extremely ugly drawing of the beaver-type mascot of the buc-ee's convenience store+gas station chain holding forth a plush doll of itself and spraying blood on the ground out of a gasoline pump while declaring "Everything's fine! Keep on buying crap!" the background attempts to show oil fields wastefully flaring off but also tomahawk missiles flying past but ALSO a construction vehicle pushing extra buc-ee's figures into a landfill and these should probably have been several separate drawings

who gives a buc?
#patheticsnake

brief comic strip in which a snake-like creature is annoyed at snacks pretending to be food and then those snakes being shoddified into smaller portioned, more heavily packaged "stick" and "stix" forms, and then the phrase "FOOD MARKET" on the store facade is shortened to just "MARKET" when the word "FOOD" falls off of it.

food for naught
#patheticsnake

this seemed like an exaggeration in 2024
#patheticsnake

a snake-like creature is strangled by a television box with arms showing an asinine "carpool karaoke" segment from the James Corden Late Late Show. the television demands "Why don't you just NOT WATCH" in a sinister looking dialog visualization and the snake creature responds "Mmmusst document my rrrage" in its pathetic melting dialog visualization. a small portable computer is front of the snake on whose screen appears the text "HATEHAT EHATEHA TEHATEH"

another old picture that i found while looking for another old picture
#patheticsnake

brief comic strip in which an angry serpent creature types right wing talking points into a computer and then suddenly wants to talk about something else when bad trump news becomes harder to deny

fauxful media
#patheticsnake

Content warning:immigration and customs enforcement crimes, nazi tattoos some people cannot seem to do anything right #mastoart #patheticsnake #fascism #policestate #ice #homelandsecurity #nazis #oppression

Content warning:immigration and customs enforcement crimes, nazi tattoos
some people cannot seem to do anything right
#mastoart #patheticsnake #fascism #policestate #ice #homelandsecurity #nazis #oppression
#democracy #usa #gop #fascists

👉 Vote 'em Out!

brief "comic strip" showing a press conference like setup with one creature saying: "With ICE agents on video snatching children and murdering just whoever, contrary to their stated goal of deporting "dangerous criminals,"will you at this time call for the prosecution, abolishment or even mere defunding of ICE?" to which a scarecrow-like creature at a podium responds "eh no, If anything their funding should INCREASE. These boys just need more training" a fox-like creature nearby responds "okey doke! sounds good to me!" while clapping in a second scene in a vague darkened area with nearly imperceptible text reading "TRAINING SEMINAR," the scarecrow is perched on several dollar-sign adorned sacks from which a red substances is leaking, while addressing a crowd full of tattooed creatures and saying "...and finally don't kill anyone while you are being filmed, unless you kill whoever's FILMING you also! Come ON, we've been OVER this. I thought you guys played video games!" one near the front responds "OHhhhh" another off to the right says "My aunt only lets me play minecraft" and one out of view responds "dumb bitch" they seem to be in the presence of a projecter slide showing a uniformed officer shooting a bystander while another bystander watches, labeled with a red X mark, and also the same officer shooting both bystanders, which is labeled with a green check mark

some people can't seem to do anything right
#patheticsnake

garishly colored comic strip in which a pathetic snake experiences difficulty with a stranger appearing and misunderstanding a computer related statement and then passing wrathful judgement on the matter

this can probably be expressed more succinctly, but i do not have succinct experiences!
#patheticsnake

Pair of pictures pretending to be a comic strip in which a green snake tries to assure a pink snake that president Trump will "run America like a business" and then considers that businesses tend to have brutal, exploitative, thoroughly unlawful attitudes towards anything that is perceived as obstructing their profits

snake of the union 2026

#patheticsnake

i feel almost vindicated

#patheticsnake #2018

brief comic strip mixing an extremely generalized idea of the right wing police themed television program "Blue Bloods" with an attempt at the visual style and a typical plot of a vintage american super hero comic book

blood feud
#patheticsnake #bluebloods

brief comic strip in which a snake like creature is not able to sleep due to its own thoughts about inadequacy compared to other people who make stupid garbage and put it on the internet

rise and whine
#patheticsnake #intrusivethoughts

comic strip in which princess toadstool peach and mario go to a restaurant together. Mario keeps getting agitated and peach reacts with annoyance. finally mario gets a pasta sauce stain on his shirt and then completely flips out in a pose similar to the one that frequently accompanies his defeat in video games along with a musical scale representation of the classic jingle which accompanies that event

