Meanwhile in a better alternative universe.

A screenshot of a tweed describing a scientist that played a sound to a Starling which it then parroted back. The sound contained the image of a bird in it's sonogram.

Wouldn't this be an incredible way to smuggle information out of some location? Spy story element anyone?

a black and white photo of three dalek robots standing next to each other in a forest . Alt: a black and white photo of three dalek robots standing next to each other in a forest .

They absolutely need to decorate those planters like Daleks! Must! Must! Must!

Yea, those ugly, ugly solar farms. Much rather have a coal fired power plant instead. Much nicer.

A deal to end the Iran war seemed close. Then Trump started posting on social media | CNN Politics As the weekend approached, the US and Iran appeared to be closing in on a deal to end the seven-week war.

I think he's trying to bargain for a better position by being pessimistic online about a deal. I suspect they will call his bluff.

#trump #iran #war

It will be an interesting and unfortunate natural experiment to see how the influenza rates go up in the unvaccinated military population.

aka. Letting them die.

Appropriate for today for several reasons.

So, what's the chance we have #TACOs this afternoon? Any guesses?

#trump #iran #war

Except for them and their mistresses. Those are all perfectly normal and allowed.

Trump purges his Cabinet as his presidency faces mounting pressure The ousting of Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer is the latest sign of a president whose second term has not gone as planned — and who is starting to make his Cabinet pay for it.

And out goes the Labor Secretary.

Great bargaining strategy.

T:Negotiate a peace deal with me!
T: I'm going to bomb the shit out of you no matter what you say.
I: 🦗🦗🦗
T: Please??

I've canoed the Boundary Waters. This is a travesty.

I've canoed the Boundary Waters. They are pristine and beautiful. Or were pristine and beautiful.

Yet another sacrifice to the mad king and his bank account.

He's straight up acknowledging it. Perfectly normal to curry favor with the king.

I wonder how long it will be till a shareholder files a suite against the boards of these companies alleging financial mismanagement not asking for that money back.

John Ternus will replace Tim Cook as Apple CEO Cook will be executive chairman, but will no longer run the company day to day.

I’m hopeful for this change. Hopefully it will be a chance to correct a few missteps.

Still have one with a picture from about 1983 of my best friend and I with our girlfriends on the way into Cedar Point! It's a great memory of that time.

It's all just a performance. There is no consideration to weather or not any statement is accurate or even believable. Just that it furthers the current narrative. That it supports whatever want he currently has. Words are just tools to be used however he sees fit.

Anyone else getting distinct Macromedia Director vibes from Canva's Cavalry launch? Or is it just me?

PLEASE put up some damn line art so I can steal it!!

Better? ;-)

They did it. They actually did it.

#sweet #revenge #theOnion #infowars

Greater than the sum of its parts!

#infowars #theOnion

Vector art? I can't be bothered to steal just some crappy screen resolution version ya know.

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#infowars #theOnion

FBI Director Kash Patel sues The Atlantic claiming false reporting about drinking, absences FBI Director Kash Patel filed a defamation lawsuit against The Atlantic and its ​reporter Sarah Fitzpatrick following the publication of an article on Friday alleging the director had a drinking probl...

This is gonna be FUN!

🍿🍿🍿

Wife of active-duty U.S. Army sergeant detained by ICE in Texas at immigration appointment The wife of a 27-year Army sergeant was detained by ICE at an immigration appointment in Texas. He says he doesn't understand why, and "ICE is out of control right now."

The worst of the worst.

Talking about ICE, not the people they are supposedly going after.

#abolishICE #defundICE #prosecuteICE

All new data centers should be energy & carbon neutral. If they want to compute, they need to generate their own electricity from renewal sources.

No notes.

A green Toyota Prius sits in front of a large white pickup truck in a parking lot.

I hear ya. (My other car is a Tacoma exactly like the one in your photo. Great little truck!) #toyota #prius

These asshats are setting US (and world for that matter) scientific research back decades and dooming millions to preventable calamities and costs.