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If you're not stoned when you start reading that, you will be when you're done.
people who say this act like if they weren't at the airport they'd be at home curing cancer. what exactly are your big plans for your extra 45 minutes at home you fuckin loser
It's harder to measure but I feel like RFK Jnr shutting down funding for MRNA research is actually up there with DOGE cuts and this latest Iranian war as a contender for Most Evil Things Trump II has done. Accounted properly, this regime is really wracking up 20th-century-dictator kill counts imo.
In the Ninth Circuit, here’s a generally gross story of an ICE agent convicted for trying to have sex with what he thought was a 13-year-old prostitute. (Spoiler: The “13-year-old prostitute” was also federal law enforcement.)
summary from @shortcircuitij.bsky.social, link below, and fuck ICE
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After Trump’s Attack on Pope Leo, a Bomb Threat Came for His Brother in Suburban Chicago
John Prevost is a retired Catholic school principal who plays Wordle with his brother the pope every morning. On Wednesday night, police evacuated his neighborhood.
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Of COURSE she drinks Josh wine
WTF
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We have limited time and attention and Ezra Klein essentially argues that we need to give people extra attention *because* they’re “controversial,” and it quite literally couldn’t be further from the truth.
WASHINGTON - In light of recent public comments regarding the Catholic Church's teaching on war and peace, Bishop James Massa, chairman of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops' Committee on Doctrine, issued the following statement: "For over a thousand years, the Catholic Church has taught just war theory and it is that long tradition the Holy Father carefully references in his comments on war. A constant tenet of that thousand-year tradition is a nation can only legitimately take up the sword 'in self-defense, once all peace efforts have failed' (Catechism of the Catholic Church, no. 2308). That is, to be a just war it must be a defense against another who actively wages war, which is what the Holy Father actually said: 'He does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war.' "When Pope Leo XIV speaks as supreme pastor of the universal Church, he is not merely offering opinions on theology, he is preaching the Gospel and exercising his ministry as the Vicar of Christ. The consistent teaching of the Church is insistent that all people of good will must pray and work toward lasting peace while avoiding the evils and injustices that accompany all wars."
#withalttext get his ass
I'll say it again: impeach the whole cabinet
When my kid calls me unc I inform him proudly that I was BORN unc and damn proud of it
Hell yeah
Civil servants exposing wrongdoing are seeing their appeals skipped by MSPB, the board responsible for shielding civil servants from political retaliation.
Learn about how MSPB declined to rule on nearly half of the cases involving administrative actions since last year. ⬇️
I love my Battery Daddy (actual product name)
leopards; face
My god. Essential, horrifying reporting here.
Attorneys, how can you still work at DOJ? How can you be a part of this organization?
JD Vance: I think it is very very important for the ghost of David Ruffin, to be careful when he talks about whether it is appropriate to switch to a falsetto vocal, 85 seconds into an R&B song about heartbreak. He needs to know more about singing.
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Painful AF fo read
Oh what the actual fuck
Pretty clear from this reporting that DOGE was intended to function like a decentralized network of terrorist cells within the federal government. That's worrisome.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Objectively true
everyone involved in the dismantling of USAID should be forced to spend their lives watching graphic videos of what they have subjected people to in their callousness, clockwork orange style
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Is Trump resurrecting Epstein?