You’ve got to download the latest iOS upgrade

The app kept crashing - I could only get 2 secs at a time. Could tell he was cheesed off

It’s football. It’s a proximity thing -a local rivalry. It’s also very funny.

You can now rent the melania movie.

And if that isn't art imitating life I don't know what is...🤷‍♂️

A black dog looking at me with love in her eyes.

I am an utterly mediocre human being who is lucky enough to live with an absolutely superlative dog who acts as if I hung the moon, which is probably why I post so many pictures of her here. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

We are. Stay at ours?

Must have been good shit

Pope says ‘world is being ravaged by a handful of tyrants’ amid feud with Trump’s White House Pontiff denounces leaders who invoke religion to justify war, after US bishops offer him support after Vance remarks

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

Why is BlueSky so clonkingly shit?

My dog, Blanche. She had to wear a soft collar, as she was licking her itchy feet raw

GERMANY JUST INTRODUCED “DOG PARKING” OUTSIDE STORES

Supermarkets are now installing climate-controlled, ventilated pods where you can leave your dog safely while you shop.

Locked by app. Temperature regulated. Stress-free design.

Here’s a feed cleanser.
Dogs catching treats.

this new series is actually disappointing…

Our goalkeeping coach is an idiot.

Her dad

If you think the Pope is a radical leftist, wait till you meet his boss.

Setting the stage for the Roman revolution – Chelsea’s first Champions League adventure Chelsea's Champions League debut in 1999 paved the way for the club's future successes after Roman Abramovich took over...

RIP Colin Hutchinson, Chelsea's original sporting director (though that was never his job title).

He did remarkable work building Chelsea's first truly international team, and I'll always be grateful to him for talking to me for this piece

www.nytimes.com/athletic/121...

Thomas Frank?

Yet, they say we are going over the top when we talk about Nazi parallels & the apartheid in Israel

www.instagram.com/reel/DW_YtHi...

Union Berlin makes history with Marie-Louise Eta as first woman to lead a Bundesliga men’s team Union Berlin has appointed Marie-Louise Eta as the first female coach in charge of a men’s team in the Bundesliga as it bids to ensure its league survival.

Union Berlin has appointed Marie-Louise Eta as the first female coach in charge of a men’s team in the Bundesliga

(AP) #FCUnion #Eisern #Bundesliga #history

apnews.com/article/fema...

"Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead."

-- Kurt Vonnegut, who died #OTD 2007

I expect that he’s just more comfortable working in trainers. Odd you should judge someone like that

In Saudi, presumably?