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#FirstWorldProblems. You spend your whole life trying to decide whether you’re a vocalist, bassist, guitarist, pianist, horn player, or combination of not more than two. Cause more than 2 is just weird right? It’s like your zodiac sign, that label. My own chart has no air. It was suffocating.

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//Also discovered I can't turn the music off in the game, just the sound effects. So either I'm going to listen to the same 30 seconds of world map/battle on a loop until I hallucinate, or I have to put down my headphones and listen to stuff on my phone. #NickPlaysFF8 #FirstWorldProblems

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Dazu noch die Hoffnung, dass das Kind nicht so viel gewachsen ist seit den letzten warmen Tagen bzw. genug Sachen hat, die ich ihm letzten Sommer zu groß gekauft habe😆

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20:20 GMT
Paper aeroplanes providing entertainment
England 0-0 Uruguay
Alex Howell
BBC Sport reporter at Wembley
“The paper aeroplanes are starting to be thrown from the home support and they are being cheered if they reach the pitch.
I think that sums up this game so far.”

20:20 GMT Paper aeroplanes providing entertainment England 0-0 Uruguay Alex Howell BBC Sport reporter at Wembley “The paper aeroplanes are starting to be thrown from the home support and they are being cheered if they reach the pitch. I think that sums up this game so far.”

21:16 GMT
Get Involved
“Has the match started yet?”
Peter, Enfield

21:16 GMT Get Involved “Has the match started yet?” Peter, Enfield

21:31 GMT
Get Involved
“Just realised the football is still on my tv”
Matt
Well done for sticking with it for this long, Matt.

21:31 GMT Get Involved “Just realised the football is still on my tv” Matt Well done for sticking with it for this long, Matt.

21:26 GMT
Zzzzzzz......
England 0-0 Uruguay
Sami Mokbel
BBC Sport Senior football correspondent at
Wembley
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...
**Looks up - "Google's how to make a paper plane."**

21:26 GMT Zzzzzzz...... England 0-0 Uruguay Sami Mokbel BBC Sport Senior football correspondent at Wembley Zzzzzzzzzzzzz... **Looks up - "Google's how to make a paper plane."**

Would thoroughly recommend the BBC live text tonight, if you enjoy the traditional ritual of England fans soiling their nappies at having to see their team play at Wembley. #FirstWorldProblems

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That feeling when you've been using a knee brace for three years and find out it's not the right brace for your problem! 😬 And the one to actually fix your problem is $2K. #firstworldproblems

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Sign the Petition Petition to boycott Evri

Amazing - one company holding a whole nation hostage. Millions of undelivered parcels and they threaten to ban you if you complain. Few online retailers give you a choice. Now faced with the hassle of cancelling orders as soon as I see they're using Evri.
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Dadurch erfährt mein Speiseplan eine gewisse Redundanz. Zwei Tage Chicken-Fingerfood mit Salat nacheinander.
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So many places I'd likely be happy to live. But my wife is a Louisiana girl & does NOT want to deal w snow. Having lived thru the blizzard of 78-79 in rural Ohio, I agree :) Besides living in the deep south for 20+ years now, my blood is too thinned out to handle subzero. #FirstWorldProblems

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Lost power for about 30 minutes. No battery backup on my modem. And for some reason, my 5G/LTE network is shit in my place. Boring as fuck sitting in the dark!
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Anyone on here own a macbook and an ipad and make use of both? #firstworldproblems

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Ik moet meer eiwitten en sowieso meer overdag eten. Hadden ze lekkere pompoenpannenkoekjes bij de Plus, daar kan ik fruit en wat kwark bij doen, hebben ze die uit het assortiment gehaald 😭

Morgen eens kijken of ze die bij de Jumbo of Albert Heijn nog wel hebben. #firstworldproblems

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Right? I dunno why they always crush them. And if they're not crushed, they are black inside bc of the cold or something.
I mean, if they can deliver eggs without crushing them, why not bananas?
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i`m very lucky. the second worst issue i have at the moment is not being able to find a good denim to make a poncho. #firstworldproblems

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Maybe I'll see if apt mgmt can bow to reality and start the central AC before mid-May.
Can I buy everyone in my building a space heater in case the temps dip again?
I hate being hot.
Worst case I find a hotel but I also hate being chased away from my residence. 😢
#FirstWorldProblems /end whine

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#cows
#nature
#selfies
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I have a baby sleeping on my chest and my keyboard is just out of reach. 😩

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two women standing next to each other with the words i just have too many items ALT: two women standing next to each other with the words i just have too many items

What a burden to have so much stuff you don’t have time to unpack it. 😜

How are you liking the new digs? Have room for a crafting corner? Mine takes up an entire room in my house.

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You poor thing.
So traumatic washing dishes by hand. The horror 🤣🤣🤣

When I went to buy a new iPhone last month, I had to wait an extra day to get it because my local Apple Store didn’t have an iPhone17 in stock in sage green

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1:29 AM Status Report: The Institute has officially lost control of its sleep schedule. It is a Tuesday morning, and we are currently negotiating with our ceiling fan for an ounce of serotonin. The negotiations are failing

#Insomnia #TuesdayThoughts #FirstWorldProblems

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#FirstWorldProblems: The Hilarious Symptom of Superabundance The phenomenon of #firstworldproblems highlights the absurdity of privileged complaints amid global issues like poverty and war. As technology creates an abundance of data, resources, and choices, society grapples with navigating this excess. The potential for a fourth Industrial Revolution raises questions about sustaining perspective on real scarcity in a superabundant world.

The phenomenon of #firstworldproblems highlights the absurdity of privileged complaints amid global issues like poverty and war. As technology creates an abundance of data, resources, and choices, society grapples with navigating this excess.

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But then I remember all the prints I still don’t have frames for 😩 #firstworldproblems

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I didn't really enjoy my time in middle management - I like people but do not enjoy artificially ranking them and dealing with HR in general - but there is a IT manager job for a nonprofit in my neighborhood and I wouldn't have to drive to Wilsonville.... #FirstWorldProblems

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Fitting a new LED grille to my car will be easy, he said. The videos on YouTube make it look a doddle, he said. Was it fuck. Wheel off, arch lining removed, stubborn plug eventually removed from it's pissing socket. Grrrrrr.

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Definitivamente se ma estropeao el subwoofer. :_(

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Stopped on the way home from work and bought milk and bananas from the greengrocer.

Arrived home and realised we only have one egg.

The 21st Century, the tech revolution, AI.

It's all been for nothing until you can solve this problem.

#AI
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Rethinking our 2 months' trip away in winter to Cape York, if fuel remains prohibitive. Need to visit mid north coast to see daughter and husband in any case, so perhaps just mooch about in that part of the world instead, a more relaxed type of holiday. #FirstWorldProblems

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🙄 #Priorities #FirstWorldProblems #AngerManagementIssues
Dude needs therapy

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I could cuss a blue streak, but at this point, it's beating a dead horse that came back from the dead, over and over again.

Everyone constantly leaves the mess and then complains that one or the other isn't pulling their weight...

Ugh.

#dishes #roommates #responsibility #firstworldproblems

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