Me: And also do you think when Folsom Prison is at max capacity they call it ‘Fullsom’?

My kidnapper: *crying* Please just go home.

I read something the other day that said Michelin only started to rate restaurants to recommend ones more off the main roads, more wear on tyres, more sales. 🤯

Cartoon of five little sheep sitting on chairs. Caption: Gambollers Anonymous

Spring is in the air

You've got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if the Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

Why did they call it a protective beekeepers suit and not swarmour

Q Which footballer can hold the most fish in their mouth?
A Pele can

Pale grey square background with black art nouveau border and text reading "Greebo also had a cat's approach to possessions, which was simply that nothing edible had a right to belong to other people." Beneath it reads "Maskerade - Terry Pratchett"

I feel this approach also applies to boxes...and beds, and chairs...

What is your favourite cat anecdote? Share a picture of your cat in the comments!

#DWCon #DiscworldQuotes #MaskeradeQuote #Maskerade

🎵 Comin' out of my cave and I've been doin' just fine
Gotta, gotta be down from my crucifix
It started out with a kiss from Judas, how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss…

No Nose Bandana Bone Claw Wolvie is *Park 90s!

No matter how nicely you set the table, there'll be no atmosphere...

I need Ali Express \Temu\Shein to immediately start producing Logans Footie kit! That's so cool.

If you care about grassroots music venues, everything you need is at: www.MusicVenueTrust.com

We’ve spent years building the tools, the data, and the infrastructure to support this sector properly. It’s all public. It’s all accessible. And it’s all there to be used.

"Hey handsome. Why not come over to my place and eat the fried breadcrumbs I'm covered in?" she said, croquettishly.

One of my faves.

Pale yellow square background with black art nouveau border and text reading "World Book Day" Below it sits the outline of a man in a kilt playing the bagpipes, a trail of musical notes following behind him

It's International Bagpipe Day!

Gonnagles play an instrument similar to bagpipes. What is it called and what sound does it make?

#Discworld #DiscworldConvention #InternationalBagpipeDay #WeeFreeMen

That's near me, I'll have to try and get out there for a look.

Pale yellow square background with black art nouveau border and text reading "World Book Day" Below it sits the outline of an open book, with magic swirl and sparkles emitting from it

It's World Book Day! Did you or your participate? Share some photos if you'd like!

What is your favourite book and why? Mine's the Abhorsen series by Garth Nix (Sorry Terry!)

#Discworld #DiscworldConvention #WorldBookDay

Our Land Trailer YouTube video by MetFilm Distribution

OUR LAND

A film about the Right to Roam campaign.

Preview screenings from March - April.
Cinemas nationwide from May.

Trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=est-...
Screenings: www.metfilmstudio.com/distribution...

They just add any old buzzwords as if such things aren't already law. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Reasonable force has been protected since 1967.

Halfwits.

MVT is looking for another England Coordinator to join the Venue Support Team in our mission to protect, secure, and improve Grassroots Music Venues. This is a full-time role (£32,000 p.a.) to work from home or hybrid working, and we are welcoming applicants from across England.

📸 by Georgia Penny.

Just a reminder MoneySavingExpert does not cold call. If someone knocks at your door (or calls you) claiming to be from us or sent by me, to switch your energy or owt else, it is not true, be careful.

The Earth at night from orbit, taken from a satellite. Text reads: 'Last tickets - Building a sustainable space future; with Dr Ciara McGrath, Thursday 19 March, 19.30-21.00.'

With satellite launches accelerating at an unprecedented rate, humanity has a responsibility to ensure a sustainable space future.

In this #LovellLecture, join Dr Ciara McGrath to explore the opportunities and challenges that define modern space exploration: https://ow.ly/upLY50YkcZw

Give Piece a Chance?

Drake hotline bling meme Top panel reads "inviting people over because you want to see them" Bottom panel reads "inviting people over because it forces you to clean your house"

We all know the real reason

#philosophy

A perverse warning. We’re so conditioned to price hikes, if your car insurance renewal doesn’t rise you’ll probably go ‘yay’. But…

This is just the intro to scores of tricks from this week’s The Martin Lewis Money Show Live on cutting Car & Home Insurance costs.

Our Annual Report highlights the stark truth that 59% of grassroots music venues no longer receive regular national touring shows. Whole regions - towns and cities with millions of people - have effectively vanished from the UK’s touring map.

For anyone who was struggling with the link to our Antarctic jobs yesterday, sorry about that. We're launching a new website next month - our current one is a total maze.

Here's a link to the current vacancies page that actually works: www.bas.ac.uk/jobs/vacanci...

We really value apprenticeships here at the National Park! 😊

A new opportunity has come up for a Business Administration Apprentice, working across all manner of projects around caring for the landscape, wildlife and environment.

Apply 🔗 www.southdowns.gov.uk/job/business...

The big day is finally here...the last day to enter your images of the night sky in our astrophotography competition!

The top prize is £250 ✨

Make sure you get your entry in before midnight! 😊

Enter here 🔗 www.southdowns.gov.uk/dark-night-s...

📷 Heathland and Milky Way by Carl Gough