The wife and I are extremely interested in visiting Guatemala early next year and would welcome your input on places to stay and eat. Gonna do a ruins tour out of Flores for a few days but probably also burn a few days in Guatemala City/Antigua
In a rebuttal, the Wizards will be serving a "Just Kidding We Never Make The Playoffs" cone of soft serve diarrhea
Classic DC doubleheader (I am so tired, I'm too old for this shit 🤣)
It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen
The number of people (on X, natch), who will never see 5 million dollars in their lives, pissing and moaning about this is hilarious. Stop carrying water for the rich, you absolute morons!
There's no Moon TSA or Customs tbh
DON'T LET THEM OUT, WHAT IF THEY HAVE SPACE COVID
Hehehehehehe #GoBlue
Both Polymarket and kalshi reached out to pay me to put their ads in my newsletters in the last month. Told both to fuck off, obviously. But I bring it up because it seems like the only way to make $ right now is to work for some entity destroying society in a race to the bottom. It fucking sucks.
That sausage fest platter sounds pretty good, NGL
Must've eaten a LOT of big macs
"Excuse me, what the fuck is this shit?"
omg do these idiots ever take a second to just listen to themselves 😂
Ahh, so 33% of the country is fucking idiots, noted
I'm 41 and I didn't notice this but now that I think back on it, you're right. Not a lot of my cohort out there
The cherry blossoms are directly adjacent to the fuck fascism rally which is directly adjacent to the kite festival which is directly adjacent to the trans rights activism event.
Spring in DC!
#nokings
#peakbloom
#flowersandshit
#kites
#dontfuckwithmytranshomies
Couple dickhead natty guards just shoved past me and a couple other people to get into the metro. Sorry we were in the way of your very important job of uselessly standing around doing fuckall. Will try to do better in the future 🤣
I love how Michigan played with their food in the first half of every tournament game and then kicked the shit out of all of them in the second 🤣
#marchmadness
#goblue
that's cairo, right? or is it casablanca? i've been to this one, but can't remember which city it was lol
Every time I try to think about how this timeline could get any fucking dumber, I'm wrong because I didn't think dumb enough
But seriously, railing about how liberal the media is these days is almost as stupid as still thinking that Republicans are fiscally conservative 🤣
Imagine if Barack Obama:
1. Waged an illegal war in Iran,
2. Sent gas prices soaring over $4,
3. Fucked up TSA this badly.
Just imagine the coverage. Yet this piece of human garbage basically gets a pass from the mainstream press for all this fuckery.
These games aren't gonna end til 12:30 at the earliest in the Eastern Time Zone, which houses 47-50% of the country. Once again I ask: why are these damn games played so late? #marchmadness
congrats joe, you're the stupid motherfucker on the planet: www.gasbuddy.com/gasprices/wa...
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Ok so I can watch the entire tournament, but having to toggle between HBO Max (which has cable games) and Paramount (which has CBS games) is way more annoying than it should be...
#firstworldproblems
#marchmadness
assuming it's mountain view california, at least his vote didn't matter 😆
was he apologetic after you explained, or was he still a dick?
