the strait of hormuz is neither opened nor closed, but a secret third thing

Emily asks “what’s the best U2 song in your opinion, and why is it I Still Haven’t Found what I’m Looking For?” A user responds, “Sunday Bloody Sunday way haunting my little brother murdered our dad on super ho Sunday”

This was the most Bluesky response I ever received on Twitter

[my mom in a Mexican restaurant]

What are these?

- Nachos

Then whose are they?

LAPD officers arrest a protester dressed as the Statue of Liberty outside a federal building during a ‘Kings Day’ protest. (Connor Sheets/Los Angeles Times)

A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...

a tiny cat attempting to lift a weight

where the hell is his spotter?!?

1. Boil water
2. Add brown rice
3. Wait
4.
5.
6.
7.
8. Die
9. Sun explodes
10. Rice still not done

A pink penguin mascot who resembles an enema and has a blue shoulder bag poses in front of a temple.

Kan-chan, a pink penguin who is often mistaken an enema, is the mascot for Ichijiku enemas.

Good choice!

Life During Wartime
Talking Heads

A bowl of cereal displaying a 6 pack of un-broken mini wheats.

I gotta break apart my own mini wheats now?!? This is getting out of control.

Yeah because he never body slammed a twinky

It isn't butter.
Get over it.

Man, that’s a great idea

Image says Repost this if Trans people are welcome and safe with you. Has Trans flag and five little drawn people on it

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Fargo - The three cent YouTube video by Roman Snow (State of Bedlam)

Fargo is 30.
Beggars belief that people think of the Coens as misanthropic & cold when they end a film as touchingly as this.
(But yes, they do think the world is full of very dumb, venal & greedy people but *gestures everywhere* they have a point)
‘Two more months’
youtu.be/lj1CqBBMT54?...

When Frankie said, "Relax! Don't do it..." he was talking about folding laundry.

New Bluesky features patch notes:
- 2 factor authentication is now live
- ui tweaks for performance improvement
- fixed stuck profiles
- god our users are dorks
- just the biggest dorks
- just conspiracy-brained gooner dorks
- I hate them so much
- I wish they'd all die
- fuck users
- new app icon

Thanks I’m working on it

Thanks for the tip 👍

hmu if you need someone to run over the trash cans at the end of your driveway

a horse lying on a couch inside a home next to an end table. an elderly woman reading a magazine or newspaper is seated in a recliner next to the couch. there is a shelving unit in the background. note: this photo has existed since 2013 at the latest

life can be so beautiful

How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?

When my husband tells me he’s not stopping, we have coffee at home

Not in my county

Otherworldly landscape of White Pocket, Arizona #ColorADay #OrangeSun #Photography #Rocks #Arizona #Landscape 📷

Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?

Heck yeah!

I was cut from a different, less absorbent, cloth.

Arnold Schwarzenegger shirtless looking at an ipad

me looking through my replies