With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

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“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

The largest technology companies are contributing to a surge in data centre investment, as their capital expenditure exceeded USD 400 billion in 2025 – and is expected to jump by another 75% in 2026. Capital expenditure of just five technology companies is now larger than global investment in oil and natural gas production. Many jurisdictions are seeing project pipelines accelerate dramatically, although not all projects will come to fruition. Those that are moving forward are doing so at pace: the IEA’s unique satellite-based tracking shows that “artificial intelligence (AI) factories” – cutting-edge data centres specifically designed for AI – have more than tripled in capacity in the past 18 months. Meanwhile, the capabilities of AI are improving quickly, increasing the likelihood that it will reshape economic growth, innovation and competitiveness and disrupt established industries and jobs.

- Total data centre investment is now greater than total global oil and gas investment

- Nvidia's "AI factories" marketing phrase has infected.......everything

If only there was a veteran point guard available that had a history of winning a championship with this team… #wnba #cloud9

It will never stop pissing me off how much trump is going to walk away from this presidency as a “real” billionaire in a way he never was before, and it is going to be solely because of the public office

here's the thing about calling AI errors "hallucinations"--real humans who experience hallucinations (or make errors) get fired. take all this energy on comparing [being wrong] to human mental illness when it comes to AI to actual humans with mental illness and I'll forgive the false equivalence

An anthropomorphic piece of sliced bread and a bunch of red roses smiling, walking hand-in-hand. The slice of bread carries a red banner that says "We Want It All" Beneath the image it says Haymarket Books Est. 2001, Chicago IL

We want it all

New design collab with @harebrained.bsky.social

Platner's working-class aesthetic makes people assume that he joined the military and Blackwater out of economic necessity, rather than his admitted desire to go kill brown people.

Ugh. I hate it.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

Last month in The Onion:

Hegseth Borrows Violent Prayer from ‘Pulp Fiction’ to Bless Iran War at April Pentagon Worship Service For the second month in a row, Pete Hegseth, who likes to call himself “secretary of war,” read a violent prayer — that echoes a scene in the Quentin Tarantino film Pulp Fiction — during a worship ser...

what’s funny about this is that tarantino wrote this “ezekiel 25:17“ for the film. it isn‘t actually in the bible. publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/hegseth-bo...

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls.

CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded
CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

I kind of want to believe CC asked them to draft her because she never wanted to be on the wrong side of her defense again. 😆

At some point soon I'm going to catch up to the current season and I'm not going to know what to do with myself.

Only in the #WNBA could you have two women that are publicly a couple be drafted #1 by the same team in successive years.

Any commissioner of any league who had been publically characterized as the "worst leadership in the world" by one of the league's top stars would get this question, and deservedly so.

I’ve been dissociating from the horrors via hyper-fixation on women’s sports and Taskmaster and I think it’s working fine for me and I will take no follow up questions on the matter.

Not beating that “worst leadership in the world” label that Phee threw down months ago #wnba

How is this woman not fired yet?

When I tell you I cannot wait for the Flau’jae tunnel fits.

When people are like, "Where is the money for X going to come from?" I'm like, the police budget. The money you are looking for is in the police budget. It's in police contracts (many of which mandate an annual increase--PVD's does) & police pensions, but it's also in things like the supply budget

a screenshot of the "New Bestsellers" list from Substack, with Andrew Tate in the #1 position

Hey, look at Substack promoting Andrew Tate as the #1 new bestseller. The company's amoral leadership & backers will platform anyone, even ludicrously toxic rapists & human traffickers.

Oh hey speaking of guys who are problematic pieces of shit who shouldn’t be near an office of power

She’s a star. No doubt.

It’s wild to me that the Chicago Sky roster now includes the 3, 4 and 5 draft picks from 2024. #wnba

Fingers crossed that now that shes had some time off to heal she can make a roster. #wnba

Basically every “negotiator” in the Trump administration is Ellis.