There are 162 million men in America. 82 million of them subscribe to #OnlyFans and I am not one of them. Where is my Nobel Prize?

The other day I bought two Pistachio Bomboloni for me and my girlfriend but ate them both on the way home. She does not know, and I do not regret it.

Congratulations Team Canada! 🇨🇦

AC/DC - Thunderstruck (Official Video) YouTube video by acdcVEVO

If we knew a planet-killing asteroid was headed for Earth, I think all of humanity should play Thunderstruck by AC/DC to let the universe know we enjoyed being here and that we're okay with the ending.

youtu.be/v2AC41dglnM?...
#NASA #ACDC

I have good news to share!!!

#NASA has raised the probability of deep impact to 1 in 32! We don't have to worry about price of eggs any more!

Plane crashes 2025: How many have there been in the US, how many people have been killed? As recent reports of disasters raise concerns about flying, including one on Monday in Toronto, here's how many US plane crashes have occurred in 2025.

There have been 87 aviation accidents in 2025, according to data from the National Transportation Safety Board.

No one got fired, no one went to jail, but two whistleblowers, apparently, took their own lives. 🤦🏽‍♂️ #FAA

www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

Credit Karma is encouraging me to get more credit cards so I can increase my credit score, but then if I use my credit cards, my score goes down. So basically, getting 8 credit cards and not using any of them is a sign of financial stability.🤦‍♂️ #Equifax #TransUnion

Tuesday stepping up it's game. Watch out, hump-day. #TuesdaySharkDay

Loving deeply is like investing in Crypto. You might be a billionaire or homeless. Shallow love is like a night out with your friends. You make few mistakes, overspend a little, & maybe wake up with a headache, but with a good breakfast & some exercise you will be spick-and-span back on the street.

One of the sadest things to watch is the TV friendly set of an absolutely hilarious comedian.

#StandupComedy #Notes

The country that bets on its people will win the #AI race.

#Grok3 #AI #OpenAI #DeepSeek #China #USA #EU

Imagine living a life where your entire legacy is being shot to death by a guy named Luigi, and yet no one remembers your name—they just call you the United Healthcare CEO.

If this doesn't serve as a wake-up call for CEOs, I'm not sure what will.

Life is short and we wait until the last minute to live it. 😂

#life #wisdom #nyc #love #advice #lifeadvice #valentinesday #funny #comedy

When everyone around you are sheep and you are a chicken. 🐓

Without depth of knowledge, one cannot have depth in love. To love deeply is to perceive deeply, for love is the recognition of truth in another.

#HappyValentinesDay

The establishment does everything in its power to ensure that revolutionary rage is redirected into empty outlets which provide pressure releases for desires that could become dangerous if allowed to progress.

- George Jackson, Blood in My Eye

a man in a suit stands in front of a group of people clapping their hands ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a group of people clapping their hands

I am an individual contributor at work, and I am an individual contributor at home. What I need is few people under me, at work and at home. 🫡

Real confidence is when you are bald but you act like you have hair. 😜

The reason the West progressed while China did not over the past 600 years is that China was isolated & had a highly inward-focused policy.

Adopting a closed-off & inward-focused approach for America is, to say the least, shortsighted. Specially when China is doing the opposite.

Did good ever win against evil? Or, was it always one evil
replacing another evil and what we perceive as a win for good is just the transition period when two evils are tired battling each other.

Is this why good people support one evil so they get a break from another evil?

I’m Muslim and It’s against my religion to tell you about my business.

- Onijah Andrew Robinson #Dating #Single #Muslim

Two atoms never truly touch each other. Due to their electromagnetic forces, they repel each other before coming into direct contact—what we perceive as “touch.”

So, technically, we are all virgins. 🤷🏽‍♂️

You can’t choose your family, but you can move to a different country and change your number. 😂

These #GenZ scammers don’t even have the work ethic to write the subject in their phishing email. 🤦🏽‍♂️ We were called Scam Artists because we took our scamming seriously. Look at this shit I got today: 😡

Damn, go me there. But I’d argue that his wasn’t a comedy performance. It was a speech. And the statement itself came from pure hate.

The correct response to a joke you don’t find funny is silence, not hate. 🤷🏽‍♂️

I know I’m privileged because my biggest concern right now is someone stepping on my shoes. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Who Benefits From Diversity And Inclusion Efforts? With all the financial investment, time and attention put into advancing diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) in corporations, it is crucial to understand who benefit...

This Article from 2023:

White women have benefited disproportionally from corporate #DEI efforts. In case you think only minorities will be impacted by DEI rollbacks. 🤷🏽‍♂️

www.forbes.com/sites/michel...

OpenAI says it has proof that Deepseek used its work without permission.

Someone tell Sam Altman, this is how all the authors of books and publications felt like when he stole their work to train #ChatGPT.

At least with #DeepSeek, it’s open source. 🤷🏽‍♂️

It’s hard not to fall in love with this city. #NYC #NewYork