Bought myself a 'large' dark chocolate egg from Sbury's, which turned out not to be very large and definitely not egg-shaped. It was like a flat cone shape and the chocolate isn't the nicest I've tasted. I only bought it as it was 50% off😆
Lidl chocolate marzipan eggs are better
#FirstWorldProblems
When I was a younger man, I would keep a condom in my wallet in case I "worked up a sweat". Now I have lens wipes in case I work up a sweat.
#FirstWorldProblems
#GettingOlder
Mit neuem Akku im nicht mehr ganz so neuen iPhone fühlt man sich gleich wie ein neuer Mensch. #FirstWorldProblems
Performative moaning is so annoying stfu I wanna hear that slick and good gushy from everywhere BUT ur mouth 🙄🙄😒😒😫😫 #pervert #goonette #firstworldproblems #teamgrunt #teamwhimper
VR headsets: the ultimate excuse for looking like a drunken robot while you “experience” a beach. Sure, the sand feels real, until you realize you’re still stuck in your crappy apartment, paying rent and getting yelled at by the cat. 🤖🏖️💩 #FirstWorldProblems.
The fact that #Spotify is rarely aware whether I'm online or not is infuriating 🙄
#firstworldproblems
Fabric shorts are comfy
But it didn't hide shit when you've got a big dick 😂
#firstworldproblems #nsfw
Moment of panic wondering if the local libraries in the area we might (probably) be moving to use the BorrowBox app for audiobooks...they do! 😎😁 #FirstWorldProblems #BookSky
- Mistä tietää, että on arkipyhä?
- Siitä, kun alkoholisoitunut kravattipersu itkee Alkon edustalla.
#TereSammallahti #kokoomus #alko #FirstWorldProblems
Dishwasher died 3 days ago. New one arrived today and had to be sent back due to the door not fitting flush. Another new one arrives tomorrow #firstworldproblems
Ik heb een ware moshpit gecreëerd, maar kan zelf alleen passief-agressief liken, wegens DRUK! #firstworldproblems
1st world problem
I don't generally wish ill-fortune on people but I could break that rule for the weapon that decided to put mayonnaise in plastic squeeze bottles. Bring back the jar you bastards.
#Firstworldproblems
Ow. Out of practice using my Huion Note. Bore down too hard on the stylus. Hope I don't give myself a blister.
#art
#ow
#firstworldproblems
I realize it’s #firstworldproblems and I should not be so negative.
I was hoping to play them via Sonos speakers while doing other mega important tasks. No end to my #FirstWorldProblems
In the early 2010s people who posted this stuff on social media would put it under the popular trend #firstworldproblems because it reads like satire
Now a lot of people genuinely believe this is proof of being downtrodden and impoverished
god i'm so fucking angry, my bitch cousin got me pregnant again in the middle of the night, ugh
#firstworldproblems
World leaders announce swift action to secure Red Sea shipping. | My online order status: "Still at sea, ETA unknown."
World leaders announce swift action to secure Red Sea shipping. | My online order status: "Still at sea, ETA unknown."
#RedSea #Geopolitics #ShippingCrisis #FirstWorldProblems #MemeNews
Tryna get out of fitbit since Google ruined it, but I don't trust Apple either and Garmin is so expensive. Ughhh 😩
#FirstWorldProblems
I've got a favorite bidet in a multi-bidet household. Priorities, people! #FirstWorldProblems
It's a modest inconvenience that sorting #OneNote pages disables the ability to make subpages. The subpages were added at different times so without the sort they appear scattered across the page list - I have to find them and move them to make them subpages. #FirstWorldProblems
I got a new phone (one of my least favorite things to have to do) and the spelling bee knockoff app that scrapes the NYT puzzle for free is no longer available. 😭😭 #FirstWorldProblems
Me: (this morning two weeks into wearing Invisalign trays)
“Wow, this is easy-peasy.”
(switches to next set of trays in series)
“Omg, Oww … owww … owww” 😖
#FirstWorldProblems
I popped the cap off of a chapstick standing outside on the sidewalk minutes after getting off a plane and... the suction generated from cabin pressurization pulled the balm out and it rolled away out to the road.
#FirstWorldProblems
#FirstWorldProblems. You spend your whole life trying to decide whether you’re a vocalist, bassist, guitarist, pianist, horn player, or combination of not more than two. Cause more than 2 is just weird right? It’s like your zodiac sign, that label. My own chart has no air. It was suffocating.
//Also discovered I can't turn the music off in the game, just the sound effects. So either I'm going to listen to the same 30 seconds of world map/battle on a loop until I hallucinate, or I have to put down my headphones and listen to stuff on my phone. #NickPlaysFF8 #FirstWorldProblems
Dazu noch die Hoffnung, dass das Kind nicht so viel gewachsen ist seit den letzten warmen Tagen bzw. genug Sachen hat, die ich ihm letzten Sommer zu groß gekauft habe😆
#firstworldproblems
20:20 GMT Paper aeroplanes providing entertainment England 0-0 Uruguay Alex Howell BBC Sport reporter at Wembley “The paper aeroplanes are starting to be thrown from the home support and they are being cheered if they reach the pitch. I think that sums up this game so far.”
21:16 GMT Get Involved “Has the match started yet?” Peter, Enfield
21:31 GMT Get Involved “Just realised the football is still on my tv” Matt Well done for sticking with it for this long, Matt.
21:26 GMT Zzzzzzz...... England 0-0 Uruguay Sami Mokbel BBC Sport Senior football correspondent at Wembley Zzzzzzzzzzzzz... **Looks up - "Google's how to make a paper plane."**
Would thoroughly recommend the BBC live text tonight, if you enjoy the traditional ritual of England fans soiling their nappies at having to see their team play at Wembley. #FirstWorldProblems