super worryo diners

#bimshwel #patheticsnake

omic strip in which princess toadstool peach and mario go to a restaurant together. Mario keeps getting agitated and peach reacts with annoyance. finally mario gets a pasta sauce stain on his shirt and then completely flips out in a pose similar to the one that frequently accompanies is defeat in video games along with a musical scale representation of the classic jingle which accompanies that event

some people you can't take anywhere

#mario #princesspeach #patheticsnake #bimshwel #finedining

brief comic strip in which a vaguely defined humanoid thinks about its preferred body type and then is interrogated in an insulting manner about crimes it has not committed and viewpoints it does not hold

transfixed
what a great time to be alive
#patheticsnake #transrights

brief comic strip in which an orange snake like creature gets medical advice from green creature with at least four insect legs and then seems to ignore the advice by eating a monstrous fried chicken's-leg-like object

another comic strip based roughly on my life even though my life is the least interesting thing about me

#patheticsnake #atorvastatin

horrible red M&M mascot wearing a USA-themed hat and paraphrasing the song "God Bless the USA" while standing with one foot on a pile of cacao beans, one hand holding a military grade firearm and the other tapping ashes on to the head of a malnourished child worker attempting to add several beans to the pile

m dependence day
I have a problem with this character and I have a problem with child slavery so me having a problem with both at the same time was perhaps inevitable

#patheticsnake #patriotism #slavery #marsinc #mandms

comic strip in which a pitiful snake like creature gets offered character drawings by artist folk who then abruptly leave and try to pull more people toward their personal brands or something

most people have been good to me, some better than i deserve. unfortunately i fixate on the ones living in a different world from myself mentally and i should probably leave them to it

#patheticsnake #artfight

pair of pictures pretending to be a comic strip in which a green snake tries to assure a pink snake that president Trump will "run America like a business" and then considers that businesses tend to have brutal, exploitative, thoroughly unlawful attitudes towards anything that is perceived as obstructing their profits

snake of the union

#patheticsnake #ice

comic strip in which a pathetic snake is encourage to share a drawing that it is embarrassed about but fails to find an appropriate location in which to share the drawing and continues being embarrassed

the art of scorn
based on a variety of experiences across years

#patheticsnake #uncertainty

brief comic strip in which a terrible comedian suddenly becomes a high ranking government official due to not understanding things

comediot

#patheticsnake

verbose comic strip in which a cartoonishly proportioned executioner or wrestler looking character accuses a snake like creature of pedophilia while citing weak evidence

monkiwi pox
#patheticsnake

brief comic strip in which a pathetic snake annoys a blue mutating creature by asserting its "agender identity." The blue creature accuses the snake of being fake and making the world worse, while using a coal power plant to make artificial intelligence videos

another comic strip based on vaguely realistic situations that might not communicate what i mean it to

#patheticsnake #agender

and *I* am hokey, but not a prescribed, relatable sort, hence the endless gripey #patheticsnake comic strips

pathetic snake attracts unpleasant company through its complaining, judgemental comic strips

as usual, based on not one specific person but a few different ones who remind me of each other.
#patheticsnake

corny anthropomorphic oversized fairy or goblin like plant being wearing leprechaun inspired garb but without trousers prepares to throw an orange scarf wearing red-haired snake-like creature off a cliff, in front of hard-to-read text declaring "It's more constructive to say you DO like than DON'T like!"

in honor of [the secular, mythologized concept of] saint patrick's day, a creature known as bealix evicts a troublesome serpent
#patheticsnake #bealix #saintpatricksday #stpatricksday

comic strip in which a wealthy person takes over a business and ruins it for seemingly no reason

Entremanure, from 2022. I am glad this aged so poorly!
#patheticsnake

a pathetic snake with headphones ponders if its tastes are too stuck in the past to be worth asserting while surrounded by people whose tastes are stuck even further in the past who seem to not be concerned about asserting that

abusical nopetation
#patheticsnake

pair of pictures pretending to be a comic strip in which a green snake tries to assure a pink snake that president Trump will "run America like a business" and then considers that businesses tend to have brutal, exploitative, thoroughly unlawful attitudes towards anything that is perceived as obstructing their profits

snake of the union

#patheticsnake #executiveorder

oh fleeps i misspelled #patheticsnake. what a pathetic thing to do!