comic strip page in which a green plantoid creature called bealix smokes its own leaves and annoys a blue anthropomorphic lizard called narthex by talking too much and possibly addressing narthex with the nickname "narfy"
a fourth page
#badbixcomic #bealix #narthex #respelia
#respelia #bealix and all that. curiously this is older than the one i posted yesterday even though i couldn't find it on my account. I think bluesky could improve its old-post-finding capabilities, but it could also employ fewer book-skimming, phone-bathing imbeciles and that should take priority
comic strip page in which an annoying plantoid anthropomorph known as bealix is reprimanded for being irresponsible on the previous page and then tries to get the attention of a lizard creature called narthex who is using a typewriter
a third page
#badbixcomic #bealix #respelia
several partially clothed anthropomorphs wearing shirts labeled with large two digit numbers inside a house laugh at another one outside. in the background a television screen proudly announces "ADS" presumably during a sporting related program such as a gridiron football game
corny anthropomorphic plant being with stereotypically female attributes wearing a boarding school uniform made for a smaller person, holding a brown pointy hat with one hand a star-shape-ended magic wand in the other hand, gesturing as if magically pulling a large flower out of the hat, beside text stating "Trans rights make more sense than Magic!" the background attempted to imply an interstate highway without any proper reference usage and then a vaguely church like structure with a sinister ecclesiastic offical were hastily sketched in
three arguably humanoid creatures in leg-exhibiting uniforms ponder a vaguely carrot shaped object with inexplicable abstract details in front of a yet more abstract background
the nerd plantoid seems to have come into possession of an electronic carrot
#respelia #gibbet #bealix
digital painting of an annoying anthropomorphic plant person wearing a blue backwards baseball hat vaguely-athletic themed jersey shirt bearing the mark of "12," oversized headphones, garishly colored sneaker shoes and several belts of questionable function sits strangely on a wooden staircase, smiling dorkily at the viewer. in a nearby window a pumpkin lurks.
friendly neighborhood spiderplant
I do not trust anybody who smiles at me like that!
#bealix #respelia
elf plant person wearing a sweater and sneaker shoes holds up a curious mechanical device
early on i thought about making this into a plantoid to preserve the elf-like characteristics of the original character but i thought that might seem creepy possibly
#respelia #bealix
plant person adorned with numerous gaudy christmas-themed clothing bits but not trousers objecting to a sweater with a large hole cut in its upper middle vicinity
I am not sure the statement in green is accurate but evidently there is more than one thing planto will not wear.
#bealix #respelia
substantially questionable plant person wearing christmas elf/jester style garb but without trousers, sitting in a highly unorthodox manner, holding a long scroll and smiling too big in a vague environment that inadvertently resembles ice after i put a blue filter over what had formerly been yellow
thankfully this can only happen once a year, right?
#respelia #bealix
extremely annoying anthropomorphic plant person wearing a baseball shirt labeled "dirt" and a baseball hat and athletic shoes yet no trousers stands over an electronic treadmill backwards with the creature's tail appendage lying over the treadmill with dialog stating "gotta keep my tail in shape!"
dreadmill
sometimes i think these weirdos look at me and say stupid stuff just to get attention
#respelia #bealix
corny anthropomorphic plant person wearing fanciful christmas elf or magical jester-like garb without trousers, seemingly trying to look at something not visible to the viewer, amidst snowy surroundings
corny anthropomorphic plant person wearing white blue and red colored garb but not trousers proclaiming "Remember, 'free speech' is only for fascists!"
oddly proportioned anthropomorphic plant person wearing vaguely baseball-type garb but not trousers, smiling at the viewer, sitting with legs needlessly far apart on a cheaply-made chair in a peculiar box-like area with a large skylight above with an ominous pink sky visible beyond it
no more femoral sketches, it looks like, so back to this
i am concerned that bealix's ears seem to keep getting larger and larger
#respelia #bealix
corny anthropomorphic plant person wearing white blue and red colored garb but not trousers proclaiming "Helping poor people costs too much money so let's cut taxes for billionaires!"
