kokiri village shop scene from zelda 64

not quite but they probably know each other

sketchy drawing of elf people holding dangerous objects

oh right, like this. i sent that other reply from the dumb phone where i don't have most pictures available

another insufficiently labeled "pass notes" was also how i found out that kids were saying "six seven" and that adults were confused by it. the overall message can be summed up as "why do kids like their new dumb abstract memes instead of OUR good old wholesome millionaires smiling together memes?"

my fault for clicking on the thing. i thought the story might be "oscars selfie" being such an obnoxious complacent overexposed event that an unprecedented amount of people broke off from supporting such "culture" out of frustration or spite but it is merely wistfulness that anyone had the option to

it's like a more verbose Hi and Lois/Blondie comic strip, having the final word while walking away from the person it is talking to with its eyes half closed, self-assured of how witty it is on a topic it needs to seem like it understands to seem cool but that its age and schedule don't allow it to

it is like an Andy Rooney commentary if he wasn't aware that the source of his frustration was how old he was and that society can and often will move on without you.
"andy rooney" is also an outdated reference but i accept that it is. i am also not paid for this. money can make you do dumber things

from https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/apr/21/ellen-degeneres-oscars-selfie-moment-pop-culture-shattered several disjointed pieces of text that i selectively highlighted bits of to show how much they annoyed me

guardian should label "pass notes" articles more clearly. these are consistently the dumbest, most annoying items i get tricked into seeing. made for just the sort of hokesters who like garbage and lament that anyone with different taste exists and has the option to see less garbage.

just one for the moment!

originally these two were sketched together but they both look too corny on their own already
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green garbed elf person who mildly resembles an unnamed kokiri character from legend of zelda ocarina of time with huge eyelashes and a perhaps unusually prominent chest region holding a lit cartoon bomb in one hand and a curious point-ended apparatus called a hookshot in the other. nearby a cowering or simply not very tall point hatted elf seems to be worried and behind a counter or desk. the scenery is vague and erratically colored but vaguely implies a small shop interior

kokirious

i can only guess this is to proactively appease angry us christians who are down with genocide so long as it targets non-white non-christians

from https://www.theguardian.com/us A soldier holding or swinging a sledgehammer over an upside-down statue of Jesus Israel Israeli army to launch criminal investigation after soldier strikes Jesus statue in Lebanon

the idf seems to think this statue died for their sins

what is crybaby stuff?

what is the point of replying to someone to tell them that they are blocked? does that person not realize blocking someone prevents them from seeing your replies?

i feel like you are trying to argue with someone else or maybe looking for a therapist and I do not believe i can do the job that you require.

thank you! it definitely took its time getting finishedish

good! don't. there are plenty of people inside israel who also protest what the netanyahu regime is doing.

you aren't responding to anything i said so i don't know what you want me to do with such a message

usually i complain about stupid things i see while shopping, ugly cartoons, terrible ai-driven technology design and using christianity to justify repressive, regressive behavior in the united states

i don't need to say anything about iran's atrocities because they have always been reported on in us media and condemned by the us government.

guntz was the primary cultural fragment that made me realize i liked armadillows

from https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/apr/19/middle-east-crisis-live-iran-us-strait-of-hormuz-trump-lebanon-israel#top-of-blog 49m ago00.54 BST The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) has confirmed the authenticity of a photo circulated on Sunday showing a soldier in southern Lebanon smashing a statue of Jesus with a sledgehammer. The IDF said it will take action against those involved. Following an initial review of the photo, the military says that “it was determined that the photograph depicts an IDF soldier operating in southern Lebanon”. “The IDF views the incident with great severity and emphasizes that the soldier’s conduct is wholly inconsistent with the values expected of its troops,” the military said. “Appropriate measures will be taken against those involved in accordance with the findings.” The statement also added that the IDF is working to assist the community in restoring the statue.

yeah, the IDF indiscriminately murders civilians, it does not single out individual pieces of property that resemble civilians

i kept making changes after posting the previous version so i posted a new one instead of replying to the other, but please freely disregard it if you saw the other since the changes only matter to me and surely i will see more things to clean up or alter if i go looking

chaotic image showing various characters from the 1992 sega genesis megadrive video game shining force. foremost the hero unnamed in game grasps an electric guitar and threatens to harm the demon lord darksol with it. nearby darksol's subordinate kane/cain is about to be crushed by the armadillo-headed steam knight guntz who seems to have been dropped by a blue energy blast shot out by the laser eye near the upper left, flanked by several cronies. the cleric lowe is trying to bash the laser eye and not fazing it. the wing knight kokichi charges toward the laser eye and disrupts the corny dragon bleu who inadvertently falls into the bath of a belial gargoyle. the sky is pink. in the upper right elf mage tao rides on and yells at the centaur knight mae

shining farce
#bimshwel

i forgot to draw the yellow flower! i must have assumed it got pulled into the dirt when i drew the dropped hat but assumed it stayed with the hat when i drew the dirt. but i also didn't draw the belt on previous pages. perhaps reality shifts to suit the practicality of including minor details

stupid comic strip page in which a corny plant person makes a telephone call and gets grabbed by a vine and force summoned to have an audience with a talking tree

and number five
#badbixcomic #bealix #narthex #respelia

chaotic image showing various characters from the 1992 sega genesis megadrive video game shining force. foremost the hero unnamed in game grasps an electric guitar and threatens to harm the demon lord darksol with it. nearby darksol's subordinate kane/cain is about to be crushed by the armadillo-headed steam knight guntz who seems to have been dropped by a blue energy blast shot out by the laser eye near the upper left, flanked by several cronies. the cleric lowe is trying to bash the laser eye and not fazing it. the wing knight kokichi charges toward the laser eye and disrupts the corny dragon bleu who inadvertently falls into the bath of a belial gargoyle. the sky is pink. in the upper right elf mage tao rides on and yells at the centaur knight mae

shining farce
the lunacy of reprobate intervention
#bimshwel

so much Church i don't even have space to say The Church prevents basic facts from being taught in school and was utterly complicit in the colonialism that justified slavery in anglo states for centuries and continues treating the descendants of slaves or just anyone who resembles them with contempt

who wants to ban all pornography? The Church
who wants to ban all gay people? The Church
who wants to pretend trans people don't exist? The Church
who doesn't think women should be allowed to [anything]? The Church
who doesn't pay taxes while dictating public policy? corporations but also The Church

from https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/17/pope-jd-vance-row-iran-just-war: Others, such as the conservative Catholic New York Times columnist Ross Douthat, have found themselves straddling the fence, at once complaining that the church can seem hostile to conservatives, while conceding that the Trump administration’s justifications for the war against Iran are ever changing and sometimes evaporating.

hostile to convervatives??! conservatives INVENTED The Church to keep masses under control and content with living in subjugated poverty while their masters hoarded wealth and privilege and sent them to war. conservatives have just become meaner and greedier.