Roundhouse Rock

Even Glenn Quagmire would say, "Dafuq is this shit, Dolan? No giggity."

"Welcome to the Garden, Shawn." Bird dropped 40.

www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/19...

Picture of former Mariners broadcasters Dave Sims and Mike Blowers; their last season was in 2024. In the background is a Root Sports logo; Root Sports does not exist anymore.

Dave Sims: "It's still early, Blow!"

Mike Blowers: "You're absolutely right, Dave."

Sims: "Why are the porta-potties coming to T-Mobile Park?"

Blowers: "Oh, shit."

a live stream during a live stream

John Rocker is also correct.

They're gonna turn the corner next season.

(But first, find a new GM who has a damn clue.)

Replace Vulcans with Ferengi.

How is he *not* on Outkick?

He'd fit in well in most of Washington state and Idaho.

Shitty businessman? YES!

Shitty politician? YES! YES!

Shitty person? YES! YES! YES!

"This is deeply concerning," queefed Susan Collins.

Picture of Seattle Kraken TV broadcasters John Forslund, Eddie Olczyk and J.T. Brown.

Picture of a Honey Bucket porta-potty with a "Climate Pledge Arena" sign on it.

John Forslund: "Once again, shitter's full. THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY, BABY!"

Eddie Olczyk: "With my national gigs, thankfully I didn't have to watch this shit the whole season."

J.T. Brown: "On the next podcast, Piper (Shaw) and I will be guzzlin' bleach."

#CoachellaValleyNorth

#StaleCupChamps2026

Friel the Misery of Gesa Arena.

I didn't know the Pillsbury Doughboy could perform like Peter North.

"Hee, hee! That ain't frosting!"

Also, the "do not enter/wrong way" sign.

If this was a "guess the state" contest, I would've guessed an old-school confederate state or Idaho.

Ian and Noah: "You aren't writing about us?"

AAAngels

New "Family Guy" episode: "Mayor Quagmire"

#OhioProblems (perpetual)

Ken Behring on ketamine.

Hello, Pocatello.

#PokyHawks

He's eating the MyPilluh foam again.

Little Orphan Kitty

#GoCougs

God: "I agree with you."

And they had to beat Sparty to clinch the Rose Bowl berth.

#CornholeAtTheKennel #Zawgs

You're gonna have to change your first name to Cory or Korey.

The ghosts of Bob Greenwood, Len Stevens, Kevin Eastman, Paul Graham, Ken Bone and Ernie Fucking Kent are haunting Riley.

[All coaches listed are still alive except for Greenwood.]