and desperate tor affection.
Eddie’s used to it.
Jayce in a harness, corset and mesh stockings ejaculating like a good boy.
Jayce occasionally dresses up for Vik.
#Jayvik
🏃♀️💨 #radioapple #hazbinhotel
The most powerful thing you can do for yourself is to work hard to kill any shame you feel about sex and your sexuality.
how messy can be for twins to share exes… like, Michael and Steve dated for a brief time when Steve went off to college, it was fast and dirty and it was more sex than an actual relationship and that’s exactly why they break up, even when Steve isn’t sure if what they had counts as a relationship
#bottomjayceweek DAY 4 featuring the spank bank
Nancy going through Robin’s closet to borrow some pyjamas and pulls out a little cropped tank and matching shorts with lacy edges and little bows. She strokes the soft baby pink fabric.
“I- did not expect you to have something like this.”
“Huh?” Robin barely glances over. “Oh, no that’s Steve’s.”
the fact that kurt went straight to murdering people instead of becoming a gay camboy like ur fame and fortune was RIGHT THERE DUMBASS
Jayce sitting backwards on hexcorized Viktor’s lap, bouncing on his dick. Jayce is saying “Fuck I’m- ah! Cummin-ngh!!” And squirting.
Omegaverse #CorrodedKing #Steddie au
So Steve was close friends with the whole group throughout elementary and middle school. You literally never saw Steve without at least one of them. They did everything together and knew everything about each other.
#ST5 Okay, I wasn't going to say anything but some takes I'm seeing are really pissing me off: Steve's speech? Was. Right. He didn't say anything that wasn't true and that we as a fandom have talked about it at length in fics. Eddie's death WAS stupid, it WAS unnecessary and it WAS a bad call
Watching the new eps and regret to inform everyone Steve and Eddie have yet to find each other and kiss and bang nasty. Bullshit show.
And chapter 12 is up! Merry Christmas!
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Wants and Needs - 2
steddie, omegaverse, falling in love, grief
After Christmas, Steve and Nancy officially break up. He still likes her, he really, truly likes her. He just can’t pretend being close to her doesn’t hurt.
Need Eddie to finger bang steve until he’s dumb and drooling on the mattress, face down, ass up, cock drooling into a puddle below him as he whimpers and moans as Eddie rubs his prostate over and over again. Never touching his dick but also not letting him tip over the edge.
eddie in 1 or 4 on page 2 would be amazinggggg (also sending you all the love this holiday season, i hope things get better 🫶🫶)
Incubus Eddie fucking Priest Steve over the altar, in the confession booth, under the cross, really just all over the place.
#steddie
Eddie making fun of Steve's big dick not getting to fuck anything because he's Eddie's little hole 🥰🥰 condescendingly giving him a little fleshlight to hump while Eddie watches him and coos at him enjoying his toy that much. Making him clean it up with his tongue while Eddie fucks him.
but that only means that i get to keep working on it! and next time i present it (cuz its specifically for one friend who has seen the movies but knows none of fhe game lore) i’ll be able to lay out everything 😌
18 pages in a google doc for 3 games :| and now i actually have to transfer it to a slideshow 💀