plantriotism
#bealix #respelia #america #starsandstripes
annoying anthropomorphic plant themed humanoid with a BIG SMILE wearing a shirt with a big 12 on it, a backward baseball hat, needlessly elaborate shoes and no trousers stands with one leg on a rock and one hand on the leg in a vaguely mountainous location
mountain strange
good luck out there
#bealix #respelia #hiking #carrot #freshproduce
plant-based humanoid wearing spectacles, a scarf, a sweater and sneaker shoes sits strangely while glaring at the viewer amidst a ruined stone hallway somewhat overgrown with more plants
don't forget to bother your plants
oh pardon me am i DISTURBING you?
#respelia #nerd #bealix #gibbet
extremely annoying plant person wearing an old timey tuxedo with a top hat but no trousers, smiles dorkily while trying to appear as if playing two pianoforte instruments placed across from each other
i refuse to believe that this sounds good!
#respelia #bealix #piano
annoying as usual!
and also ineffectual hashtags as usual: #bealix #gibbet #plantgirl #safarigirl #furrygirl #dryad #dryadgirl #nerd #nerdgirl AND #nerdygirl despite that seeming to be dominated by weird photography rather than weird drawings, and #dork
corny anthropomorphic oversized fairy or goblin like plant being wearing leprechaun inspired garb but without trousers prepares to throw an orange scarf wearing red-haired snake-like creature off a cliff, in front of hard-to-read text declaring "It's more constructive to say you DO like than DON'T like!"
in honor of [the secular, mythologized concept of] saint patrick's day, a creature known as bealix evicts a troublesome serpent
#patheticsnake #bealix #saintpatricksday #stpatricksday
anthropomorphic humanoid with plant and fairy or elf characteristics, wearing a backwards baseball hat, a blue jacket that reads "Dirt 12" and large sneaker shoes, sitting rather flagrantly on a couch-like piece of furniture on a floor that seems to be crumbling away in front of a space backdrop interspersed with cookies. the creature is touching a rectangular object with one hand. comic strip type dialog states "I think this tablet's broken; I can't see the screen at all!"
bealix being annoying again. no surprises here
#respelia #bealix #space #cookies
annoying sport-garbed yet trouserless plant person grabbing own tail and smiling at viewer in front of a nonsensical rainbow-colored background
sport-garbed yet trouserless anthropomorphic plant person with large pointy ears and ridiculous overpronounced eyelashes sitting in a dugout-type space sitting with legs on either side of a baseball-hitting-object covered with barbed wire nlike what is generally used for striking a ball
bixness as usual
#respelia #bealix #suspicious
annoying, exuberant plant person wearing red santa claus style hat and coat. white gloves, no pants, christmas-themed socks and regular sneaker shoes, standing in an icy location, holding a large bag in one hand over the same shoulder, and with the other hand offering forth a small gift-wrapped object that may be an artichoke based on the plant creature seeming to be growing artichokes with its own biological functions
here dumbs planta flaws
no thank you, why don't you keep that
#bealix #respelia #christmas #artichokes
an old offer from 2021 that is less unhinged than what I was thinking about doing instead, so feel free to risk it
#respelia #bealix #snail
an actual "new" picture that looks very much like the old ones. the usual indecision applies!
#bealix #respelia #plantgirl #dryad
brief "comic strip" in which an excessively, sexually anthropomorphized twitter mascot annoys a similarly anthropomorphized plant being, neither of them wearing trousers
anthropomorphic plantoid person wearing a baseball hat, jacket and shirt, socks and shoes, no trousers, sitting with legs ridiculously far apart, waving at the viewer, against a nonsensical background.
When I initially posted this, I stated: "I do not know what this weirdo's problem is. I also have no idea where this location is! There are many mysteries in the world." After investigating the matter I determined what this weirdo's problem is: no car insurance. Very irresponsible.
#bealix
