Why was I invited to Beast Studios? YouTube video by Folding Ideas

Why was I invited to Beast Studios?
youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4

1-3 = -2
6-4 = +2

The 2s cancel out

ATH is a "-" team
SEA is a "+" team

(according to Dr. Arbitrary Endpoints)

also:

JFK didn’t die from Oswald’s shot, he died from a second shot fired in a panic by a Secret Service member after the initial shot

Taps the sign

Score bug: (Brandon) Pfaadt vs (Myles) Straw

A very wide straw in a milkshake. Get it? Fat straw? Huh huh huh

imo it doesn't count unless the robot DOESN'T look like a chud while doing it

Ok, well I don't know if this is going to help you out at all, but he was *also* a frequent guest on The Colgate Comedy Hour.

I am using it for "taking up space in my drawer of cords" and it's very good at that!

Buck Martinez quote about the Toronto Blue Jays needing a "laugher"

Dusts off the sign...

and then?

B. A. Johnston chud life

I hear ya

I'M STILL KEEPING MINE

No one puts on a show like B.A. Johnston.

This was at The Baby G in Toronto last night.

Don't ask why

Double colon headline!

Everything is now gambling related.

I blame the gambling monster that has enslaved out sport! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch our sport from his neon claws!

The 6-9 Toronto Blue Jays lead 9-6

SOME B'Y

I swear Varsho hit that homerun the MOMENT I bit into my first ever uncrustable.

I second this... (The Rock) "IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU SECOND THIS"

rancid let 's go album cover showing a map ALT: rancid let 's go album cover showing a map

I *wish* they were RANCID! ✊🏻

To my non tech normies, PSA: when you share a link, everything after the ? is tracking. Those “query parameters” tell companies exactly how you arrived, what app you clicked, which ad or email sent you, sometimes a unique identifier tied to you. You can delete everything after the question mark.

Confirmed: the #bluejays do NOT do the closer intro for Jeff Hoffman when he comes in with a six run deficit.

This is not a joke.
This is not a test.

The jersey-lettering station at the Skydome today is OUT OF THE LETTER 'E'

#bluejays... I mean #blu_jays

WOULD YOU SAY IT'S TIME FOR OUR VIEWERS TO CRACK EACH OTHER'S HEADS OPEN... AND FEAST ON THE GOO INSIDE?

ohno

Lol

Toronto Blue Jays Eric Lauer
vs.
Minnesota Twins Joe Ryan

Brandon Valenzuela face-on to Vladdy as he gets coolered during his post-game interview

Valenzuela taking it like a man

I love George Springer of the Toronto Blue Jays.