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What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill.
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She must have gotten a Christmas in July style visit from the three ghosts.
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on many levels.
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What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
You think it’d be R, but their true love is the C.
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How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a virus.
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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What did one hat say to the other?
Stay here — I’m going on ahead.
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Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go.
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How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
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Nobody cares what a pedophile had to say. Have they released the Epstein list yet?
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well.
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
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Why did the barber win the race?
He knew all the shortcuts.
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How do cows stay up to date?
They read the moos-paper.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Why don’t graveyards ever get overcrowded?
People are dying to get in.
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What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
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Why was the belt arrested?
It was holding up a pair of pants.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
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Why did the orange stop?
It ran out of juice.
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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
He made a mint.
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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels.
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Why did the baker go to therapy?
He kneaded it.
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What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing, they just waved.
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Why was the calendar always tired?
It had too many dates.
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